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NUMBER,PRICE,"FORMAT","CATEGORY1","CATEGORY2","CATEGORY3","ARTIST","TITLE",WIDTH,HEIGHT,"DESCRIPTION","IMAGE"
1-BOOK-9798985613049,$13.99,"8.25"" x 10.25"" Book","65","1223","","Mark Twain","Writing the American Story by Joyce Claiborne-West",8.2500,10.2500,"<p><strong>Mark Twain: Writing the American Story</strong> introduces young readers to one of America's greatest authors through engaging storytelling and vibrant full-color illustrations. Part of the acclaimed <strong>Heroes of Liberty</strong> series, this inspiring biography follows Samuel Clemens—better known as Mark Twain—from his childhood along the Mississippi River to his rise as the celebrated author of classics like <em>The Adventures of Tom Sawyer</em> and <em>Adventures of Huckleberry Finn</em>. Along the way, readers discover how his wit, curiosity, and unforgettable stories helped shape American literature.</p>
<p>Filled with beautiful <strong>full-color illustrations</strong>, this hardcover biography is an excellent addition to home libraries, classrooms, and collections celebrating influential historical figures. Perfect for young readers, educators, homeschool families, and fans of American history and classic literature. ISBN: <strong>9798985613049</strong>. <strong>MSRP is $17.99.</strong></p>","https://p.sdrs.biz/a/accessories/9798985613049.png"
NUMBER,PRICE,"FORMAT","CATEGORY1","CATEGORY2","CATEGORY3","ARTIST","TITLE",WIDTH,HEIGHT,"DESCRIPTION","IMAGE"
1-MAG-31436,$3.99,"3.5"" x 2.5"" Magnet","219","","","Mark Twain","Whenever you find yourself on the side of the majority, it is time to reform (or pause and reflect) - Mark Twain 1835-1910",3.5000,2.5000,"<BR><BR> UPC: 190153065114","https://p.sdrs.biz/a/31436.jpg"
1-MAG-31494,$3.99,"3.5"" x 2.5"" Magnet","219","","","Mark Twain","Suppose You Were an Idiot, and Suppose You Were a Member of Congress; but I Repeat Myself. - Mark Twain 1835 - 1910",3.5000,2.5000,"<p>This 2.5 by 3.5 inch magnet features one of Mark Twain's most iconic and witty political quotes: ""Suppose you were an idiot, and suppose you were a member of Congress; but I repeat myself"". The design includes a black-and-white sketch portrait of Twain, complete with his signature and life dates, capturing the humor and sharp social commentary that made him one of America's greatest satirists.</p>
<p>Perfect for literature lovers, history buffs, and anyone who appreciates clever political humor, this magnet makes a timeless addition to any fridge, locker, or office space. Proudly made in the USA.</p>
<BR>UPC: 190153047233","https://p.sdrs.biz/a/31494 - congress - 3.5 x 2.5.png"
1-MAG-31495,$3.99,"3.5"" x 2.5"" Magnet","219","","","Mark Twain","Don't Let Schooling Interfere with Your Education - Mark Twain 1835 - 1910",3.5000,2.5000,"<p>This 2.5 by 3.5 inch magnet features a classic black-and-white portrait of <strong>Mark Twain (1835-1910)</strong> alongside one of his most famous quotes: ""<strong>Don't let schooling interfere with your education</strong>"". A witty and timeless reminder about the value of curiosity and independent thought.</p>
<p>Perfect for <strong>writers, teachers, students, and lovers of Twain's humor and wisdom</strong>, this magnet adds literary inspiration to any fridge or workspace. Proudly made in the USA.</p>
<BR>UPC: 190153047240","https://p.sdrs.biz/a/31495 - 3.5 x 2.5 - mark twain school and education.png"
1-MAG-31496,$3.99,"3.5"" x 2.5"" Magnet","219","","","Mark Twain","Anger is an Acid That Can Do More Hard to the Vessel In Which it is Stored Than to Anything On Which it is Poured - Mark Twain 1835 - 1910",3.5000,2.5000,"<p>This 2.5 by 3.5 inch magnet features a vintage-style portrait of Mark Twain alongside one of his most insightful quotes: ""Anger is an acid that can do more harm to the vessel in which it is stored than to anything on which it is poured"". The sepia-toned design evokes 19th-century charm, perfectly complementing Twain's timeless wisdom about emotion and self-control.</p>
<p>Ideal for literature lovers, philosophers, and admirers of classic American wit, this magnet adds an inspiring and reflective touch to any fridge, office, or study. Proudly made in the USA.</p>
<BR>UPC: 190153047257","https://p.sdrs.biz/a/31496 - mark twain - anger 3.5 x 2.5.png"
1-MAG-31497,$3.99,"2.5"" x 3.5"" Magnet","219","","","Mark Twain","Giving Up Smoking is the Easiest Thing in the World. I Know Because I've Done it Thousands of Times. - Mark Twain 1835 - 1910",2.5000,3.5000,"<p>This 2.5 by 3.5 inch magnet features a witty quote by Mark Twain: ""Giving up smoking is the easiest thing in the world. I know because I've done it thousands of times"". Accompanied by a classic portrait of Twain with his trademark pipe, this humorous magnet celebrates the author's sharp wit and timeless observations on human nature.</p>
<p>Perfect for Twain fans, literary enthusiasts, or anyone who appreciates clever humor, this magnet adds a touch of classic charm and laughter to any fridge or workspace. Proudly made in the USA.</p>
<BR>UPC: 190153047264","https://p.sdrs.biz/a/31497.jpg"
1-MAG-31498,$3.99,"3.5"" x 2.5"" Magnet","219","","","Mark Twain","Get Your Facts First, Then You Can Distort Them As You Please. - Mark Twain 1835 - 1910",3.5000,2.5000,"<p>This 2.5 by 3.5 inch magnet features a vintage black-and-white portrait of Mark Twain with one of his sharpest and most humorous quotes: ""Get your facts first, then you can distort them as you please"". Twain's wit and insight shine through in this timeless commentary on truth, perspective, and human nature.</p>
<p>Perfect for writers, humor lovers, history enthusiasts, and anyone who appreciates classic American satire, this magnet makes a clever and eye-catching addition to your fridge or office. Proudly made in the USA.</p>
<BR>UPC: 190153047271","https://p.sdrs.biz/a/31498 - mark twain - distorted facts 3.5 x 2.5.jpg"
1-MAG-31502,$3.99,"2.5"" x 3.5"" Magnet","219","","","Mark Twain","Denial Ain't Just a River in Egypt - Mark Twain 1835 - 1910",2.5000,3.5000,"<p>This 2.5 by 3.5 inch magnet features the witty quote <strong>""Denial ain't just a river in Egypt""</strong> attributed to <strong>Mark Twain (1835-1910)</strong>. Set against a black background with Twain's portrait, this design captures his signature blend of humor and truth.</p>
<p>Perfect for <strong>literature fans, humor enthusiasts, teachers, and collectors of classic quotes</strong>, this magnet adds a clever and timeless touch to any refrigerator or office space. Proudly made in the USA.</p>
<BR>UPC: 190153047318","https://p.sdrs.biz/a/31502 - mark twain - denial 3.5 x 2.5.png"
1-MAG-31503,$3.99,"2.5"" x 3.5"" Magnet","219","","","Mark Twain","A Man Who Carries a Cat by the Tail Learns Something He Can Learn in No Other Way. - Mark Twain 1835 - 1910",2.5000,3.5000,"<p>This 2.5 by 3.5 inch magnet features the humorous and insightful quote <strong>""A man who carries a cat by the tail learns something he can learn in no other way""</strong> by <strong>Mark Twain (1835-1910)</strong>. Set against a black background with Twain's portrait, this magnet perfectly captures his trademark wit and wisdom.</p>
<p>Ideal for <strong>book lovers, teachers, writers, and collectors of literary quotes</strong>, this magnet adds a clever touch of inspiration and humor to any fridge, locker, or workspace. Proudly made in the USA.</p>
<BR>UPC: 190153047325","https://p.sdrs.biz/a/31503 - mark twain - cat's tail 3.5 x 2.5.png"
1-MAG-31509,$3.99,"2.5"" x 3.5"" Magnet","219","","","Mark Twain","The man who does not read has no advatage over the man who cannot read - Mark Twain 1835 - 1910",2.5000,3.5000,"<div class=""product-description"">
<p>Celebrate timeless wisdom with this 3.5 inch wide by 2.5 inch tall magnet featuring the insightful quote by Mark Twain: <em>""The man who does not read has no advantage over the man who cannot read.""</em> This elegant black-and-white design pairs Twain's sharp intellect with a vintage portrait of the celebrated author, reminding us of the enduring value of curiosity and lifelong learning.</p>
<p>Perfect for book lovers, teachers, writers, and fans of American literature, this literary magnet makes a thoughtful gift or a sophisticated addition to any home, office, or library decor.</p>
<p>Printed in vivid detail with a glossy finish and a strong magnetic back - ideal for your refrigerator, locker, or workspace.</p>
<p><strong>Proudly Made in the USA.</strong></p>
</div><BR><BR>UPC: 190153047646<BR>","https://p.sdrs.biz/a/31509 - mark twain reading advantage 3.5 x 2.5 magnet.png"
1-MAG-31510,$3.99,"2.5"" x 3.5"" Magnet","219","","","Mark Twain","There are lies, damned lies and statistics. - Mark Twain 1835 - 1910",2.5000,3.5000,"<div class=""product-description"">
<p>Add wit and wisdom to your space with this 3.5 inch tall by 2.5 inch wide magnet featuring the timeless quote by Mark Twain: <em>""There are lies, damned lies, and statistics.""</em> This striking black-and-white design pairs Twain's sharp humor with a vintage portrait of the legendary author, capturing his iconic intellect and sardonic charm.</p>
<p>Perfect for writers, teachers, history buffs, or lovers of classic American literature, this magnet brings a touch of literary humor to your fridge, locker, or office. It's both decorative and thought-provoking - a reminder of Twain's enduring insight into truth and human nature.</p>
<p>Printed on durable material with a glossy finish and strong magnetic backing.</p>
<p><strong>Proudly Made in the USA.</strong></p>
</div><BR><BR>UPC: 190153047653<BR>","https://p.sdrs.biz/a/31510 - mark twain lies, damned lies, and statistics 2.5 x 3.5 magnet.png"
1-MAG-31511,$3.99,"2.5"" x 3.5"" Magnet","219","","","Mark Twain","It's easier to fool people than to convince them they have been fooled. - Mark Twain 1835 - 1910",2.5000,3.5000,"<div class=""product-description"">
<p>Show off your love for timeless wisdom and sharp wit with this 3.5 inch wide by 2.5 inch tall magnet featuring the iconic Mark Twain quote: <em>""It's easier to fool people than to convince them they have been fooled.""</em> The design showcases a vintage engraving of Mark Twain, capturing his thoughtful expression and enduring brilliance.</p>
<p>This classic literary magnet makes a perfect gift for teachers, writers, readers, or anyone who appreciates intelligent humor and truth-telling. Great for home, office, or classroom - a daily reminder of human nature's complexities and Twain's unmatched insight.</p>
<p>Printed in high detail with a glossy finish and a durable magnetic back for secure display on any metal surface.</p>
<p><strong>Proudly Made in the USA.</strong></p>
</div><BR><BR>UPC: 190153047660<BR>","https://p.sdrs.biz/a/31511 - mark twain fooling fools magnet 3.5 x 2.5.png"
1-MAG-31512,$3.99,"3.5"" x 2.5"" Magnet","219","","","Mark Twain","The truth has no defense against a fool determined to believe a lie. - Mark Twain 1835 - 1910",3.5000,2.5000,"<p>This 2.5 by 3.5 inch magnet features a striking black-and-white portrait of Mark Twain paired with one of his most profound observations: ""The truth has no defense against a fool determined to believe a lie"". The simple, timeless design captures Twain's sharp wit and commentary on human nature and belief.</p>
<p>Perfect for writers, philosophers, skeptics, and admirers of classic American wisdom, this magnet adds a thoughtful and bold statement to any refrigerator, locker, or workspace. Proudly made in the USA.</p>
<BR><BR>UPC: 190153047677<BR>","https://p.sdrs.biz/a/31512 - mark twain truth and fools 3.5 x 2.5 magnet.png"
1-MAG-31628,$3.99,"3.5"" x 2.5"" Magnet","219","","","Mark Twain","No Amount of Evidence Will Ever Persuade an Idiot - Mark Twain 1835 - 1910",3.5000,2.5000,"<p>This 2.5 by 3.5 inch magnet features a classic black and white portrait of <strong>Mark Twain</strong> alongside one of his most cutting quotes: ""No amount of evidence will ever persuade an idiot"". The design captures Twain's trademark wit and skepticism, reflecting his timeless commentary on human nature and reason. With bold typography and a vintage aesthetic, this piece perfectly blends humor and historical insight.</p>
<p>Ideal for <strong>literature fans, free thinkers, and collectors of witty quotes</strong>, this magnet makes a clever and conversation-starting addition to any fridge or workspace. Proudly made in the USA.</p>
<BR>UPC: 190153052350","https://p.sdrs.biz/a/31628.jpg"
1-MAG-31641,$3.99,"3.5"" x 2.5"" Magnet","219","","","Mark Twain","The More I Learn About People, the More I Like My Dog. - Mark Twain",3.5000,2.5000,"<p>This 2.5 by 3.5 inch magnet features a classic black-and-white image of <strong>Mark Twain</strong> alongside one of his most humorous and enduring quotes: ""The more I learn about people, the more I like my dog"". The portrait captures Twain's trademark wit and wisdom, celebrating his sharp observations on human nature and fondness for animals.</p>
<p>A perfect gift for dog lovers, literary fans, and collectors of witty vintage quote magnets. Proudly made in the USA.</p>
<BR>UPC: 190153052602","https://p.sdrs.biz/a/31641.jpg"
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