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NUMBER,PRICE,"FORMAT","CATEGORY1","CATEGORY2","CATEGORY3","ARTIST","TITLE",WIDTH,HEIGHT,"DESCRIPTION","IMAGE"
1-KEC-10266,$2.99,"1.5"" x 1.5"" Key Ring (Keychain, Keyring)","121","80","206","Everything Else","I Love Tacos (with heart)",1.5000,1.5000,"<p>Declare your devotion to tacos loud and proud with this legendary ""I Love Tacos"" keychain. Whether it's Tuesday or just a random craving at 2 a.m., this little beauty has your back (and your keys).</p>

<p>The round keychain charm measures 1.5"" across - perfectly sized to fit in your pocket without taking up valuable taco space. The attached ring is 1-1/16"" wide, and the chain adds another 1-5/8"" of dangling dedication to your favorite food group.</p>

<p>Perfect for taco lovers, late-night snackers, guac enthusiasts, or anyone who knows that salsa is a lifestyle. Get one for your keys, your bag, your friend who always orders extra hot sauce, or your car - because every good taco deserves a ride.</p>
<BR>UPC: 190153056181","https://p.sdrs.biz/a/accessories/10266.png"
1-KEC-10269,$2.99,"1.5"" x 1.5"" Key Ring (Keychain, Keyring)","80","198","","Everything Else","I'm Not Old, I'm Vintage",1.5000,1.5000,"<p>This hilarious keychain is here to set the record straight - you're not old, you're vintage. Featuring a retro vinyl record design and the cheeky phrase ""I'm Not Old I'm Vintage,"" this 1.5 inch round charm keeps your keys together while keeping your sense of humor intact. The charm measures 1.5 inches across, with a 1-1/16 inch key ring and a 1-5/8 inch chain. Proudly made in the USA, because classic never goes out of style.</p>

<p>Perfect for music lovers, record collectors, and anyone who has aged like fine wine (or at least thinks so). Makes a great gift for birthdays, retirements, or just to roast a friend with style.</p>

<p>Clip it on, show it off, and remember - vintage is priceless.</p>
<BR>UPC: 190153056198","https://p.sdrs.biz/a/accessories/10269.jpg"
1-KEC-10277,$2.99,"1.5"" x 1.5"" Key Ring (Keychain, Keyring)","80","","","Everything Else","Running on Caffeine & Chaos",1.5000,1.5000,"<p>This ""Running on Caffeine and Chaos"" keychain is the perfect accessory for coffee lovers who thrive on a little bit of madness. Featuring a smiling retro coffee cup design, it perfectly captures the daily grind of caffeine-fueled chaos with a fun vintage vibe.</p>

<p>The keychain measures 1.5 inches round without the keyring and chain. The ring measures 1-1/16 inches round, and the chain measures 1-5/8 inches long. Attach it to your keys, backpack, or purse to show off your coffee obsession wherever you go. Proudly made in the USA.</p>

<p>Perfect for coffee addicts, busy moms, overworked students, or anyone who knows that caffeine is basically a personality trait. Makes a great small gift or stocking stuffer for the caffeine-powered humans in your life.</p>
<br><br>UPC: 190153057980","https://p.sdrs.biz/a/accessories/10277.png"
1-CPM-7747,$3.99,"2.25"" x 2.25"" Compact Mirror","80","","","Everything Else","Weird Girls Club",2.2500,2.2500,"<p>This 2.25 inch round compact mirror features the bold phrase WEIRD GIRLS CLUB in a vintage style design with ornate detailing around the edge. It has a classic look that celebrates individuality and creativity.</p>

<p>Proudly made in the USA, this compact mirror is perfect for purses, makeup bags, or travel kits. Show your love for all things quirky and unique with this stylish and empowering design.</p>
<br><br>UPC: 190153058048","https://p.sdrs.biz/a/accessories/7747.jpg"
1-KEC-10280,$2.99,"1.5"" x 1.5"" Key Ring (Keychain, Keyring)","80","","","Everything Else","Weird Girls Club",1.5000,1.5000,"<p>This keychain features the bold phrase WEIRD GIRLS CLUB in a vintage style design with ornate detailing around the edge. It has a timeless look that celebrates individuality and creativity while adding a touch of classic charm to your keys or bag.</p>

<p>Proudly made in the USA, the keychain measures 1.5 inches round without the keyring and chain. The ring measures 1-1/16 inches round, and the chain measures 1-5/8 inches long, making it a perfect size for everyday use.</p>
<br><br>UPC: 190153058017","https://p.sdrs.biz/a/accessories/10280.png"
1-CPM-7752,$3.99,"2.25"" x 2.25"" Compact Mirror","80","199","","Everything Else","I Want to Pet All The Cats",2.2500,2.2500,"<p>Show your love for rescue cats and second chances with this charming ""I Want to Pet All the Cats"" compact mirror. Featuring an adorable tuxedo cat framed by a colorful retro rainbow, this design is perfect for proud cat lovers, rescue advocates, and anyone who can't resist making friends with every feline they meet.</p>

<p>This <strong>2.25"" round compact mirror</strong> is proudly made in the USA and is the perfect size for purses, makeup bags, backpacks, or travel. A fun and thoughtful gift for cat moms, cat dads, animal shelter volunteers, pet adopters, veterinarians, groomers, or anyone whose heart belongs to cats.</p> <BR><BR> UPC:  190153067453","https://p.sdrs.biz/a/accessories/7752.jpg"
1-CPM-7754,$3.99,"2.25"" x 2.25"" Compact Mirror","80","","","Everything Else","You're Awesome (Bill Pointing)",2.2500,2.2500,"<p>Spread a little encouragement with this fun ""You're Awesome"" design featuring the classic pointing Bill Murray image. Perfect for fans of comedy, movies, pop culture, and anyone who enjoys giving friends, coworkers, students, or loved ones a well-deserved confidence boost with a smile.</p>

<p>This <strong>1.5"" round button</strong> is proudly made in the USA and is a great accessory for jackets, backpacks, hats, tote bags, or lanyards. It also makes a fun gift, party favor, stocking stuffer, or everyday reminder that someone is appreciated.</p>  <BR><BR> UPC:  190153067507","https://p.sdrs.biz/a/accessories/7754.png"
1-CPM-7755,$3.99,"2.25"" x 2.25"" Compact Mirror","80","","","Everything Else","Don't Be A Dick",2.2500,2.2500,"<p>Show off your groovy sense of humor with this colorful ""Don't Be a Dick"" design featuring bright retro flowers, cheerful 1960s-inspired lettering, and classic psychedelic style. A funny reminder to choose kindness, perfect for fans of vintage aesthetics, sarcastic humor, and positive vibes with a little attitude.</p>

<p>This <strong>1.5"" round button</strong> is proudly made in the USA and is a fun accessory for jackets, backpacks, hats, tote bags, or lanyards. It also makes a hilarious gift for friends, coworkers, festival lovers, and anyone who appreciates retro-inspired humor with a simple message.</p> <BR><BR> UPC:  190153067538","https://p.sdrs.biz/a/accessories/7755.png"
1-CPM-7760,$3.99,"2.25"" x 2.25"" Compact Mirror","80","199","","Everything Else","I Want to Pet All The Dogs",2.2500,2.2500,"<p>Show your love for dogs with this colorful retro-inspired ""I Want to Pet All the Dogs"" design featuring three adorable pups against a vintage rainbow background. It's the perfect accessory for dog lovers who can't resist stopping to say hello to every friendly four-legged companion they meet.</p>

<p>This <strong>2.25"" round compact mirror</strong> is proudly made in the USA and fits easily into a purse, backpack, cosmetic bag, or pocket. A fun and practical gift for dog moms, dog dads, pet owners, animal shelter volunteers, veterinary staff, groomers, walkers, or anyone whose day is made better by meeting a new dog.</p> <BR><BR> UPC:  190153067651","https://p.sdrs.biz/a/accessories/7760.png"
1-KEC-14021,$2.99,"1.5"" x 1.5"" Key Ring (Keychain, Keyring)","201","80","","Everything Else","Lesbians Eat What?",1.5000,1.5000,"<p>This <strong>1.5"" round keychain</strong> features four wide-eyed kittens beneath the cheeky phrase <strong>""Lesbians Eat What?""</strong> in a vintage-inspired design that blends cute artwork with playful humor. It's a fun conversation starter that's perfect for cat lovers, LGBTQ+ pride supporters, and anyone who appreciates clever, tongue-in-cheek gifts.</p>

<p>The printed design measures <strong>1.5 inches round</strong> (not including the hardware). The sturdy metal key ring measures <strong>1-1/16 inches</strong> in diameter, and the attached chain measures <strong>1-5/8 inches</strong> long. Proudly made in the USA, this durable keychain is perfect for keys, backpacks, purses, totes, or as a unique gift for friends, partners, and fellow cat enthusiasts.</p> <BR><BR> UPC: 190153067309","https://p.sdrs.biz/a/accessories/14021.jpg"
1-KEC-14024,$2.99,"1.5"" x 1.5"" Key Ring (Keychain, Keyring)","199","80","","Everything Else","I Want to Pet All The Cats",1.5000,1.5000,"<p>This <strong>1.5"" round keychain</strong> features an adorable tuxedo cat in front of a vibrant retro rainbow with the phrase <strong>""I Want to Pet All the Cats.""</strong> It's the perfect everyday accessory for cat lovers who can't resist saying hello to every feline they meet.</p>

<p>The printed design measures <strong>1.5 inches round</strong> (not including the hardware). The sturdy metal key ring measures <strong>1-1/16 inches</strong> in diameter, and the attached chain measures <strong>1-5/8 inches</strong> long. Proudly made in the USA, this durable keychain is perfect for keys, backpacks, purses, totes, or as a thoughtful gift for cat moms, cat dads, animal shelter volunteers, veterinary staff, pet sitters, and anyone whose day gets better after petting a cat.</p><BR><BR> UPC:  190153067439","https://p.sdrs.biz/a/accessories/14024.jpg"
1-KEC-14026,$2.99,"1.5"" x 1.5"" Key Ring (Keychain, Keyring)","80","181","","Everything Else","You're Awesome (Bill)",1.5000,1.5000,"<p>This <strong>1.5"" round keychain</strong> features Bill Murray pointing with the uplifting message <strong>""You're Awesome.""</strong> Whether you're encouraging a friend, celebrating someone's accomplishments, or just sharing a smile, this fun pop culture-inspired design is a great everyday reminder that a little positivity goes a long way.</p>

<p>The keychain measures <strong>1.5 inches round</strong> (not including the hardware). The sturdy metal key ring measures <strong>1-1/16 inches</strong> in diameter, and the attached chain measures <strong>1-5/8 inches</strong> long. Proudly made in the USA, this durable keychain is perfect for keys, backpacks, purses, totes, or as a thoughtful gift for movie fans, coworkers, friends, teachers, graduates, and anyone who deserves to hear they're awesome.</p> <BR><BR> UPC: 190153067491","https://p.sdrs.biz/a/accessories/14026.png"
1-KEC-14027,$2.99,"1.5"" x 1.5"" Key Ring (Keychain, Keyring)","80","","","Everything Else","Don't Be A Dick",1.5000,1.5000,"<p>This <strong>1.5"" round keychain</strong> features the cheeky phrase <strong>""Don't Be A Dick""</strong> in bold retro lettering surrounded by colorful psychedelic flowers, swirls, and sunshine-inspired artwork. With its bright 1960s-inspired style and humorous message, it's the perfect accessory for anyone who appreciates vintage vibes and a little blunt honesty.</p>

<p>The keychain measures <strong>1.5 inches round</strong> (not including the hardware). The sturdy metal key ring measures <strong>1-1/16 inches</strong> in diameter, and the attached chain measures <strong>1-5/8 inches</strong> long. Proudly made in the USA, this durable keychain is perfect for keys, backpacks, purses, totes, or as a funny gift for friends, coworkers, family members, and anyone with a sarcastic sense of humor.</p> <BR><BR> UPC:  190153067514","https://p.sdrs.biz/a/accessories/14027.png"
1-KEC-14032,$2.99,"1.5"" x 1.5"" Key Ring (Keychain, Keyring)","80","","","Everything Else","I Want to Pet All The Dogs",1.5000,1.5000,"<p>This <strong>1.5"" round keychain</strong> features the heartwarming phrase <strong>""I Want to Pet All the Dogs""</strong> with three adorable dogs set against a colorful retro rainbow background. It's the perfect accessory for dog lovers who can't resist saying hello to every pup they meet.</p>

<p>The keychain measures <strong>1.5 inches round</strong> (not including the hardware). The sturdy metal key ring measures <strong>1-1/16 inches</strong> in diameter, and the attached chain measures <strong>1-5/8 inches</strong> long. Proudly made in the USA, this durable keychain is perfect for keys, backpacks, purses, totes, or as a thoughtful gift for dog owners, pet lovers, veterinarians, groomers, rescue volunteers, and anyone who believes every dog deserves a little love.</p> <BR><BR> UPC:  190153067668","https://p.sdrs.biz/a/accessories/14032.png"
1-KEC-14033,$2.99,"1.5"" x 1.5"" Key Ring (Keychain, Keyring)","80","196","","Everything Else","Return to Owner for Snacks",1.5000,1.5000,"<p>This <strong>1.5"" round keychain</strong> features the humorous phrase <strong>""Return to Owner for Snacks""</strong> in bold retro typography accented with colorful mid-century starbursts. Its vintage-inspired design and playful message make it a fun everyday accessory for snack lovers, foodies, and anyone with a great sense of humor.</p>

<p>The keychain measures <strong>1.5 inches round</strong> (not including the hardware). The sturdy metal key ring measures <strong>1-1/16 inches</strong> in diameter, and the attached chain measures <strong>1-5/8 inches</strong> long. Proudly made in the USA, this durable keychain is perfect for keys, backpacks, purses, totes, or as a funny gift for friends, coworkers, family members, and anyone who always seems to be hungry.</p> <BR><BR> UPC: 190153067729","https://p.sdrs.biz/a/accessories/14033.png"
1-KCM-56118,$7.99,"1.75"" x 2"" Key Ring (Keychain, Keyring)","80","","","Everything Else","This is Fine!  (Dog)",1.7500,2.0000,"<p>This <strong>licensed KC Green ""This Is Fine"" enamel keychain</strong> features the iconic dog calmly sipping coffee while surrounded by flames from one of the internet's most recognizable comics. Crafted from durable metal with vibrant enamel colors, this collectible keychain perfectly captures the humor of pretending everything is under control when absolutely nothing is. It's the ideal accessory for keys, backpacks, purses, tote bags, and anyone who copes with life through sarcasm.</p>

<p>The licensed enamel keychain measures <strong>2 inches tall by 1.75 inches wide</strong> (not including the hardware) and comes mounted on a <strong>2.25 x 5-inch retail-ready backing card</strong>. A fun gift for KC Green fans, meme lovers, comic enthusiasts, office coworkers, students, and anyone who's ever smiled through complete chaos and said, ""This is fine.""</p>  <BR><BR> UPC: 	644256329531","https://p.sdrs.biz/a/accessories/56118.png"


NUMBER,PRICE,"FORMAT","CATEGORY1","CATEGORY2","CATEGORY3","ARTIST","TITLE",WIDTH,HEIGHT,"DESCRIPTION","IMAGE"
1-PTR-6096,$3.99,"3"" x 3"" Patch","80","106","","Everything Else","69 (Black & White)",3.0000,3.0000," <p>This embroidered patch keeps it simple, bold, and just a little bit cheeky. Measuring 3 inches across, it features the number 69 in crisp white stitching on a black background. Cut out and ready to iron on, this patch makes a statement without saying a word - classy, funny, and slightly inappropriate all at once.</p>

<p>Perfect for denim jackets, vests, or anywhere you want to add a wink and a grin, this 69 patch is a favorite among bikers, pranksters, and anyone with a sense of humor. Great conversation starter, instant classic, and a guaranteed laugh - because nice.</p><BR><BR> UPC: 190153065336","https://p.sdrs.biz/a/a6/0/6096.gif"
1-PTR-9398,$3.99,"4.875"" x 2"" Patch","197","80","","Everything Else","Fukengruven (with stick figure)",4.8750,2.0000,"<BR><BR> UPC: 190153065398","https://p.sdrs.biz/a/a9/3/9398.gif"
1-PTR-6197,$3.99,"2.5"" x 3"" Patch","80","68","","Everything Else","I'm A Fuckin' Genius",2.5000,3.0000,"<p>This embroidered cut out iron on patch features the phrase ""I'M A FUCKING GENIUS"" in bold orange stitching inside a white light bulb design with a bright blue border. The clever light bulb shape plays on the classic idea moment, making the joke even funnier.</p>

<p>Measures 3.5 inches tall by 2 inches wide. Designed for easy iron on application, this patch is perfect for jackets, backpacks, hats, work aprons, and anyone who enjoys a little sarcastic humor and bold attitude.</p>
<BR>UPC: 844568097153","https://p.sdrs.biz/a/a6/1/6197.gif"
1-PTR-20016,$2.99,"2.25"" x 2.25"" Patch","197","80","","Everything Else","Don't Even Go There. Assorted Colors Available",2.2500,2.2500,"<BR><BR> UPC: 190153065381","https://p.sdrs.biz/a/20016.png"
1-PTR-20029,$1.99,"2"" x 2.75"" Patch","121","80","68","Everything Else","Bug Off! (bug)",2.0000,2.7500,"<BR><BR> UPC: 190153065374","https://p.sdrs.biz/a/a2/0/20029.gif"
1-PTR-20036,$2.99,"3.75"" x 1.75"" Patch","80","197","","Everything Else","Lean People Suck!  (Blue on Black)",3.7500,1.7500,"(Mean People Suck Parody)","https://p.sdrs.biz/a/a2/0/20036.gif"
1-PTR-20039,$2.99,"4.5"" x 2"" Patch","197","80","","Everything Else","Nice People Swallow (yellow on black)",4.5000,2.0000,"<BR><BR> UPC: 190153065466","https://p.sdrs.biz/a/a2/0/20039.gif"
1-PTR-20046,$2.99,"4.12"" x 2"" Patch","197","80","","Everything Else","BAD HAIR LIFE (white on black)",4.1200,2.0000,"<BR><BR> UPC: 190153065367","https://p.sdrs.biz/a/a2/0/20046.gif"
1-PTR-20035,$2.99,"3.5"" x 2"" Patch","80","197","","Everything Else","ALL PEOPLE SUCK (red writing on black)",3.5000,2.0000,"UPC: 190153056242","https://p.sdrs.biz/a/a2/0/20035.gif"
1-PTR-9707,$3.99,"3.5"" x 3"" Patch","80","","","Everything Else","Fuck (blue/white logo)",3.5000,3.0000,"<div class=""product-description"">
  <h2>""Fuck"" the Ordinary</h2>
  <p>
    This 3"" x 3.5"" embroidered patch pulls no punches. Bold, brash, and cheekily styled like a certain iconic car brand, 
    it's perfect for anyone ready to flip the script - and maybe a few attitudes.
  </p>
  <p>
    Features crisp white embroidery on durable blue twill with an iron-on backing. You can sew it on too, 
    if you're serious about your rebellion. Ideal for jackets, backpacks, vests, or anywhere you want to add a little extra edge.
  </p>
  <p><em>Warning: Not safe for boardrooms, family reunions, or sensitive sensibilities.</em></p>
</div>","https://p.sdrs.biz/a/accessories/9707.png"
1-SEW-42082,$1.99,"3.5"" x 4.5"" Patch","121","80","98","Everything Else","HATE",3.5000,4.5000,"<BR><BR> UPC: 190153068382","https://p.sdrs.biz/a/42082.png"
1-PTR-20087,$2.99,"4.5"" x 2"" Patch","121","106","80","Everything Else","LOSER (white on black)",4.5000,2.0000,"","https://p.sdrs.biz/a/a2/0/20087.gif"
1-PTR-20088,$2.99,"4.5"" x 2"" Patch","121","80","106","Everything Else","LOSER (blue on black)",4.5000,2.0000,"","https://p.sdrs.biz/a/a2/0/20088.gif"
1-PTR-20093,$2.99,"4.125"" x 2"" Patch","197","80","","Everything Else","Bad Hair Life (Red on Black)",4.1250,2.0000,"<BR><BR> UPC: 190153065350","https://p.sdrs.biz/a/a2/0/20093.gif"
1-PTR-20097,$2.99,"3.75"" x 2"" Patch","197","80","","Everything Else","BITE ME!  (purple on black)",3.7500,2.0000,"","https://p.sdrs.biz/a/a2/0/20097.gif"
1-PTR-20098,$2.99,"3.75"" x 2"" Patch","197","80","","Everything Else","BITE ME!  (yellow on black)",3.7500,2.0000,"","https://p.sdrs.biz/a/a2/0/20098.gif"
1-PTR-20108,$2.99,"4.25"" x 2"" Patch","121","80","106","Everything Else","LOW LIFE (red on black)",4.2500,2.0000,"<BR><BR> UPC: 190153065428","https://p.sdrs.biz/a/a2/0/20108.png"
1-PTR-20109,$2.99,"4.25"" x 2"" Patch","121","80","106","Everything Else","LOW LIFE (green on black)",4.2500,2.0000,"<BR><BR> UPC: 190153065411","https://p.sdrs.biz/a/a2/0/20109.gif"
1-PTR-20110,$2.99,"3.5"" x 1.75"" Patch","121","80","106","Everything Else","Freak!  (purple on black)",3.5000,1.7500,"<BR><BR> UPC: 190153068108","https://p.sdrs.biz/a/accessories/20110main.png"
1-PTR-20111,$2.99,"3.75"" x 2"" Patch","121","80","106","Everything Else","freak!  (red on black)",3.7500,2.0000,"<BR><BR> UPC: 190153068092","https://p.sdrs.biz/a/accessories/20111main.png"
1-PTR-20123,$2.99,"4.5"" x 2"" Patch","121","80","106","Everything Else","Nice People Swallow (Blue on Black)",4.5000,2.0000,"<BR><BR> UPC: 190153065442","https://p.sdrs.biz/a/a2/0/20123.gif"
1-PTR-20124,$2.99,"4.5"" x 2"" Patch","197","80","","Everything Else","Nice People Swallow (Green on Black)",4.5000,2.0000,"<BR><BR> UPC: 190153065459","https://p.sdrs.biz/a/a2/0/20124.gif"
1-PTR-20129,$2.99,"3.5"" x 2"" Patch","80","197","","Everything Else","ALL PEOPLE SUCK (white on black)",3.5000,2.0000,"<BR><BR> UPC: 190153065343","https://p.sdrs.biz/a/a2/0/20129.gif"
1-PTR-20130,$2.99,"3.75"" x 1.75"" Patch","80","197","106","Everything Else","Lean People Suck! (White on Black)",3.7500,1.7500,"(Mean People Suck Parody)","https://p.sdrs.biz/a/a2/0/20130.gif"
1-PTR-20150,$2.99,"3.75"" x 2"" Patch","197","80","","Everything Else","BITE ME (blue on black)",3.7500,2.0000,"","https://p.sdrs.biz/a/a2/0/20150.gif"
1-PTR-20153,$2.99,"3.625"" x 2"" Patch","121","106","80","Everything Else","Freak!  (Green on Black)",3.6250,2.0000,"<BR><BR> UPC: 190153068085","https://p.sdrs.biz/a/20153.gif"
1-PTR-20165,$2.99,"4.5"" x 2"" Patch","121","80","106","Everything Else","LOSER (red on black)",4.5000,2.0000,"","https://p.sdrs.biz/a/20165.gif"
1-PTR-20166,$2.99,"4.5"" x 2"" Patch","121","80","106","Everything Else","LOSER (Lt. Purple on Black)",4.5000,2.0000,"","https://p.sdrs.biz/a/20166.gif"
1-PTR-20167,$2.99,"4.5"" x 2"" Patch","121","80","106","Everything Else","LOSER (Dk. Purple on Black)",4.5000,2.0000,"<br> UPC: 190153007237","https://p.sdrs.biz/a/20167.gif"
1-PTR-20176,$2.99,"4.25"" x 2"" Patch","121","80","106","Everything Else","LOSER (Yellow on Black)",4.2500,2.0000,"","https://p.sdrs.biz/a/20176.gif"
1-PTR-20181,$2.99,"3.375"" x 2"" Patch","80","197","","Everything Else","All People Suck (Blue on Black)",3.3750,2.0000,"<br> UPC: 844568046342","https://p.sdrs.biz/a/20181.gif"
1-PTR-20182,$2.99,"4.375"" x 2"" Patch","197","80","","Everything Else","Nice People Swallow (red on black)",4.3750,2.0000,"<BR>UPC: 844568046359","https://p.sdrs.biz/a/20182.gif"
1-PTR-20193,$2.99,"3.5"" x 2"" Patch","80","197","","Everything Else","ALL PEOPLE SUCK (yellow writing on black)",3.5000,2.0000,"<br> UPC: 844568046403","https://p.sdrs.biz/a/20193.gif"
1-PTR-20194,$2.99,"3.5"" x 2"" Patch","197","80","","Everything Else","ALL PEOPLE SUCK (purple writing on black)",3.5000,2.0000,"<br> UPC: 844568046410","https://p.sdrs.biz/a/20194.gif"
1-PTR-22091,$3.99,"2"" x 2.25"" Patch","121","80","98","Everything Else","Fuck You Very Much (white on black)",2.0000,2.2500,"<p>This embroidered iron on patch measures 2 inches wide by 2.25 inches tall and delivers a bold and funny statement. The black background with crisp white stitching makes it stand out on jackets, backpacks, or vests. Perfect for anyone with a sharp sense of humor who likes their accessories to speak louder than words.</p>

<p>Easy to apply with heat or sew on for extra durability, this patch is a fun way to customize your gear and show off your personality. Whether you are into punk, alt style, or just love novelty patches, this piece adds a touch of attitude to any collection.</p>
<BR>UPC: 844568056648","https://p.sdrs.biz/a/22091.gif"
1-PTR-110004,$4.99,"3.25"" x 3.25"" Patch","121","80","193","Everything Else","Zombie Hunter - Kill or Get Eaten (With Skull, Biohazard Symbol & Guns)  (Round)",3.2500,3.2500,"<BR>UPC: 671015125202","https://p.sdrs.biz/a/110004.jpg"
1-PTR-20259,$2.99,"3.625"" x 2"" Patch","121","80","","Everything Else","Freak!  (Yellow on Black)",3.6250,2.0000,"<BR>UPC: 190153000542","https://p.sdrs.biz/a/20259.png"
1-PTR-39189,$4.99,"2.625"" x 3.125"" Patch","206","80","126","Everything Else","Mug of Beer",2.6250,3.1250,"<p>This <strong>embroidered beer mug iron-on cut out patch</strong> is overflowing with frothy goodness and guaranteed to look great whether you're heading to Oktoberfest, your favorite brewery, a backyard barbecue, or just pretending it's happy hour. Featuring a classic overflowing pint of golden beer with detailed embroidery, it's the perfect patch for beer lovers who know that ""one more"" is always a reasonable suggestion.</p>

<p>Measuring <strong>2.63 inches wide by 3.13 inches tall</strong>, this embroidered cut out patch features a heat-seal iron-on backing for easy application and can also be sewn on for extra durability. Great for jackets, denim vests, backpacks, hats, coolers, aprons, and brewery gear. A fun gift for homebrewers, bartenders, craft beer fans, pub crawlers, Oktoberfest enthusiasts, and anyone whose favorite food group is hops.</p><BR><BR>UPC: 644256236457","https://p.sdrs.biz/a/39189.png"
1-PTR-20272,$2.99,"3.75"" x 1.75"" Patch","197","80","","Everything Else","Lean People Suck! (Red on Black)",3.7500,1.7500,"(Mean People Suck Parody) <br> UPC: 190153012705","https://p.sdrs.biz/a/20272.png"
1-PTR-20273,$2.99,"3.75"" x 1.75"" Patch","197","80","","Everything Else","Lean People Suck! (Green on Black)",3.7500,1.7500,"(Mean People Suck Parody) <br> UPC: 190153012729","https://p.sdrs.biz/a/20273.png"
1-PTR-20275,$2.99,"4"" x 1.75"" Patch","121","80","106","Everything Else","LOW LIFE (white on black)",4.0000,1.7500,"UPC: 190153012712","https://p.sdrs.biz/a/20275.png"
1-PTR-20283,$2.99,"3.5"" x 2"" Patch","80","197","","Everything Else","ALL PEOPLE SUCK (Green Writing on Black)",3.5000,2.0000,"<br> UPC: 190153012613","https://p.sdrs.biz/a/20283.png"
1-PTR-20284,$2.99,"4.13"" x 2"" Patch","197","80","","Everything Else","Bad Hair Life (Blue on Black)",4.1300,2.0000,"<br> UPC: 190153012606","https://p.sdrs.biz/a/20284.png"
1-PTR-20285,$2.99,"4.13"" x 2"" Patch","197","80","","Everything Else","Bad Hair Life (Green on Black)",4.1300,2.0000,"<br> UPC: 190153012590","https://p.sdrs.biz/a/20285.png"
1-PTR-51131,$1.99,"1.375"" x 2.25"" Patch","199","86","","Everything Else","Teddy Bear with Pink Bow, Pink and Green Shirt and Blue Pants (Cut Out to the Shape of the Design)",1.3750,2.2500,"UPC: 190153013849","https://p.sdrs.biz/a/51131.png"
1-PTR-43047,$2.99,"2.375"" x 3.125"" Patch","199","86","","Everything Else","Hot Air Balloon with Clouds and Cute Bunny (Cut Out to the Shape of the Design)",2.3750,3.1250,"<br> UPC: 190153017007","https://p.sdrs.biz/a/43047.png"
1-PTR-110048,$4.99,"3.125"" x 3.625"" Patch","80","","","Everything Else","I Screw Dead Chicks",3.1250,3.6250,"","https://p.sdrs.biz/a/110048.png"
1-PTM-51143,$1.99,"3"" x 1"" Patch","121","80","","Everything Else","Porn Star on Black Background",3.0000,1.0000,"<br> UPC: 190153021486","https://p.sdrs.biz/a/51143.png"
1-PTR-43075,$3.99,"3"" x 3"" Patch","80","121","213","Everything Else","No Bullshit",3.0000,3.0000,"<BR><BR>UPC: 190153025217<BR>","https://p.sdrs.biz/a/43075.png"
1-PTR-39258,$4.99,"3.63"" x 2.25"" Patch","213","80","195","Everything Else","Broken Bone Club",3.6300,2.2500,"<div class=""product-description"">
  <h2>Broken Bone Club Vintage Patch</h2>
  <p>
    Join the club with this vintage 1970s reproduction embroidered cut-out iron-on patch. Measuring 3.63 inches wide by 2.25 inches tall, this bright yellow and gray design features the classic Broken Bone Club graphic with a pair of fractured bones and bold text. Perfect for jackets, backpacks, or vests, it's a fun and nostalgic way to show a little humor about life's bumps and bruises.
  </p>
  <p>
    Easy to apply and made to last, this high-quality embroidered patch brings retro style and personality to any outfit or gear. Grab yours today and proudly display your membership in the Broken Bone Club.
  </p>
<BR>UPC: 190153035551
</div>","https://p.sdrs.biz/a/39258.png"
1-PTR-89315,$6.99,"4"" x 1.25"" Patch","80","95","","Everything Else","Gun with Bang Flag (Cut Out to the Shape of the Design)",4.0000,1.2500,"<p>
Add a little cartoon mischief to your style with this embroidered cut-out patch featuring a classic revolver firing a ""BANG"" flag. Measuring 4 inches wide by 1.25 inches tall, it is the perfect mix of vintage humor and playful attitude.
</p>

<p>
This patch is easy to apply with a hot iron and great for jackets, bags, vests, or anywhere you want to make a statement without making a sound. A fun addition for fans of retro comics, slapstick style, or ironic flair.
</p>
<BR>UPC: 644256132186","https://p.sdrs.biz/a/89315adj.png"
1-PTR-58098,$5.99,"3.25"" x 3.25"" Patch","121","80","","Everything Else","FAFO (Green/Tan)",3.2500,3.2500,"<div>
  <p>Say it like you mean it with our 3.25 inch round FAFO patch - short for ""Fuck Around and Find Out."" This bold embroidered design features a tan background with olive green text and star accents, making it the perfect statement piece for jackets, vests, backpacks, or tactical gear.</p>
  <p>Built for durability and impact, this iron-on patch is ideal for anyone who wants their message loud and clear. Whether you are embracing your fearless attitude, showing your no-nonsense side, or simply love tough military-inspired style, this patch gets the point across instantly.</p>
<p>UPC: 190153057072</p>
</div>","https://p.sdrs.biz/a/accessories/58098.png"
1-PTR-89353,$5.98,"3.5"" x 3.5"" Patch","121","80","213","Everything Else","Shit Could Be Worse (heart)",3.5000,3.5000,"<p>Add a dose of humor and honesty to your collection with this embroidered heart patch that says ""Shit Could Be Worse."" Measuring 3.5 inches by 3.5 inches, this cut out iron on patch features a light orange border, colorful flowers inside, and bold orange cursive lettering that gets the point across with style. Perfect for anyone who loves a little sarcasm stitched into their gear.</p>

<p>Durable and easy to apply, this patch is great for jackets, backpacks, tote bags, or hats. Whether you're embracing the chaos of life or just need a funny reminder not to take things too seriously, this patch keeps it real while still looking cute.</p><p>UPC: 190153058598</p>","https://p.sdrs.biz/a/accessories/89353main.png"
1-PTR-110143,$4.99,"3"" x 1"" Patch","80","64","","Everything Else","FAFO - Camo Rectangle",3.0000,1.0000,"<p>Show some attitude with this F.A.F.O. embroidered patch, designed with bold black lettering over a green camouflage background. Measuring 1 inch by 3 inches, this screenprinted patch delivers strong military style and no-nonsense energy. F.A.F.O. stands for ""F*** Around and Find Out"", a straight-to-the-point phrase popular in military, tactical, and meme culture. Perfect for jackets, vests, hats, backpacks, or patch collections, it's a compact but powerful way to make your stance clear.</p>

<p>Durable and easy to apply, this iron-on patch combines rugged embroidery with a camo backdrop that fits right in with army and tactical aesthetics. Whether you're customizing a jacket, adding to a collection, or just want a bold statement piece, this F.A.F.O. patch is the perfect mix of military grit, dark humor, and unapologetic attitude.</p><p>UPC: 190153058611</p>","https://p.sdrs.biz/a/accessories/110143.png"
1-PTR-110144,$4.99,"3"" x 1"" Patch","80","64","","Everything Else","FAFO - B&W Rectangle",3.0000,1.0000,"<p>Make your stance crystal clear with this F.A.F.O. embroidered patch, featuring bold white lettering on a solid black background. Measuring 1 inch by 3 inches, this patch delivers strong military style with a clean, high-contrast look. F.A.F.O. stands for ""F*** Around and Find Out"", a no-nonsense phrase popular in military, tactical, and meme culture. Perfect for jackets, vests, hats, backpacks, or patch collections, it's a compact but powerful way to send the message.</p>

<p>Durable and easy to apply, this iron-on patch combines sharp embroidery with a tough black backdrop that matches any gear. Whether you're customizing a jacket, adding to a collection, or just want a bold statement piece, this F.A.F.O. patch is the perfect mix of military grit, dark humor, and unapologetic attitude.</p><p>UPC: 190153058604</p>","https://p.sdrs.biz/a/accessories/110144.png"
1-PTR-18262,$6.99,"2.5"" x 3.5"" Patch","80","","","Everything Else","Support Women's Rights and Wrongs",2.5000,3.5000,"<p>
This licensed embroidered iron on patch measures 3.5"" wide by 2.5"" tall and delivers the perfect mix of sass, support, and comedy. With bold pink stitching on a black background, it proudly declares ""Support Women's Rights and Wrongs"", making it the ideal accessory for anyone who knows feminism works best with a sense of humor. Stick it on your jacket, tote, or backpack and let the world know you support the full spectrum of girlhood - the heroic choices and the questionable ones.
</p>

<p>
Easy to apply and cut out for a clean look, this patch is a fun way to show solidarity while getting a few laughs along the way. Whether you're gifting it to a friend or keeping it for your own chaotic-good collection, it's a guaranteed conversation starter that looks great anywhere you decide to iron it on.
</p><p>UPC: 190153059014</p>","https://p.sdrs.biz/a/accessories/18262.jpg"
1-PTR-18261,$6.99,"4.25"" x 1.25"" Patch","80","","","Everything Else","I Love Whatever's Wrong With You",4.2500,1.2500,"<p>
This embroidered iron on patch measures 4.25"" wide by 1.25"" tall and delivers the perfect dose of affectionate chaos. With bold, clean lettering on a crisp white background, it proudly declares, ""I love whatever's wrong with you"". It's the ideal patch for anyone whose love language is light-roast insults - or for couples who bond best over mutual weirdness.
</p>

Cut out for a sharp look and easy to apply, this patch brings instant personality to jackets, bags, vests, or anything that needs a little sarcastic charm. Whether you're gifting it to your favorite lovable disaster or wearing it as a badge of honor, it guarantees smiles, chuckles, and at least one person saying, ""Same"".
</p>
<p>UPC: 190153059007</p>","https://p.sdrs.biz/a/accessories/18261.jpg"
1-PTR-16334,$3.99,"3.5"" x 2.75"" Patch","80","202","","Everything Else","Genuine Bitch - Made in U.S.A.",3.5000,2.7500,"<p>This embroidered iron on patch features a bold vintage style badge design reading ""GENUINE BITCH MADE IN USA"" in strong black lettering over a red and white background. With its classic industrial label look and unapologetic attitude, this patch delivers a sharp, humorous statement with eye catching contrast.</p>

<p>Measuring 3.5 inches wide by 2.75 inches tall, this cut out patch is perfect for jackets, bags, vests, and more. A standout accessory for anyone who appreciates edgy humor and bold personality.</p><p>UPC: 190153058833</p>","https://p.sdrs.biz/a/accessories/16334.png"
1-PTR-3035,$4.99,"3.5"" x 1.75"" Patch","80","","","Everything Else","Tickets to the Shit Show",3.5000,1.7500,"<p>This <strong>embroidered ""Shit Show"" ticket iron-on cut out patch</strong> turns everyday chaos into front-row entertainment. Styled like a vintage admission ticket, this hilarious patch is perfect for anyone whose life, workplace, family gatherings, or group chats occasionally resemble a sold-out disaster. Whether you're surviving another Monday or embracing the beautiful mess, this patch lets everyone know you've got a VIP seat to the madness.</p>

<p>Measuring <strong>1.75 inches tall by 3.5 inches wide</strong>, this embroidered cut out patch features a heat-seal iron-on backing for easy application, or it can be sewn on for extra durability. Perfect for sarcastic friends, overworked coworkers, festival goers, and anyone looking to customize their favorite jacket, vest, backpack, or bag with a patch that says, ""Admission included... escaping is extra.""</p> <BR><BR> UPC:  644256317125","https://p.sdrs.biz/a/accessories/3035.png"
1-PTR-3036,$4.99,"3.5"" x 1.88"" Patch","193","80","","Everything Else","Ticket to Hell",3.5000,1.8800,"<p>This <strong>embroidered ""Hell Admit One"" ticket iron-on cut out patch</strong> is your VIP pass to the underworld. Styled like a vintage admission ticket complete with devilish ""666"" details, this tongue-in-cheek patch is perfect for horror fans, metalheads, goths, and anyone whose friends have jokingly reserved them a seat downstairs. Whether you're embracing your mischievous side or just have a dark sense of humor, this patch is guaranteed to get a few laughs.</p>

<p>Measuring <strong>1.88 inches tall by 3.5 inches wide</strong>, this embroidered cut out patch features a heat-seal iron-on backing for easy application, or it can be sewn on for extra durability. Perfect for horror enthusiasts, heavy metal fans, Halloween lovers, alternative fashion, and anyone looking to customize their favorite jacket, vest, backpack, or bag with a patch that says, ""Apparently... I've already got my ticket.""</p> <BR><BR> UPC:  644256317132","https://p.sdrs.biz/a/accessories/3036.png"
1-PTR-89356,$5.98,"3.5"" x 3.5"" Patch","80","213","","Everything Else","Shit Could Be Worse (Red & Black)",3.5000,3.5000,"<p>This <strong>Square Deal Exclusive ""Shit Could Be Worse"" embroidered iron-on cut out patch</strong> delivers a brutally honest reminder with a touch of humor. Featuring a heart-shaped design filled with bold floral embroidery, delicate butterflies, and a not-so-delicate message, it's the perfect blend of sweet and sarcastic. Whether you're the eternal optimist, the resident realist, or just appreciate dark humor wrapped in pretty packaging, this patch is sure to get a laugh.</p>

<p>Measuring <strong>3.5 inches tall by 3.5 inches wide</strong>, this embroidered cut out patch features a heat-seal iron-on backing for easy application, or it can be sewn on for extra durability. As a <strong>Square Deal Exclusive</strong>, it's perfect for jackets, backpacks, tote bags, hats, and vests. A fun gift for sarcastic friends, lovers of snarky sayings, and anyone whose personal motto is, ""Well... at least it's not worse.""</p>  <BR><BR> UPC:  190153068870","https://p.sdrs.biz/a/accessories/89356.png"
1-PTR-89357,$5.98,"3.5"" x 3.5"" Patch","80","","","Everything Else","Shit Could Be Worse (Purple & Blue)",3.5000,3.5000,"<p>This <strong>Square Deal Exclusive ""Shit Could Be Worse"" embroidered iron-on cut out patch</strong> delivers a brutally honest reminder with a touch of humor. Featuring a heart-shaped design filled with beautiful lavender and purple floral embroidery, delicate butterflies, and a not-so-delicate message, it's the perfect blend of sweet and sarcastic. Whether you're the eternal optimist, the resident realist, or just appreciate dark humor wrapped in pretty packaging, this patch is sure to get a laugh.</p>

<p>Measuring <strong>3.5 inches tall by 3.5 inches wide</strong>, this embroidered cut out patch features a heat-seal iron-on backing for easy application, or it can be sewn on for extra durability. As a <strong>Square Deal Exclusive</strong>, it's perfect for jackets, backpacks, tote bags, hats, and vests. A fun gift for sarcastic friends, lovers of snarky sayings, and anyone whose personal motto is, ""Well... at least it's not worse.""</p>  <BR><BR> UPC:  190153068856","https://p.sdrs.biz/a/accessories/89357.png"


NUMBER,PRICE,"FORMAT","CATEGORY1","CATEGORY2","CATEGORY3","ARTIST","TITLE",WIDTH,HEIGHT,"DESCRIPTION","IMAGE"
1-CST-23023,$1.25,"4.5"" x 4.25"" Color Sticker","121","197","80","Everything Else","100% GRADE A BITCH",4.5000,4.2500,"<div>
  <h2>Vintage 1990s 100% Grade A Bitch Sticker - 4.5 x 4.25 Inches</h2>

  <p>This bold vintage sticker from the 1990s features the phrase ""100% Grade A Bitch"" in strong white block and western-style lettering against a solid black background. A loud and proud piece of classic attitude-driven sticker culture.</p>

  <p>Measuring 4.5 inches wide by 4.25 inches tall, this vinyl sticker is original 90s stock - not a reprint. Designed for outdoor use, it is perfect for cars, toolboxes, notebooks, lockers, or anywhere you want to make a fearless statement.</p>

  <p>A fun find for collectors of retro humor, sass, and unapologetic throwback designs.</p>
</div><BR><BR> UPC: 190153061024","https://p.sdrs.biz/a/23023.jpg"
1-STK-23048,$1.25,"4"" x 5"" One Color Sticker","80","197","","Everything Else","ALL PEOPLE SUCK (White Text on Blue)",4.0000,5.0000,"<div>
  <h2>Vintage 1990s All People Suck Sticker - 4 x 5 Inches</h2>

  <p>This vintage sticker from the 1990s features the blunt and bold phrase ""All People Suck"" in large white lettering on a bright blue background. It is classic irreverent humor from a decade that did not hold back.</p>

  <p>Measuring 4 inches wide by 5 inches tall, this vinyl sticker is original 90s stock - not a reprint. Made for outdoor use and built to last, it is great for toolboxes, lockers, notebooks, or anywhere that needs a dose of sarcastic honesty.</p>

  <p>Perfect for fans of retro humor and bold, no-nonsense designs.</p>
<BR>UPC: 190153001679
</div>","https://p.sdrs.biz/a/a2/3/23048.gif"
1-DCA-11129,$1.99,"2.625"" x 3.75"" Die Cut Sticker","121","80","","Everything Else","High As A Kite (Chimpanzee Grinning)",2.6250,3.7500,"<div>
  <h2>Vintage 1990s High As A Kite Monkey Sticker - 3.75"" x 2.63""</h2>

  <p>This hilarious vintage 1990s sticker features a grinning chimp and the phrase ""High As A Kite"" in bold, cartoon lettering. A perfect mix of goofy and irreverent, it's sure to get laughs wherever it's placed.</p>

  <p>Measuring 3.75 inches tall by 2.63 inches wide, this vinyl sticker is original 90s stock - not a reprint. Built for outdoor use and great for toolboxes, lockers, skate decks, or anywhere that could use a blast of absurd retro humor.</p>
<BR>UPC: 190153046991
</div>","https://p.sdrs.biz/a/11129.png"
1-DCA-11177,$1.99,"3.75"" x 2.625"" Die Cut Sticker","121","80","106","Everything Else","Skin Up ** LTD QTY **",3.7500,2.6250,"","https://p.sdrs.biz/a/a1/1/11177.gif"
1-CST-40027,$2.99,"4"" x 4"" Color Sticker","193","106","80","Everything Else","Love Pirate (with Skull/Heart and Crossbones)",4.0000,4.0000,"","https://p.sdrs.biz/a/40027.jpg"
1-TPA-15735,$2.99,"4.75"" x 4.75"" Transparent Sticker","121","80","193","Everything Else","Be Prepared!!  Zombie Apocalypse   (with skull, guns and biohazard logo.  By Frank Wiedemann)",4.7500,4.7500,"","https://p.sdrs.biz/a/15735.gif"
1-STK-13364,$1.99,"8.5"" x 2.75"" One Color Sticker","121","80","213","Everything Else","SHIT HAPPENS (B&W)",8.5000,2.7500,"<p>
Sometimes life throws you curveballs, flat tires, surprise bills, or bird poop on your freshly washed car. This 2.75-inch tall by 8.5-inch wide vinyl sticker says what we're all thinking: shit happens. Bold white text on a black background makes sure the message is clear, loud, and possibly therapeutic.
</p>

<p>
Made from durable, weather-resistant vinyl, it's ready to stick around through rain, sun, snow, and existential crises. Perfect for your bumper, toolbox, laptop, or wherever you need a dose of brutally honest wisdom. Outdoor-rated, attitude-approved.
</p>","https://p.sdrs.biz/a/13364.gif"
1-STK-21024,$1.99,"8.5"" x 1.38"" One Color Sticker","121","80","213","Everything Else","Tweekers Suck (White on Black)",8.5000,1.3800,"<p>
Simple, blunt, and to the point. This 8.5-inch wide by 1.38-inch tall vinyl sticker features the phrase tweekers suck. in clean lowercase type, framed by a white border on black background. Whether it's social commentary or just your honest opinion, this design keeps it minimal and direct.
</p>

<p>
Printed on durable, weather-resistant vinyl, this sticker is made for outdoor use and built to last through all kinds of conditions. Stick it on your bumper, notebook, toolbox, or anywhere you want to keep it real with no sugarcoating.
</p>
<BR><BR>UPC: 844568055566<BR>","https://p.sdrs.biz/a/21024.png"
1-STK-21025,$1.99,"8.5"" x 1.38"" One Color Sticker","80","198","213","Everything Else","Support Local Music - Sleep with a Musican (B/W)",8.5000,1.3800,"<p>
Support the scene and have a little fun with this 1.38-inch tall by 8.5-inch wide vinyl sticker. Featuring the bold phrase SUPPORT LOCAL MUSIC along with the cheeky follow-up SLEEP WITH A MUSICIAN, this sticker strikes the perfect balance between advocacy and attitude.
</p>

<p>
Printed on durable outdoor-use vinyl, it is weatherproof, long-lasting, and ready to turn heads wherever you stick it. Great for instrument cases, cars, laptops, bar gear, or band merch tables. A must-have for music lovers with a sense of humor.
</p>
<BR><BR>UPC: 844568061369<BR>","https://p.sdrs.biz/a/21025.png"
1-DCY-23119,$1.50,"2.625"" x 2.625"" Die Cut Sticker","198","80","","Everything Else","Guitarists Lick Better, Guitar on Yellow",2.6250,2.6250,"( Musician /  Musical Instrument / Music )
<BR>UPC: 844568081367","https://p.sdrs.biz/a/23119.png"
1-STK-21030,$1.99,"8.5"" x 1.375"" One Color Sticker","121","80","213","Everything Else","Life's Not Fair (B/W)",8.5000,1.3750,"<div>
  <h2>Life's Not Fair Sticker - 1.38"" x 8.5""</h2>

  <p>This bold black-and-white vinyl sticker delivers the blunt truth: ""Life's Not Fair."" A classic phrase in a new design, it's perfect for adding a touch of dry humor to your gear.</p>

  <p>Measuring 1.38 inches tall by 8.5 inches wide, this durable vinyl sticker is made for outdoor use. Stick it on your bumper, toolbox, laptop, or notebook and let the world know you're keeping it real.</p>
<BR>UPC: 190153001396
</div>","https://p.sdrs.biz/a/21030.png"
1-STK-21031,$1.99,"8.5"" x 1.375"" One Color Sticker","80","121","213","Everything Else","Life's Not Fair. Get Over It! (B/W)",8.5000,1.3750,"<div>
  <h2>Life's Not Fair - Get Over It! Sticker - 1.38"" x 8.5""</h2>

  <p>For those moments when someone needs a reality check (and you're too tired to say it out loud), this sticker does the talking for you. ""Life's Not Fair - Get Over It!"" delivers hard truth with a side of sass.</p>

  <p>Measuring 1.38 inches tall by 8.5 inches wide, this durable outdoor vinyl sticker is perfect for bumpers, laptops, water bottles, or anywhere people need a gentle reminder that whining isn't a personality trait.</p>
<BR>UPC: 190153001402
</div>","https://p.sdrs.biz/a/21031.png"
1-STK-23127,$1.25,"4"" x 5"" One Color Sticker","80","197","","Everything Else","ALL PEOPLE SUCK (White Text on Red)",4.0000,5.0000,"<div>
  <h2>Vintage 1990s All People Suck Sticker - 4 x 5 Inches</h2>

  <p>This vintage sticker from the 1990s features the blunt and bold phrase ""All People Suck"" in large white lettering on a red background. It is classic irreverent humor from a decade that did not hold back.</p>

  <p>Measuring 4 inches wide by 5 inches tall, this vinyl sticker is original 90s stock - not a reprint. Made for outdoor use and built to last, it is great for toolboxes, lockers, notebooks, or anywhere that needs a dose of sarcastic honesty.</p>

  <p>Perfect for fans of retro humor and bold, no-nonsense designs.</p>
<BR>UPC: 190153001686
</div>","https://p.sdrs.biz/a/23127.png"
1-STK-23128,$1.25,"4"" x 5"" One Color Sticker","80","197","","Everything Else","ALL PEOPLE SUCK (White Text on Purple)",4.0000,5.0000,"<div>
  <h2>Vintage 1990s All People Suck Sticker - 4 x 5 Inches</h2>

  <p>This vintage sticker from the 1990s features the blunt and bold phrase ""All People Suck"" in large white lettering on a purple background. It is classic irreverent humor from a decade that did not hold back.</p>

  <p>Measuring 4 inches wide by 5 inches tall, this vinyl sticker is original 90s stock - not a reprint. Made for outdoor use and built to last, it is great for toolboxes, lockers, notebooks, or anywhere that needs a dose of sarcastic honesty.</p>

  <p>Perfect for fans of retro humor and bold, no-nonsense designs.</p>
<BR>UPC: 190153001693
</div>","https://p.sdrs.biz/a/23128.png"
1-STK-21035,$1.99,"8.5"" x 1.375"" One Color Sticker","121","80","213","Everything Else","Justice For Barb (B&W)",8.5000,1.3750,"<div>
  <h2>Justice For Barb Sticker - 1.38"" x 8.5""</h2>

  <p>This bold black-and-white vinyl sticker reads ""Justice For Barb"" in all caps - a rallying cry for fans who know she deserved better. Clean and impactful, it's perfect for showing your support and Stranger Things fandom.</p>

  <p>Measuring 1.38 inches tall by 8.5 inches wide, this durable vinyl sticker is made for outdoor use. Great for laptops, bumpers, notebooks, or anywhere you want to stand up for justice - Barb-style.</p>
<BR>UPC: 190153011821
</div>","https://p.sdrs.biz/a/21035.png"
1-STK-21046,$1.99,"8.5"" x 1.38"" One Color Sticker","121","80","213","Everything Else","We Brake for Nobody",8.5000,1.3800,"<p>Tired of boring bumper stickers that whisper instead of shout? Slap this bad boy on your ride and let the galaxy know: <strong>WE BRAKE FOR NOBODY</strong>.</p>

<p>At 1.38&quot; tall by 8.5&quot; wide, this durable vinyl sticker is perfect for outdoor use - rain, shine, spaceballs, whatever. It sticks strong, holds on through ludicrous speed, and peels off without leaving behind gunk (or crushed star destroyers).</p>

<p>Inspired by the cult classic <em>Spaceballs</em>, this sticker is ideal for anyone who drives like Dark Helmet commands - recklessly and with absolutely no intention of stopping.</p>

<p>Stick it on your car, your laptop, your fridge, your enemy's escape pod - wherever you need to assert dominance over brakes and common sense.</p>

<p>May the Schwartz be with you. Always.</p>

<br><br>UPC: 190153049688<br>","https://p.sdrs.biz/a/21046.jpg"
1-STK-21049,$1.99,"8.5"" x 1.4"" One Color Sticker","121","80","213","Everything Else","Live Laugh Leave",8.5000,1.4000,"<div>
  <h2>Live Laugh Leave Sticker - 1.38"" x 8.5""</h2>

  <p>A twist on the tired old mantra, this ""Live Laugh Leave"" sticker cuts straight to the point. Perfect for introverts, anti-influencers, or anyone who's had enough of forced positivity and group activities.</p>

  <p>Measuring 1.38 inches tall by 8.5 inches wide, this durable vinyl sticker is made for outdoor use. Great for laptops, doors, water bottles, or your emotional support vehicle. Slap it on and make your boundaries stylish.</p>
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<br><br>UPC: 190153053234<br>","https://p.sdrs.biz/a/21049.jpg"
1-DCD-10440,$3.99,"4"" x 4.25"" Die Cut Sticker","80","196","213","Everything Else","Salty Bitch",4.0000,4.2500,"<p>Drop anchor and bring the laughs with this cheeky retro pinup sticker! Featuring a classic brunette pinup sailor in a navy uniform, and a life preserver, this design brings timeless sailor style with a modern sense of humor. Finished with the bold text ""Salty Bitch"", this sticker is perfect for laptops, water bottles, cars, toolboxes, or anywhere that could use a splash of vintage sass and nautical attitude.</p>

<p>Printed on durable, long-lasting vinyl, this outdoor-ready sticker is built to handle sun, sea spray, and side-eye without fading or peeling. Measuring 4.25 inches wide by 4 inches tall, it's sized to make a statement. With crisp die-cut edges and bold retro detail, it sticks strong and stands out whether you're on land or at sea. Proudly made in the USA, this funny pinup sticker makes a great gift for sailors, retro art fans, and anyone who knows how to keep it salty.</p><p>UPC: 190153057591</p>","https://p.sdrs.biz/a/accessories/10440.png"
1-DCD-10443,$2.99,"3.5"" x 3.5"" Die Cut Sticker","80","213","","Everything Else","No Bullshit",3.5000,3.5000,"<p>Cut through the noise with this 3.5 inch round No Bullshit sticker. It features a bold black bull silhouette crossed by a bright red circle and slash for a clear no nonsense message. Proudly made in the USA, the crisp design is easy to read and perfect for anyone who likes their rules simple and their humor direct.</p>

<p>Printed on durable vinyl for long lasting outdoor use, this weather resistant sticker sticks strong on cars, trucks, toolboxes, water bottles, laptops, and gear. Clean the surface, peel, and stick to add tough attitude to your ride or workspace with a zero BS warning that gets the point across.</p><p>UPC: 190153057621</p>","https://p.sdrs.biz/a/accessories/10443main.png"
1-DCA-11405,$1.99,"3.5"" x 3.5"" Die Cut Sticker","198","80","213","Everything Else","STOP - Hammer Time",3.5000,3.5000,"<p>Stop... HAMMER TIME! This hilarious 3.5"" x 3.5"" vinyl sticker is designed just like a classic stop sign - but with a perfectly timed twist that guarantees laughs wherever you stick it. Bold, bright, and instantly recognizable, it's die cut for a clean shape and made to turn any smooth surface into a moment of pure '90s joy.</p>

<p>Built from long-lasting outdoor-grade vinyl, this sticker is tough enough for cars, laptops, water bottles, toolboxes, or anywhere else that needs a little funky flair. Proudly made in the USA.</p><p>UPC: 190153057836</p>","https://p.sdrs.biz/a/accessories/11405main.png"
1-DCA-11406,$1.99,"3.5"" x 3.5"" Die Cut Sticker","80","198","213","Everything Else","STOP - Collaborate & Listen",3.5000,3.5000,"<p>STOP... COLLABORATE & LISTEN! This 3.5"" x 3.5"" vinyl sticker grabs attention with the iconic stop-sign look, then delivers the perfect nostalgic punchline. It's crisp, clever, and guaranteed to make anyone who grew up on '90s jams laugh out loud. Die cut for a clean, professional shape, it brings instant personality to whatever you stick it on.</p>

<p>Made from durable, outdoor-grade vinyl, this long-lasting sticker is great for cars, laptops, water bottles, lockers, toolboxes - anywhere that needs a little retro genius. Proudly made in the USA.</p><p>UPC: 190153057843</p>","https://p.sdrs.biz/a/accessories/11406main.png"
1-DCA-11407,$1.99,"3.5"" x 3.5"" Die Cut Sticker","80","213","198","Everything Else","STOP - In The Name of Love",3.5000,3.5000,"<p>STOP in the name of love! This 3.5 inch by 3.5 inch vinyl sticker looks just like a classic stop sign, but with a fun, sing-along twist underneath the word STOP. It is a playful throwback to a legendary Motown hit and a perfect way to add some humor and heart to your gear. The design is die cut for a clean, sharp shape that really stands out.</p>

<p>Printed on long lasting outdoor grade vinyl, this sticker is tough enough for cars, laptops, water bottles, lockers, or any smooth surface that needs a little musical flair. Proudly made in the USA.</p><p>UPC: 190153057850</p>","https://p.sdrs.biz/a/accessories/11407main.png"



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