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NUMBER,PRICE,"FORMAT","CATEGORY1","CATEGORY2","CATEGORY3","ARTIST","TITLE",WIDTH,HEIGHT,"DESCRIPTION","IMAGE"
1-PTR-19704,$3.98,"2.5"" x 3"" Patch","126","80",,"ALICE IN WONDERLAND","Smoke Me - Alice Holding Large Joint",2.5,3,"<p>Take a trip down the rabbit hole with this embroidered iron-on patch featuring a twisted take on a classic character. Measuring 3 inches tall by 2.5 inches wide, it shows a mischievous blonde heroine clutching a massive joint, with the words ""Smoke Me"" floating above like a puff of rebellion.</p>
<p>Perfect for jackets, backpacks, or anywhere you want to add a little wonderland weirdness with a stoner twist.</p>
UPC: 190153048230","https://p.sdrs.biz/a/19704.jpg"
1-PTR-20258,$2.49,"3.25"" x 3"" Patch","80","205",,"ALIENS, MISC.","Aliens in Orange Car (Bug) ** LTD QTY**",3.25,3,,"https://p.sdrs.biz/a/20258.jpg"
1-PTR-20014,$2.49,"3.25"" x 3"" Patch","80","205",,"ALIENS, MISC.","Aliens in Purple Car (Bug)",3.25,3,,"https://p.sdrs.biz/a/a2/0/20014.gif"
1-PTR-20085,$2.49,"3.25"" x 3"" Patch","80","205",,"ALIENS, MISC.","Aliens in Red Car (Bug)",3.25,3,,"https://p.sdrs.biz/a/20085.gif"
1-PTR-110071,$5.99,"3"" x 3.5"" Patch","80","199",,"ANIMALS AND SUCH","Black Cat Reading World Domination Cat Edition (Cut Out to the Shape of the Design)",3,3.5,"<div class=""product-description"">
<p>Your cat already thinks it rules the house - now it has the manual to prove it. This 3 inch by 3.5 inch embroidered iron-on patch is cut out to the shape of a sly black cat peeking over a bold red book titled 'World Domination: Cat Edition.'</p>
<p>Perfect for jackets, bags, or your cat's secret lair (aka your laundry pile), this patch is ideal for feline fans, bookworms, and anyone who's ever been stared at by a cat like you're just a can opener with legs.</p>
<p>Iron it on. Bow down. Meow's the time.</p>
</div>","https://p.sdrs.biz/a/110071.jpg"
1-PTR-19628,$3.49,"2.375"" x 2.625"" Patch","204","199","80","ANIMALS AND SUCH","Cute Smiling Starfish Holding a Smaller Starfish (Cut Out to the Shape of the Design)",2.375,2.625,"<br><br>Artwork by Reed <br> UPC: 190153013726","https://p.sdrs.biz/a/19628.png"
1-PTR-9933,$3.98,"3.375"" x 1.875"" Patch","199","204","80","ANIMALS AND SUCH","Eat - Sleep and Go Fishing (Oval Logo with Striped Bass Fish)",3.375,1.875,,"https://p.sdrs.biz/a/9933.jpg"
1-PTR-58059,$5.99,"3.38"" x 3.5"" Patch","199","80",,"ANIMALS AND SUCH","Foxy Nerd - Fox in Glasses (Cut Out to the Shape of the Design)",3.38,3.5,"<div class=""product-description"">
<h2>Foxy Nerd Embroidered Iron-On Patch - 3.38"" x 3.5""</h2>
<p>Show off your clever side with this embroidered iron-on patch featuring a stylish red fox in glasses and a banner that reads ""Foxy Nerd.""</p>
<p>Measuring 3.38"" wide by 3.5"" tall, it is the perfect accessory for backpacks, jackets, vests, or any fabric surface that needs a smart and playful upgrade.</p>
<p>Made with high-quality stitching and easy to apply using a household iron or heat press for a secure, long-lasting hold.</p>
<p>A fun and bold way to embrace your nerdy charm with a little fox flair.</p>
</div>","https://p.sdrs.biz/a/58059.png"
1-PTR-89109,$5.98,"2.375"" x 3"" Patch","199","198","80","ANIMALS AND SUCH","Giraffe Wearing Headphones (Cut Out to the Shape of the Design)",2.375,3,"<br> UPC: 190153014549","https://p.sdrs.biz/a/89109.png"
1-PTR-16251,$3.98,"3.63"" x 2.25"" Patch","199","80",,"ANIMALS AND SUCH","Goofi Corgi Running with Drool (Cut Out to the Shape of the Design)",3.63,2.25,"<BR><BR>UPC: 190153026009<BR>","https://p.sdrs.biz/a/16251.gif"
1-PTR-89111,$5.98,"2.75"" x 3.25"" Patch","199","86","80","ANIMALS AND SUCH","Kitty Cat Wearing a Tiara (Cut Out to the Shape of the Design)",2.75,3.25,"<br> UPC: 190153014525","https://p.sdrs.biz/a/89111.png"
1-PTR-16158,$5.98,"3.25"" x 3.25"" Patch","199","106","80","ANIMALS AND SUCH","Panda Bear with Guns in Hands",3.25,3.25,"<div>
<h2>Panda with Guns Embroidered Iron On Patch</h2>
<p>
Make your style truly un-bear-able with this hilarious panda with guns embroidered patch. Measuring 3.25 inches by 3.25 inches, this iron on cut out patch features a black and white panda packing heat and showing everyone who is boss.
</p>
<p>
Perfect for jackets, backpacks, hats, or anything that could use a little cute but deadly attitude. Easy to iron on and guaranteed to turn heads, this panda patch brings both the cuddly and the chaos.
</p>
<p>
Grab yours today and let this armed panda take your fashion game to the next level.
</p>
</div>","https://p.sdrs.biz/a/16158.gif"
1-PTR-43064,$2.99,"2.5"" x 2"" Patch","199","80",,"ANIMALS AND SUCH","Red Plaid Piggy Bank with Penny (Cut Out to the Shape of the Design)",2.5,2,,"https://p.sdrs.biz/a/43064.png"
1-PTR-19649,$3.49,"2.5"" x 2.63"" Patch","199","80",,"ANIMALS AND SUCH","Reed's One Eyed Purple Monkey Holding Red Flower (Cut Out to the Shape of the Design)",2.5,2.63,,"https://p.sdrs.biz/a/19649.png"
1-PTR-89347,$5.98,"3.13"" x 2.13"" Patch","199","76","80","ANIMALS AND SUCH","Sophie the Pomchi Dog in Tutu",3.13,2.13,"<div class=""product"">
<h2>Pomeranian Chihuahua Dancer in Pink Tutu Iron-On Patch</h2>
<p>Meet Sophie the Pomchi ballerina! This embroidered <strong>Pomeranian Chihuahua patch</strong> shows Sophie dressed in her pink tutu, ready to twirl, prance, and steal the spotlight. Just like the real Sophie - who adores prancing around, snacking on chicken jerky, and flopping on her back with her belly up in the air - this patch is full of playful charm and big personality.</p>
<p>Measuring 2.13 inches wide by 3.13 inches tall, this cut-out iron-on patch is durable, easy to apply, and perfect for jackets, backpacks, tote bags, or dance gear. Add Sophie the tutu dancer to your collection with this <strong>cute dog patch</strong> that brings fun, flair, and a little Pomchi attitude everywhere it goes.</p>
</div>","https://p.sdrs.biz/a/accessories/89347.png"
1-LPT-89190,$6.98,"3"" x 4.25"" Patch","80","106",,"BANKSY","Love Rat (Rat Painting Heart)",3,4.25,"<p>This officially licensed patch features Banksy's infamous heart-painting rat, who's clearly multitasking between graffiti art and rodent mischief. It measures 4.25 inches tall by 3 inches wide, with a screenprinted design on top of crisp embroidery for maximum street cred.</p>
<p>Iron it onto your jacket, backpack, or whatever needs a dose of rodent romance. It's art. It's rebellion. It's a rat with a paintbrush and a passion for love. Banksy would probably approve - or at least not sue.</p>","https://p.sdrs.biz/a/89190.png"
1-LPT-89116,$6.98,"3.5"" x 1.88"" Patch","188","80",,"BATMAN","~Certified~ Insane - Arkham Asylum Name Badge (Black on White Background)",3.5,1.88,"<p>Show off your wild side with this licensed Certified Insane Arkham Asylum embroidered patch. Measuring 3.5 inches wide by 1.88 inches tall, this cut out iron-on patch features bold distressed lettering and a classic asylum design, making it a perfect accessory for jackets, vests, or backpacks. Easy to apply and durable, it is a standout collectible for fans of Gotham's most notorious institution.</p>
<p>Whether you are a comic book enthusiast, cosplay fan, or just love unique embroidered patches, this Arkham Asylum patch adds a touch of dark style to any outfit. Wear it to show your appreciation for iconic DC lore and make a bold statement that is both edgy and fun.</p>
<br>","https://p.sdrs.biz/a/89116.png"
1-PTR-9619,$3.49,"3"" x 2.625"" Patch","65","199","80","CHIHUAHUA","Chihuahua",3,2.625,,"https://p.sdrs.biz/a/a9/6/9619.gif"
1-PTR-6096,$3.98,"3"" x 3"" Patch","80","106","121","EVERYTHING ELSE - Funny, Humor, Slogans, Weird Stuff & Misc. Random Goodness!","69 (Black & White)",3,3,,"https://p.sdrs.biz/a/a6/0/6096.gif"
1-PTR-20181,$2.49,"3.375"" x 2"" Patch","80","197",,"EVERYTHING ELSE - Funny, Humor, Slogans, Weird Stuff & Misc. Random Goodness!","All People Suck (Blue on Black)",3.375,2,"<br> UPC: 844568046342","https://p.sdrs.biz/a/20181.gif"
1-PTR-20283,$2.49,"3.5"" x 2"" Patch","80","197",,"EVERYTHING ELSE - Funny, Humor, Slogans, Weird Stuff & Misc. Random Goodness!","ALL PEOPLE SUCK (Green Writing on Black)",3.5,2,"<br> UPC: 190153012613","https://p.sdrs.biz/a/20283.png"
1-PTR-20194,$2.49,"3.5"" x 2"" Patch","197","80",,"EVERYTHING ELSE - Funny, Humor, Slogans, Weird Stuff & Misc. Random Goodness!","ALL PEOPLE SUCK (purple writing on black)",3.5,2,"<br> UPC: 844568046410","https://p.sdrs.biz/a/20194.gif"
1-PTR-20035,$2.49,"3.5"" x 2"" Patch","80","197",,"EVERYTHING ELSE - Funny, Humor, Slogans, Weird Stuff & Misc. Random Goodness!","ALL PEOPLE SUCK (red writing on black)",3.5,2,"UPC: 190153056242","https://p.sdrs.biz/a/a2/0/20035.gif"
1-PTR-20129,$2.49,"3.5"" x 2"" Patch","80","197",,"EVERYTHING ELSE - Funny, Humor, Slogans, Weird Stuff & Misc. Random Goodness!","ALL PEOPLE SUCK (white on black)",3.5,2,,"https://p.sdrs.biz/a/a2/0/20129.gif"
1-PTR-20193,$2.49,"3.5"" x 2"" Patch","80","197",,"EVERYTHING ELSE - Funny, Humor, Slogans, Weird Stuff & Misc. Random Goodness!","ALL PEOPLE SUCK (yellow writing on black)",3.5,2,"<br> UPC: 844568046403","https://p.sdrs.biz/a/20193.gif"
1-PTR-20198,$2.49,"4.125"" x 2"" Patch","121","80",,"EVERYTHING ELSE - Funny, Humor, Slogans, Weird Stuff & Misc. Random Goodness!","Bad Attitude (Blue on Black)",4.125,2,"<br> UPC: 844568046618","https://p.sdrs.biz/a/20198.gif"
1-PTR-20199,$2.49,"4.125"" x 2"" Patch","121","80",,"EVERYTHING ELSE - Funny, Humor, Slogans, Weird Stuff & Misc. Random Goodness!","Bad Attitude (Green on Black)",4.125,2,"UPC: 844568046625","https://p.sdrs.biz/a/20199.gif"
1-PTR-20284,$2.49,"4.13"" x 2"" Patch","197","80",,"EVERYTHING ELSE - Funny, Humor, Slogans, Weird Stuff & Misc. Random Goodness!","Bad Hair Life (Blue on Black)",4.13,2,"<br> UPC: 190153012606","https://p.sdrs.biz/a/20284.png"
1-PTR-20285,$2.49,"4.13"" x 2"" Patch","197","80",,"EVERYTHING ELSE - Funny, Humor, Slogans, Weird Stuff & Misc. Random Goodness!","Bad Hair Life (Green on Black)",4.13,2,"<br> UPC: 190153012590","https://p.sdrs.biz/a/20285.png"
1-PTR-20093,$2.49,"4.125"" x 2"" Patch","197","80",,"EVERYTHING ELSE - Funny, Humor, Slogans, Weird Stuff & Misc. Random Goodness!","Bad Hair Life (Red on Black)",4.125,2,,"https://p.sdrs.biz/a/a2/0/20093.gif"
1-PTR-20046,$2.49,"4.12"" x 2"" Patch","197","80",,"EVERYTHING ELSE - Funny, Humor, Slogans, Weird Stuff & Misc. Random Goodness!","BAD HAIR LIFE (white on black)",4.12,2,,"https://p.sdrs.biz/a/a2/0/20046.gif"
1-PTR-20150,$2.49,"3.75"" x 2"" Patch","197","80",,"EVERYTHING ELSE - Funny, Humor, Slogans, Weird Stuff & Misc. Random Goodness!","BITE ME (blue on black)",3.75,2,,"https://p.sdrs.biz/a/a2/0/20150.gif"
1-PTR-20097,$2.49,"3.75"" x 2"" Patch","197","80",,"EVERYTHING ELSE - Funny, Humor, Slogans, Weird Stuff & Misc. Random Goodness!","BITE ME! (purple on black)",3.75,2,,"https://p.sdrs.biz/a/a2/0/20097.gif"
1-PTR-20098,$2.49,"3.75"" x 2"" Patch","197","80",,"EVERYTHING ELSE - Funny, Humor, Slogans, Weird Stuff & Misc. Random Goodness!","BITE ME! (yellow on black)",3.75,2,,"https://p.sdrs.biz/a/a2/0/20098.gif"
1-PTR-39258,$4.98,"3.63"" x 2.25"" Patch","213","80","195","EVERYTHING ELSE - Funny, Humor, Slogans, Weird Stuff & Misc. Random Goodness!","Broken Bone Club",3.63,2.25,"<div class=""product-description"">
<h2>Broken Bone Club Vintage Patch</h2>
<p>
Join the club with this vintage 1970s reproduction embroidered cut-out iron-on patch. Measuring 3.63 inches wide by 2.25 inches tall, this bright yellow and gray design features the classic Broken Bone Club graphic with a pair of fractured bones and bold text. Perfect for jackets, backpacks, or vests, it's a fun and nostalgic way to show a little humor about life's bumps and bruises.
</p>
<p>
Easy to apply and made to last, this high-quality embroidered patch brings retro style and personality to any outfit or gear. Grab yours today and proudly display your membership in the Broken Bone Club.
</p>
</div>","https://p.sdrs.biz/a/39258.png"
1-PTR-20029,$1.99,"2"" x 2.75"" Patch","121","80","68","EVERYTHING ELSE - Funny, Humor, Slogans, Weird Stuff & Misc. Random Goodness!","Bug Off! (bug)",2,2.75,,"https://p.sdrs.biz/a/a2/0/20029.gif"
1-PTR-20016,$2.49,"2.25"" x 2.25"" Patch","197","80",,"EVERYTHING ELSE - Funny, Humor, Slogans, Weird Stuff & Misc. Random Goodness!","Don't Even Go There. Assorted Colors Available",2.25,2.25,,"https://p.sdrs.biz/a/20016.png"
1-PTR-58098,$5.99,"3.25"" x 3.25"" Patch","121","80",,"EVERYTHING ELSE - Funny, Humor, Slogans, Weird Stuff & Misc. Random Goodness!","FAFO (Green/Tan)",3.25,3.25,"<div>
<p>Say it like you mean it with our 3.25 inch round FAFO patch - short for ""Fuck Around and Find Out."" This bold embroidered design features a tan background with olive green text and star accents, making it the perfect statement piece for jackets, vests, backpacks, or tactical gear.</p>
<p>Built for durability and impact, this iron-on patch is ideal for anyone who wants their message loud and clear. Whether you are embracing your fearless attitude, showing your no-nonsense side, or simply love tough military-inspired style, this patch gets the point across instantly.</p>
<p>UPC: 190153057072</p>
</div>","https://p.sdrs.biz/a/accessories/58098.png"
1-PTR-110144,$4.98,"3"" x 1"" Patch","80","64",,"EVERYTHING ELSE - Funny, Humor, Slogans, Weird Stuff & Misc. Random Goodness!","FAFO - B&W Rectangle",3,1,"<p>Make your stance crystal clear with this F.A.F.O. embroidered patch, featuring bold white lettering on a solid black background. Measuring 1 inch by 3 inches, this screenprinted patch delivers strong military style with a clean, high-contrast look. F.A.F.O. stands for ""F*** Around and Find Out"", a no-nonsense phrase popular in military, tactical, and meme culture. Perfect for jackets, vests, hats, backpacks, or patch collections, it's a compact but powerful way to send the message.</p>
<p>Durable and easy to apply, this iron-on patch combines sharp embroidery with a tough black backdrop that matches any gear. Whether you're customizing a jacket, adding to a collection, or just want a bold statement piece, this F.A.F.O. patch is the perfect mix of military grit, dark humor, and unapologetic attitude.</p>","https://p.sdrs.biz/a/accessories/110144.png"
1-PTR-110143,$4.98,"3"" x 1"" Patch","80","64",,"EVERYTHING ELSE - Funny, Humor, Slogans, Weird Stuff & Misc. Random Goodness!","FAFO - Camo Rectangle",3,1,"<p>Show some attitude with this F.A.F.O. embroidered patch, designed with bold black lettering over a green camouflage background. Measuring 1 inch by 3 inches, this screenprinted patch delivers strong military style and no-nonsense energy. F.A.F.O. stands for ""F*** Around and Find Out"", a straight-to-the-point phrase popular in military, tactical, and meme culture. Perfect for jackets, vests, hats, backpacks, or patch collections, it's a compact but powerful way to make your stance clear.</p>
<p>Durable and easy to apply, this iron-on patch combines rugged embroidery with a camo backdrop that fits right in with army and tactical aesthetics. Whether you're customizing a jacket, adding to a collection, or just want a bold statement piece, this F.A.F.O. patch is the perfect mix of military grit, dark humor, and unapologetic attitude.</p>","https://p.sdrs.biz/a/accessories/110143.png"
1-PTR-20153,$2.49,"3.625"" x 2"" Patch","121","106","80","EVERYTHING ELSE - Funny, Humor, Slogans, Weird Stuff & Misc. Random Goodness!","Freak! (Green on Black)",3.625,2,,"https://p.sdrs.biz/a/20153.gif"
1-PTR-20110,$2.49,"3.5"" x 2"" Patch","121","80","106","EVERYTHING ELSE - Funny, Humor, Slogans, Weird Stuff & Misc. Random Goodness!","Freak! (purple on black)",3.5,2,,"https://p.sdrs.biz/a/a2/0/20110.gif"
1-PTR-20111,$2.49,"3.75"" x 2"" Patch","121","80","106","EVERYTHING ELSE - Funny, Humor, Slogans, Weird Stuff & Misc. Random Goodness!","freak! (red on black)",3.75,2,,"https://p.sdrs.biz/a/20111.jpg"
1-PTR-20259,$2.49,"3.625"" x 2"" Patch","121","80",,"EVERYTHING ELSE - Funny, Humor, Slogans, Weird Stuff & Misc. Random Goodness!","Freak! (Yellow on Black)",3.625,2,,"https://p.sdrs.biz/a/20259.png"
1-PTR-22091,$3.98,"2"" x 2.25"" Patch","121","80","98","EVERYTHING ELSE - Funny, Humor, Slogans, Weird Stuff & Misc. Random Goodness!","Fuck You Very Much (white on black)",2,2.25,"<p>This embroidered iron on patch measures 2 inches wide by 2.25 inches tall and delivers a bold and funny statement. The black background with crisp white stitching makes it stand out on jackets, backpacks, or vests. Perfect for anyone with a sharp sense of humor who likes their accessories to speak louder than words.</p>
<p>Easy to apply with heat or sew on for extra durability, this patch is a fun way to customize your gear and show off your personality. Whether you are into punk, alt style, or just love novelty patches, this piece adds a touch of attitude to any collection.</p>","https://p.sdrs.biz/a/22091.gif"
1-PTR-9398,$3.49,"4.875"" x 2"" Patch","197","80",,"EVERYTHING ELSE - Funny, Humor, Slogans, Weird Stuff & Misc. Random Goodness!","Fukengruven (with stick figure)",4.875,2,,"https://p.sdrs.biz/a/a9/3/9398.gif"
1-PTR-89315,$6.99,"4"" x 1.25"" Patch","80","95",,"EVERYTHING ELSE - Funny, Humor, Slogans, Weird Stuff & Misc. Random Goodness!","Gun with Bang Flag (Cut Out to the Shape of the Design)",4,1.25,"<p>
Add a little cartoon mischief to your style with this embroidered cut-out patch featuring a classic revolver firing a ""BANG"" flag. Measuring 4 inches wide by 1.25 inches tall, it is the perfect mix of vintage humor and playful attitude.
</p>
<p>
This patch is easy to apply with a hot iron and great for jackets, bags, vests, or anywhere you want to make a statement without making a sound. A fun addition for fans of retro comics, slapstick style, or ironic flair.
</p>","https://p.sdrs.biz/a/89315adj.png"
1-SEW-42082,$1.99,"3.5"" x 4.5"" Patch","121","80","98","EVERYTHING ELSE - Funny, Humor, Slogans, Weird Stuff & Misc. Random Goodness!","HATE",3.5,4.5,,"https://p.sdrs.biz/a/42082.png"
1-PTR-110048,$4.98,"3.125"" x 3.625"" Patch","80",,,"EVERYTHING ELSE - Funny, Humor, Slogans, Weird Stuff & Misc. Random Goodness!","I Screw Dead Chicks",3.125,3.625,,"https://p.sdrs.biz/a/110048.png"
1-PTR-6197,$3.49,"2.5"" x 3"" Patch","80","68",,"EVERYTHING ELSE - Funny, Humor, Slogans, Weird Stuff & Misc. Random Goodness!","I'm A Fuckin' Genius",2.5,3,,"https://p.sdrs.biz/a/a6/1/6197.gif"
1-PTR-20036,$2.49,"3.75"" x 1.75"" Patch","80","197",,"EVERYTHING ELSE - Funny, Humor, Slogans, Weird Stuff & Misc. Random Goodness!","Lean People Suck! (Blue on Black)",3.75,1.75,"(Mean People Suck Parody)","https://p.sdrs.biz/a/a2/0/20036.gif"
1-PTR-20273,$2.49,"3.75"" x 1.75"" Patch","197","80",,"EVERYTHING ELSE - Funny, Humor, Slogans, Weird Stuff & Misc. Random Goodness!","Lean People Suck! (Green on Black)",3.75,1.75,"(Mean People Suck Parody) <br> UPC: 190153012729","https://p.sdrs.biz/a/20273.png"
1-PTR-20272,$2.49,"3.75"" x 1.75"" Patch","197","80",,"EVERYTHING ELSE - Funny, Humor, Slogans, Weird Stuff & Misc. Random Goodness!","Lean People Suck! (Red on Black)",3.75,1.75,"(Mean People Suck Parody) <br> UPC: 190153012705","https://p.sdrs.biz/a/20272.png"
1-PTR-20130,$2.49,"3.75"" x 1.75"" Patch","80","197","106","EVERYTHING ELSE - Funny, Humor, Slogans, Weird Stuff & Misc. Random Goodness!","Lean People Suck! (White on Black)",3.75,1.75,"(Mean People Suck Parody)","https://p.sdrs.biz/a/a2/0/20130.gif"
1-PTR-20088,$2.49,"4.5"" x 2"" Patch","121","80","106","EVERYTHING ELSE - Funny, Humor, Slogans, Weird Stuff & Misc. Random Goodness!","LOSER (blue on black)",4.5,2,,"https://p.sdrs.biz/a/a2/0/20088.gif"
1-PTR-20167,$2.49,"4.5"" x 2"" Patch","121","80","106","EVERYTHING ELSE - Funny, Humor, Slogans, Weird Stuff & Misc. Random Goodness!","LOSER (Dk. Purple on Black)",4.5,2,"<br> UPC: 190153007237","https://p.sdrs.biz/a/20167.gif"
1-PTR-20165,$2.49,"4.5"" x 2"" Patch","121","80","106","EVERYTHING ELSE - Funny, Humor, Slogans, Weird Stuff & Misc. Random Goodness!","LOSER (red on black)",4.5,2,,"https://p.sdrs.biz/a/20165.gif"
1-PTR-20087,$2.49,"4.5"" x 2"" Patch","121","106","80","EVERYTHING ELSE - Funny, Humor, Slogans, Weird Stuff & Misc. Random Goodness!","LOSER (white on black)",4.5,2,,"https://p.sdrs.biz/a/a2/0/20087.gif"
1-PTR-20176,$2.49,"4.25"" x 2"" Patch","121","80","106","EVERYTHING ELSE - Funny, Humor, Slogans, Weird Stuff & Misc. Random Goodness!","LOSER (Yellow on Black)",4.25,2,,"https://p.sdrs.biz/a/20176.gif"
1-PTR-20109,$2.49,"4.25"" x 2"" Patch","121","80","106","EVERYTHING ELSE - Funny, Humor, Slogans, Weird Stuff & Misc. Random Goodness!","LOW LIFE (green on black)",4.25,2,,"https://p.sdrs.biz/a/a2/0/20109.gif"
1-PTR-20108,$2.49,"4.25"" x 2"" Patch","121","80","106","EVERYTHING ELSE - Funny, Humor, Slogans, Weird Stuff & Misc. Random Goodness!","LOW LIFE (red on black)",4.25,2,,"https://p.sdrs.biz/a/a2/0/20108.png"
1-PTR-20275,$2.49,"4"" x 1.75"" Patch","121","80","106","EVERYTHING ELSE - Funny, Humor, Slogans, Weird Stuff & Misc. Random Goodness!","LOW LIFE (white on black)",4,1.75,"UPC: 190153012712","https://p.sdrs.biz/a/20275.png"
1-PTR-39189,$4.98,"2.625"" x 3.125"" Patch","206","80","126","EVERYTHING ELSE - Funny, Humor, Slogans, Weird Stuff & Misc. Random Goodness!","Mug of Beer",2.625,3.125,,"https://p.sdrs.biz/a/39189.png"
1-PTR-20123,$2.49,"4.5"" x 2"" Patch","121","80","106","EVERYTHING ELSE - Funny, Humor, Slogans, Weird Stuff & Misc. Random Goodness!","Nice People Swallow (Blue on Black)",4.5,2,,"https://p.sdrs.biz/a/a2/0/20123.gif"
1-PTR-20124,$2.49,"4.5"" x 2"" Patch","197","80",,"EVERYTHING ELSE - Funny, Humor, Slogans, Weird Stuff & Misc. Random Goodness!","Nice People Swallow (Green on Black)",4.5,2,,"https://p.sdrs.biz/a/a2/0/20124.gif"
1-PTR-20182,$2.49,"4.375"" x 2"" Patch","197","80",,"EVERYTHING ELSE - Funny, Humor, Slogans, Weird Stuff & Misc. Random Goodness!","Nice People Swallow (red on black)",4.375,2,,"https://p.sdrs.biz/a/20182.gif"
1-PTR-20039,$2.49,"4.5"" x 2"" Patch","197","80",,"EVERYTHING ELSE - Funny, Humor, Slogans, Weird Stuff & Misc. Random Goodness!","Nice People Swallow (yellow on black)",4.5,2,,"https://p.sdrs.biz/a/a2/0/20039.gif"
1-PTR-43075,$3.49,"3"" x 3"" Patch","80","121","213","EVERYTHING ELSE - Funny, Humor, Slogans, Weird Stuff & Misc. Random Goodness!","No Bullshit",3,3,"<BR><BR>UPC: 190153025217<BR>","https://p.sdrs.biz/a/43075.png"
1-PTM-51143,$1.49,"3"" x 1"" Patch","121","80",,"EVERYTHING ELSE - Funny, Humor, Slogans, Weird Stuff & Misc. Random Goodness!","Porn Star on Black Background",3,1,"<br> UPC: 190153021486","https://p.sdrs.biz/a/51143.png"
1-PTR-89353,$5.98,"3.5"" x 3.5"" Patch","121","80",,"EVERYTHING ELSE - Funny, Humor, Slogans, Weird Stuff & Misc. Random Goodness!","Shit Could Be Worse (heart)",3.5,3.5,"<p>Add a dose of humor and honesty to your collection with this embroidered heart patch that says ""Shit Could Be Worse."" Measuring 3.5 inches by 3.5 inches, this cut out iron on patch features a light orange border, colorful flowers inside, and bold yellow cursive lettering that gets the point across with style. Perfect for anyone who loves a little sarcasm stitched into their gear.</p>
<p>Durable and easy to apply, this patch is great for jackets, backpacks, tote bags, or hats. Whether you're embracing the chaos of life or just need a funny reminder not to take things too seriously, this patch keeps it real while still looking cute.</p>","https://p.sdrs.biz/a/accessories/89353.png"
1-PTR-110004,$4.98,"3.25"" x 3.25"" Patch","121","80","193","EVERYTHING ELSE - Funny, Humor, Slogans, Weird Stuff & Misc. Random Goodness!","Zombie Hunter - Kill or Get Eaten (With Skull, Biohazard Symbol & Guns) (Round)",3.25,3.25,,"https://p.sdrs.biz/a/110004.jpg"
1-LPT-18104,$6.98,"3.5"" x 3.5"" Patch","80","199",,"FONSECA, TOBE","Cat - I Don't Know What I'm Doing",3.5,3.5,"<p>This licensed embroidered patch by Tobe Fonseca perfectly sums up modern life with a confused black cat floating in the middle of the phrase ""I don't know what I'm doing."" Measuring 3.5 inches across, this round patch is equal parts funny and relatable, making it a perfect addition to jackets, bags, or hats.</p>
<p>With its bold contrast and playful design, this patch captures that chaotic energy we all know too well. Whether you're thriving on caffeine and confusion or just love quirky cat art, this patch is a hilarious way to embrace the struggle in style.</p>","https://p.sdrs.biz/a/18104.jpg"
1-LPT-18102,$6.98,"3.38"" x 3.5"" Patch","80",,,"FONSECA, TOBE","Coffee - Because Murder is Wrong (Cut Out to the Shape of the Design)",3.38,3.5,"<p>Start your day with dark humor and a dose of caffeine thanks to this officially licensed patch by artist Tobe Fonseca. Measuring 3.38 inches wide by 3.5 inches tall, this embroidered iron on patch features a coffee cup with a skull in the foam and the hilarious phrase ""Coffee because murder is wrong."" It is the perfect patch for anyone who knows mornings can be deadly without that first cup.</p>
<p>Made with durable embroidery and a heat-sealed backing, this patch is easy to apply to jackets, backpacks, or denim. A must-have for coffee addicts, sarcastic souls, and fans of Tobe Fonseca's clever designs, this patch adds a funny and slightly sinister twist to your collection.</p>","https://p.sdrs.biz/a/18102.jpg"
1-LPT-18101,$6.98,"2.5"" x 4.25"" Patch","80","193",,"FONSECA, TOBE","Dancing Skeleton Holding Up Cat (Cut Out to the Shape of the Design)",2.5,4.25," <div class=""product-description"">
<h2>Skeleton Holding Cat Embroidered Patch</h2>
<p>Add a touch of dark humor to your gear with this embroidered patch featuring a dancing skeleton holding a cat aloft. Designed by Tobe Fonseca, this bold black and white design makes it stand out on jackets, bags, vests, or wherever you choose to iron it on.</p>
<p>This cut-out patch measures 4.25 inches tall by 2.5 inches wide and includes an iron-on backing for easy application.</p>
</div>","https://p.sdrs.biz/a/18101.jpg"
1-LPT-18103,$6.98,"3.75"" x 3.5"" Patch","80","199",,"FONSECA, TOBE","Kitten Nuggets (Cut Out to the Shape of the Design)",3.75,3.5,"<div class=""product-description"">
<h2>Kitten Nuggets Patch by Tobe Fonseca - 3.5"" x 3.75""</h2>
<p>
This officially licensed embroidered iron-on patch by Tobe Fonseca features an adorable fast-food box filled with nugget-shaped kittens,
complete with dipping sauce and a ""Kitten Nuggets"" label. It's the perfect mix of cute and clever.
</p>
<p>
Measuring 3.5"" tall by 3.75"" wide, this cut-out patch adds playful charm to jackets, backpacks, or fabric accessories.
A great choice for cat lovers, pun fans, and collectors of quirky art patches.
</p>
<p><em>Too cute to eat. Just right to wear.</em></p>
</div>","https://p.sdrs.biz/a/18103.jpg"
1-LPT-18106,$6.98,"3.5"" x 3.5"" Patch","80","193",,"FONSECA, TOBE","More Espresso, Less Depresso - Skeleton Drinking Coffee",3.5,3.5,"<div style=""font-family: Arial, sans-serif;"">
<h2>More Espresso Less Depresso Patch by Tobe Fonseca</h2>
<p>This 3.5 inch round embroidered patch features a cheerful skeleton who clearly had his double shot and is ready to take on the afterlife. Designed by Tobe Fonseca and officially licensed, this patch is perfect for coffee lovers, caffeine crusaders, and anyone who uses espresso as a personality trait.</p>
<p>Iron it on your jacket, bag, or apron and let the world know you are one latte away from smiling -- or screaming. The monochrome design and spooky-chic vibe make it a killer accessory for baristas, goths, and overly alert zombies.</p>
<p>Warning: This patch does not actually contain caffeine, but it might still wake up your style.</p>
</div>","https://p.sdrs.biz/a/18106.jpg"
1-LPT-18175,$6.98,"3.25"" x 3.25"" Patch","80",,,"FONSECA, TOBE","Professional Fast Food Eater - Panda Eating Pizza",3.25,3.25,,"https://p.sdrs.biz/a/accessories/18175.png"
1-LPT-18107,$6.98,"3"" x 3.5"" Patch","80",,,"FONSECA, TOBE","Puppycorn - Corgi Dog in Popcorn Bucket (Cut Out to the Shape of the Design)",3,3.5,,"https://p.sdrs.biz/a/18107.jpg"
1-LPT-18193,$6.98,"2.75"" x 3.5"" Patch","80",,,"FONSECA, TOBE","Satanic Cat",2.75,3.5,"<div class=""product-description"">
<h2>Tobe Fonseca Satanic Cat Patch</h2>
<p>
Add some darkly adorable energy to your style with this officially licensed patch by Tobe Fonseca. Featuring a mischievous purple cat with a pentagram, candles, and a glowing skull medallion, this design is equal parts cute and creepy.
</p>
<p>
The patch measures approximately 2.75 inches wide by 3.5 inches tall. It is cut out to the unique shape of the artwork, fully embroidered, and includes an iron-on backing for easy application to jackets, bags, or any fabric surface.
</p>
<p>
Perfect for fans of alternative, goth, or occult-inspired art, this patch brings playful darkness to any outfit or accessory.
</p>
</div>","https://p.sdrs.biz/a/accessories/18193.jpg"
1-LPT-18180,$6.98,"2.75"" x 3.75"" Patch","206","80",,"FONSECA, TOBE","The Coffee Tarot Card",2.75,3.75,"<h2>The Coffee Patch by Tobe Fonseca</h2>
<p>Bow down to the brew! This officially licensed embroidered patch by artist Tobe Fonseca is a glorious tribute to the most sacred part of your morning ritual - coffee. Measuring 2.75 inches wide by 3.785 inches tall, it features a triumphant hand raising a steaming mug like it's the holy grail, all set against a sky bursting with sunshine and caffeinated hope. It's not just a patch, it's a lifestyle.</p>
<p>Iron it onto your jacket, backpack, or the robe you wear to the kitchen at 6 a.m. - this patch is here to remind you (and everyone around you) who the real MVP is: the coffee. Durable, detailed, and just the right amount of dramatic, this patch is perfect for anyone who treats their first cup of the day like a religious experience.</p>","https://p.sdrs.biz/a/accessories/18180.png"
1-SEW-42086,$1.25,"2.75"" x 2.75"" Patch","85","106","80","HAPPY FACE","Straight Face",2.75,2.75,,"https://p.sdrs.biz/a/42086.png"
1-PTR-22182,$1.99,"2.125"" x 2.125"" Patch","80",,,"HAPPY FACE","Yellow Heart Eyes",2.125,2.125,"<br> UPC: 190153020168","https://p.sdrs.biz/a/22182.png"
1-PSET-58077,$5.99,"1.38"" x 2"" Patch","126","80",,"HEMP & MARIJUANA","Set of 3 Cute Kawaii Water Pipes (Cut Out to the Shape of the Design)",1.38,2,"<b><b> Each patch measures 1.38"" x 2"" <b><b><BR><BR>UPC: 190153024869<BR>","https://p.sdrs.biz/a/58077.png"
1-LPX-57081,$12.98,"8"" x 8"" Patch","80",,,"K.C. GREEN","8"" This is Fine. - Dog Surrounded by Fire with Coffee",8,8,"<h3>This Is Fine Back Patch by K.C. Green</h3>
<p>Everything is totally under control... probably. This licensed embroidered and screenprinted back patch by K.C. Green features the viral ""This Is Fine"" dog calmly sipping coffee while the world burns around him. Measuring 8 inches by 8 inches, the design is both hilarious and painfully relatable, making it the ultimate accessory for jackets, vests, or bags.</p>
<p>Crafted with durable materials and a heat-seal backing, this patch can be ironed on or sewn for extra security. Perfect for fans of internet culture, dark humor, and anyone who has ever said ""this is fine"" while everything was clearly on fire.</p>","https://p.sdrs.biz/a/accessories/57081.png"
1-LPT-3588,$6.98,"3.25"" x 3.25"" Patch","215","80",,"K.C. GREEN","This is Fine - Cartoon Dog on Fire",3.25,3.25,"<div class=""product-description"">
<h2>This Is Fine Embroidered Iron-On Patch - 3.25"" Square</h2>
<p>Add a touch of humor and relatable chaos to your gear with this embroidered patch featuring the iconic ""This Is Fine"" dog calmly sipping coffee in a room full of flames.</p>
<p>Designed by K.C. Green, the artist behind the original comic, this patch captures the perfect mix of absurdity and acceptance.</p>
<p>Measuring 3.25"" square, it's great for jackets, backpacks, hats, or any fabric surface that could use a little comic relief.</p>
<p>Easy to apply with a standard household iron or heat press, and made with high-quality stitching for a durable, long-lasting finish.</p>
<p>A fun and expressive piece for meme lovers, collectors, or anyone who's ever smiled through the chaos.</p>
</div>","https://p.sdrs.biz/a/3588.jpg"
1-LPT-18176,$6.98,"3.25"" x 3.25"" Patch","80",,,"K.C. GREEN","This is Not Fine!! - Cartoon Dog on Fire Panicking",3.25,3.25,"<div class=""product-description"">
<h2>This Is Not Fine Patch by K.C. Green - 3.25""</h2>
<p>
This officially licensed 3.25"" embroidered patch features the chaotic counterpart to the internet-famous ""This is fine"" meme.
Created by cartoonist K.C. Green, this version captures full meltdown mode with bold stitching and expressive detail.
</p>
<p>
Perfect for jackets, backpacks, vests, or anywhere you want to scream into the void with style.
A must-have for fans of dark humor, internet culture, and indie comic art.
</p>
<p><em>Panic, embroidered.</em></p>
</div>","https://p.sdrs.biz/a/accessories/18176.png"
1-PTR-20268,$2.49,"3.5"" x 1.75"" Patch","197","80",,"MEAN PEOPLE SUCK","""Mean People Suck"" Blue on Black",3.5,1.75,,"https://p.sdrs.biz/a/20268.png"
1-PTR-20264,$2.49,"3.5"" x 1.75"" Patch","197","80",,"MEAN PEOPLE SUCK","""Mean People Suck"" Green on Black",3.5,1.75,,"https://p.sdrs.biz/a/20264.png"
1-PTR-20266,$2.49,"3.75"" x 2"" Patch","197","80",,"MEAN PEOPLE SUCK","""Mean People Suck"" Purple on Black",3.75,2,,"https://p.sdrs.biz/a/20266.png"
1-PTR-20271,$2.49,"3.75"" x 2"" Patch","197","80",,"MEAN PEOPLE SUCK","""Mean People Suck"" Red on Black",3.75,2,,"https://p.sdrs.biz/a/20271.png"
1-PTR-9395,$2.49,"3.5"" x 1.75"" Patch","197","80",,"MEAN PEOPLE SUCK","""Mean People Suck"" White on Black",3.5,1.75,,"https://p.sdrs.biz/a/9395.png"
1-PTR-20265,$2.49,"3.5"" x 1.75"" Patch","197","80",,"MEAN PEOPLE SUCK","""Mean People Suck"" Yellow on Black",3.5,1.75,,"https://p.sdrs.biz/a/20265.png"
1-PTR-20195,$2.49,"3.375"" x 1.75"" Patch","121","80","110","PARENTAL ADVISORY","Parental Advisory Explicit Lyrics (Dark Purple on Black)",3.375,1.75,,"https://p.sdrs.biz/a/20195.jpg"
1-LPT-18172,$6.98,"3"" x 3.75"" Patch","80",,,"RHODES, STEVEN","Back On My Bullshit - Cowboy on Horse (Cut Out to the Shape of the Design)",3,3.75,"<div class=""product-description"">
<h2>Back on My Bullshit Patch by Steven Rhodes - 3"" x 3.75""</h2>
<p>This embroidered and screen-printed iron-on patch features Steven Rhodes' signature vintage-style humor, with a wild west twist. A cowgirl rides a bucking horse with pistols raised and the phrase ""Back on My Bullshit"" stitched boldly across the design.</p>
<p>Measuring 3"" wide by 3.75"" tall, the patch is cut to the shape of the artwork and made with detailed embroidery and full-color screen printing.</p>
<p>Perfect for jackets, backpacks, or vests, and easy to apply with a household iron or heat press.</p>
<p>Officially licensed Steven Rhodes merchandise.</p>
</div>","https://p.sdrs.biz/a/accessories/18172.png"
1-LPT-18173,$6.98,"3"" x 3.5"" Patch","80",,,"RHODES, STEVEN","Casual Friday - Alien, Devil and Grim Reaper Dressed Casually (Cut Out to the Shape of the Design)",3,3.5,"<div class=""product-description"">
<h2>Casual Friday Patch by Steven Rhodes - 3.5"" x 3""</h2>
<p>
This officially licensed patch by Steven Rhodes features a hilarious trio - an alien, the devil, and the grim reaper -
dressed down for Casual Friday. The design combines bold embroidery with detailed screen printing for maximum impact.
</p>
<p>
Measuring 3.5"" tall by 3"" wide, this patch is perfect for jackets, backpacks, vests, or anywhere you want to show off some dark humor and retro vibes.
A must-have for fans of offbeat art, workplace satire, and Rhodes' cult-favorite style.
</p>
<p><em>Dress code: weird. Mood: unbothered.</em></p>
</div>","https://p.sdrs.biz/a/accessories/18173.png"
1-LPT-18108,$6.98,"3"" x 3.5"" Patch","80","193",,"RHODES, STEVEN","Devil's Music Sing-Along! - Children Sitting Around Record Player on Fire (Cut Out to the Shape of the Design)",3,3.5,"<div class=""product-description"">
<h2>Devil's Music Sing-Along Patch</h2>
<p>Turn up the mischief with this hilarious Steven Rhodes patch featuring a devilishly fun sing-along scene. Three kids sit around a blazing record player, clearly enjoying some fiery tunes in classic retro style.</p>
<p>This licensed embroidered and screenprinted patch is cut out and measures 3.5 inches tall by 3 inches wide. A perfect accessory for jackets, bags, or anywhere you want to raise a few eyebrows.</p>
</div>","https://p.sdrs.biz/a/18108.jpg"
1-LPT-18171,$6.98,"3"" x 3.75"" Patch","80","193",,"RHODES, STEVEN","Everybody Croaks - Grim Reaper Frog on Skull",3,3.75,"<div class=""product-description"">
<p>When life gives you death, embrace it with style. This officially licensed embroidered patch by Steven Rhodes features a reaper frog chilling on a skull like it's a toadstool throne. Surrounded by mushrooms and morbidity, it's the perfect accessory for anyone who laughs in the face of the inevitable.</p>
<p>Iron it onto your jacket, bag, or whatever cloth-based item needs a little existential flair. Measures 3.75 inches tall by 3 inches wide and is ready to croak onto your wardrobe.</p>
</div>","https://p.sdrs.biz/a/accessories/18171.png"
1-LPT-18110,$6.98,"3"" x 4"" Patch","80","193",,"RHODES, STEVEN","Girls Night Out! - Women Dancing Around Goat (Cut Out to the Shape of the Design)",3,4,"<p>
This officially licensed embroidered patch by Steven Rhodes features a not-so-average girls night out scene, complete with flowing robes, candles, and a goat-headed party guest. Measuring 4 inches tall by 3 inches wide, this cut-out patch is equal parts spooky, stylish, and hilarious.
</p>
<p>
Easy to apply with a hot iron, it is perfect for jackets, bags, vests, or anything that needs a little occult flair with a wink. A great pick for horror fans, Steven Rhodes collectors, or anyone who takes their witchy vibes with a sense of humor.
</p>","https://p.sdrs.biz/a/18110.jpg"
1-LPT-18174,$6.98,"3"" x 3.88"" Patch","80",,,"RHODES, STEVEN","Learn About Recycling - Skeleton On Top of Grave with Flowers (Cut Out to the Shape of the Design)",3,3.88,"<div class=""product-description"">
<h2>Learn About Recycling Patch by Steven Rhodes - 3"" x 3.88""</h2>
<p>This embroidered and screen-printed iron-on patch features artwork by Steven Rhodes, blending eco-awareness with signature dark humor. A skeleton rests beneath a rainbow and tombstone marked ""RIP,"" surrounded by wildflowers and the message ""Learn About Recycling.""</p>
<p>Measuring 3"" wide by 3.88"" tall, this patch is cut to the shape of the design and combines high-quality embroidery with vivid screen-printed detail.</p>
<p>Perfect for jackets, backpacks, or vests, and easy to apply using a household iron or heat press.</p>
<p>Officially licensed Steven Rhodes merchandise.</p>
</div>","https://p.sdrs.biz/a/accessories/18174.png"
1-LPT-18109,$6.98,"3"" x 3.38"" Patch","80","193",,"RHODES, STEVEN","Let's Summon Demons - Activities for Children (Cut Out to the Shape of the Design)",3,3.38,"<div class=""product-description"">
<h2>Let's Summon Demons Embroidered and Screen-Printed Iron-On Patch - 3"" x 3.38""</h2>
<p>Add some dark humor to your gear with this 3"" x 3.38"" embroidered and screen-printed iron-on patch featuring the retro-style Let's Summon Demons design.</p>
<p>This patch combines bold screen-printed artwork with high-quality embroidery for a unique look that's perfect for jackets, vests, backpacks, or any fabric surface in need of some mischief.</p>
<p>Easy to apply using a household iron or heat press, and made to last with durable stitching and vibrant colors.</p>
<p>Designed in the style of classic activity books with a twisted twist - a favorite among fans of edgy, alternative humor.</p>
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