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NUMBER,PRICE,"FORMAT","CATEGORY1","CATEGORY2","CATEGORY3","ARTIST","TITLE",WIDTH,HEIGHT,"DESCRIPTION","IMAGE"
1-PTR-19704,$3.99,"2.5"" x 3"" Patch","126","80",,"ALICE IN WONDERLAND","Smoke Me - Alice Holding Large Joint",2.5,3,"<p>Take a trip down the rabbit hole with this embroidered iron-on patch featuring a twisted take on a classic character. Measuring 3 inches tall by 2.5 inches wide, it shows a mischievous blonde heroine clutching a massive joint, with the words ""Smoke Me"" floating above like a puff of rebellion.</p>
<p>Perfect for jackets, backpacks, or anywhere you want to add a little wonderland weirdness with a stoner twist.</p>
UPC: 190153048230","https://p.sdrs.biz/a/19704.jpg"
1-PTR-20014,$2.99,"3.25"" x 3"" Patch","80","205",,"ALIENS, MISC.","Aliens in Purple Car (Bug)",3.25,3,"<BR><BR> UPC: 190153065633","https://p.sdrs.biz/a/a2/0/20014.gif"
1-PTR-20085,$2.99,"3.25"" x 3"" Patch","80","205",,"ALIENS, MISC.","Aliens in Red Car (Bug)",3.25,3,"<BR><BR> UPC: 190153065626","https://p.sdrs.biz/a/20085.gif"
1-PTR-110071,$5.99,"3"" x 3.5"" Patch","80","199",,"ANIMALS AND SUCH","Black Cat Reading World Domination Cat Edition (Cut Out to the Shape of the Design)",3,3.5,"<div class=""product-description"">
<p>Your cat already thinks it rules the house - now it has the manual to prove it. This 3 inch by 3.5 inch embroidered iron-on patch is cut out to the shape of a sly black cat peeking over a bold red book titled 'World Domination: Cat Edition.'</p>
<p>Perfect for jackets, bags, or your cat's secret lair (aka your laundry pile), this patch is ideal for feline fans, bookworms, and anyone who's ever been stared at by a cat like you're just a can opener with legs.</p>
<p>Iron it on. Bow down. Meow's the time.</p>
<BR>UPC: 644256314131
</div>","https://p.sdrs.biz/a/110071.jpg"
1-PTR-19628,$3.49,"2.375"" x 2.625"" Patch","199",,"80","ANIMALS AND SUCH","Cute Smiling Starfish Holding a Smaller Starfish (Cut Out to the Shape of the Design)",2.375,2.625,"<br><br>Artwork by Reed <br> UPC: 190153013726","https://p.sdrs.biz/a/19628.png"
1-PTR-9933,$4.99,"3.375"" x 2"" Patch","199","80","153","ANIMALS AND SUCH","Eat - Sleep and Go Fishing (Oval Logo with Striped Bass Fish)",3.375,2,"
<p>This embroidered iron on patch measures 3.38 inches wide by 2 inches tall and proudly features a detailed striped bass alongside the classic motto: Eat Sleep Go Fishing. With bold stitching, earthy colors, and a clean cut out shape, it brings the perfect touch of outdoorsy charm to jackets, tackle bags, hats, vests, and more.</p>
<p>Ideal for weekend anglers and lifelong fishing fanatics alike, this patch adds personality and humor to your gear. A fun little accessory for anyone who would rather be out on the water chasing stripers.</p>
<BR>UPC: 844568045758","https://p.sdrs.biz/a/accessories/9933.png"
1-PTR-58059,$5.99,"3.38"" x 3.5"" Patch","199","80",,"ANIMALS AND SUCH","Foxy Nerd - Fox in Glasses (Cut Out to the Shape of the Design)",3.38,3.5,"<div class=""product-description"">
<h2>Foxy Nerd Embroidered Iron-On Patch - 3.38"" x 3.5""</h2>
<p>Show off your clever side with this embroidered iron-on patch featuring a stylish red fox in glasses and a banner that reads ""Foxy Nerd.""</p>
<p>Measuring 3.38"" wide by 3.5"" tall, it is the perfect accessory for backpacks, jackets, vests, or any fabric surface that needs a smart and playful upgrade.</p>
<p>Made with high-quality stitching and easy to apply using a household iron or heat press for a secure, long-lasting hold.</p>
<p>A fun and bold way to embrace your nerdy charm with a little fox flair.</p>
<BR>UPC: 190153057225
</div>","https://p.sdrs.biz/a/58059.png"
1-PTR-89109,$5.98,"2.375"" x 3"" Patch","199","198","80","ANIMALS AND SUCH","Giraffe Wearing Headphones (Cut Out to the Shape of the Design)",2.375,3,"<br> UPC: 190153014549","https://p.sdrs.biz/a/89109.png"
1-PTR-16158,$5.98,"3.25"" x 3.25"" Patch","199","106","80","ANIMALS AND SUCH","Panda Bear with Guns in Hands",3.25,3.25,"<div>
<h2>Panda with Guns Embroidered Iron On Patch</h2>
<p>
Make your style truly un-bear-able with this hilarious panda with guns embroidered patch. Measuring 3.25 inches by 3.25 inches, this iron on cut out patch features a black and white panda packing heat and showing everyone who is boss.
</p>
<p>
Perfect for jackets, backpacks, hats, or anything that could use a little cute but deadly attitude. Easy to iron on and guaranteed to turn heads, this panda patch brings both the cuddly and the chaos.
</p>
<p>
Grab yours today and let this armed panda take your fashion game to the next level.
</p>
</div>","https://p.sdrs.biz/a/16158.gif"
1-PTR-43064,$2.99,"2.5"" x 2"" Patch","199","80",,"ANIMALS AND SUCH","Red Plaid Piggy Bank with Penny (Cut Out to the Shape of the Design)",2.5,2,"<BR>UPC: 769923718446","https://p.sdrs.biz/a/43064.png"
1-PTR-19649,$3.99,"2.5"" x 2.63"" Patch","199","80",,"ANIMALS AND SUCH","Reed's One Eyed Purple Monkey Holding Red Flower (Cut Out to the Shape of the Design)",2.5,2.63,"<BR>UPC: 769923718170","https://p.sdrs.biz/a/19649.png"
1-PTR-89347,$5.98,"3.13"" x 2.13"" Patch","199","76","80","ANIMALS AND SUCH","Sophie the Pomchi Dog in Tutu",3.13,2.13,"<div class=""product"">
<h2>Pomeranian Chihuahua Dancer in Pink Tutu Iron-On Patch</h2>
<p>Meet Sophie the Pomchi ballerina! This embroidered <strong>Pomeranian Chihuahua patch</strong> shows Sophie dressed in her pink tutu, ready to twirl, prance, and steal the spotlight. Just like the real Sophie - who adores prancing around, snacking on chicken jerky, and flopping on her back with her belly up in the air - this patch is full of playful charm and big personality.</p>
<p>Measuring 2.13 inches wide by 3.13 inches tall, this cut-out iron-on patch is durable, easy to apply, and perfect for jackets, backpacks, tote bags, or dance gear. Add Sophie the tutu dancer to your collection with this <strong>cute dog patch</strong> that brings fun, flair, and a little Pomchi attitude everywhere it goes.</p>
</div><BR><BR> UPC: 190153066067","https://p.sdrs.biz/a/accessories/89347.png"
1-PTR-18324,$7.99,"2.75"" x 3.75"" Patch","199","80",,"ANIMALS AND SUCH","Trash Raccoon",2.75,3.75,"<div id=""jc7p4m"">
<p>This <strong>embroidered and screenprinted iron-on cut out patch</strong> features an unapologetic raccoon proudly wearing an ""I ? Trash"" shirt while throwing up the rock horns against a bold red moon. Equal parts funny, rebellious, and delightfully trashy, this unique design is perfect for jackets, backpacks, battle vests, hats, tote bags, and anyone who embraces their inner trash panda.</p>
<p>Measuring <strong>3.75 inches tall by 2.75 inches wide</strong>, this embroidered cut out patch combines detailed embroidery with vibrant screenprinted artwork and features a heat-seal iron-on backing for easy application, or it can be sewn on for extra durability. A great gift for raccoon lovers, wildlife fans, punk rock enthusiasts, alternative fashion fans, and anyone with a mischievous sense of humor.</p>
</div> <>BR><BR> UPC: 644256327780","https://p.sdrs.biz/a/accessories/18324.png"
1-LPT-89190,$7.99,"3"" x 4.25"" Patch","80","106",,"BANKSY","Love Rat (Rat Painting Heart)",3,4.25,"<p>This officially licensed patch features Banksy's infamous heart-painting rat, who's clearly multitasking between graffiti art and rodent mischief. It measures 4.25 inches tall by 3 inches wide, with a screenprinted design on top of crisp embroidery for maximum street cred.</p>
<p>Iron it onto your jacket, backpack, or whatever needs a dose of rodent romance. It's art. It's rebellion. It's a rat with a paintbrush and a passion for love. Banksy would probably approve - or at least not sue.</p>
<BR>UPC: 644256323355","https://p.sdrs.biz/a/89190.png"
1-LPT-89116,$7.99,"3.5"" x 1.88"" Patch","188","80",,"BATMAN","~Certified~ Insane - Arkham Asylum Name Badge (Black on White Background)",3.5,1.88,"<p>Show off your wild side with this licensed Certified Insane Arkham Asylum embroidered patch. Measuring 3.5 inches wide by 1.88 inches tall, this cut out iron-on patch features bold distressed lettering and a classic asylum design, making it a perfect accessory for jackets, vests, or backpacks. Easy to apply and durable, it is a standout collectible for fans of Gotham's most notorious institution.</p>
<p>Whether you are a comic book enthusiast, cosplay fan, or just love unique embroidered patches, this Arkham Asylum patch adds a touch of dark style to any outfit. Wear it to show your appreciation for iconic DC lore and make a bold statement that is both edgy and fun.</p>
<br>UPC: 644256273902","https://p.sdrs.biz/a/89116.png"
1-PTR-6096,$3.99,"3"" x 3"" Patch","80","106",,"EVERYTHING ELSE - Funny, Humor, Slogans, Weird Stuff & Misc. Random Goodness!","69 (Black & White)",3,3," <p>This embroidered patch keeps it simple, bold, and just a little bit cheeky. Measuring 3 inches across, it features the number 69 in crisp white stitching on a black background. Cut out and ready to iron on, this patch makes a statement without saying a word - classy, funny, and slightly inappropriate all at once.</p>
<p>Perfect for denim jackets, vests, or anywhere you want to add a wink and a grin, this 69 patch is a favorite among bikers, pranksters, and anyone with a sense of humor. Great conversation starter, instant classic, and a guaranteed laugh - because nice.</p><BR><BR> UPC: 190153065336","https://p.sdrs.biz/a/a6/0/6096.gif"
1-PTR-20181,$2.99,"3.375"" x 2"" Patch","80","197",,"EVERYTHING ELSE - Funny, Humor, Slogans, Weird Stuff & Misc. Random Goodness!","All People Suck (Blue on Black)",3.375,2,"<br> UPC: 844568046342","https://p.sdrs.biz/a/20181.gif"
1-PTR-20283,$2.99,"3.5"" x 2"" Patch","80","197",,"EVERYTHING ELSE - Funny, Humor, Slogans, Weird Stuff & Misc. Random Goodness!","ALL PEOPLE SUCK (Green Writing on Black)",3.5,2,"<br> UPC: 190153012613","https://p.sdrs.biz/a/20283.png"
1-PTR-20194,$2.99,"3.5"" x 2"" Patch","197","80",,"EVERYTHING ELSE - Funny, Humor, Slogans, Weird Stuff & Misc. Random Goodness!","ALL PEOPLE SUCK (purple writing on black)",3.5,2,"<br> UPC: 844568046410","https://p.sdrs.biz/a/20194.gif"
1-PTR-20035,$2.99,"3.5"" x 2"" Patch","80","197",,"EVERYTHING ELSE - Funny, Humor, Slogans, Weird Stuff & Misc. Random Goodness!","ALL PEOPLE SUCK (red writing on black)",3.5,2,"UPC: 190153056242","https://p.sdrs.biz/a/a2/0/20035.gif"
1-PTR-20129,$2.99,"3.5"" x 2"" Patch","80","197",,"EVERYTHING ELSE - Funny, Humor, Slogans, Weird Stuff & Misc. Random Goodness!","ALL PEOPLE SUCK (white on black)",3.5,2,"<BR><BR> UPC: 190153065343","https://p.sdrs.biz/a/a2/0/20129.gif"
1-PTR-20193,$2.99,"3.5"" x 2"" Patch","80","197",,"EVERYTHING ELSE - Funny, Humor, Slogans, Weird Stuff & Misc. Random Goodness!","ALL PEOPLE SUCK (yellow writing on black)",3.5,2,"<br> UPC: 844568046403","https://p.sdrs.biz/a/20193.gif"
1-PTR-20284,$2.99,"4.13"" x 2"" Patch","197","80",,"EVERYTHING ELSE - Funny, Humor, Slogans, Weird Stuff & Misc. Random Goodness!","Bad Hair Life (Blue on Black)",4.13,2,"<br> UPC: 190153012606","https://p.sdrs.biz/a/20284.png"
1-PTR-20285,$2.99,"4.13"" x 2"" Patch","197","80",,"EVERYTHING ELSE - Funny, Humor, Slogans, Weird Stuff & Misc. Random Goodness!","Bad Hair Life (Green on Black)",4.13,2,"<br> UPC: 190153012590","https://p.sdrs.biz/a/20285.png"
1-PTR-20093,$2.99,"4.125"" x 2"" Patch","197","80",,"EVERYTHING ELSE - Funny, Humor, Slogans, Weird Stuff & Misc. Random Goodness!","Bad Hair Life (Red on Black)",4.125,2,"<BR><BR> UPC: 190153065350","https://p.sdrs.biz/a/a2/0/20093.gif"
1-PTR-20046,$2.99,"4.12"" x 2"" Patch","197","80",,"EVERYTHING ELSE - Funny, Humor, Slogans, Weird Stuff & Misc. Random Goodness!","BAD HAIR LIFE (white on black)",4.12,2,"<BR><BR> UPC: 190153065367","https://p.sdrs.biz/a/a2/0/20046.gif"
1-PTR-20150,$2.99,"3.75"" x 2"" Patch","197","80",,"EVERYTHING ELSE - Funny, Humor, Slogans, Weird Stuff & Misc. Random Goodness!","BITE ME (blue on black)",3.75,2,,"https://p.sdrs.biz/a/a2/0/20150.gif"
1-PTR-20097,$2.99,"3.75"" x 2"" Patch","197","80",,"EVERYTHING ELSE - Funny, Humor, Slogans, Weird Stuff & Misc. Random Goodness!","BITE ME! (purple on black)",3.75,2,,"https://p.sdrs.biz/a/a2/0/20097.gif"
1-PTR-20098,$2.99,"3.75"" x 2"" Patch","197","80",,"EVERYTHING ELSE - Funny, Humor, Slogans, Weird Stuff & Misc. Random Goodness!","BITE ME! (yellow on black)",3.75,2,,"https://p.sdrs.biz/a/a2/0/20098.gif"
1-PTR-39258,$4.99,"3.63"" x 2.25"" Patch","213","80","195","EVERYTHING ELSE - Funny, Humor, Slogans, Weird Stuff & Misc. Random Goodness!","Broken Bone Club",3.63,2.25,"<div class=""product-description"">
<h2>Broken Bone Club Vintage Patch</h2>
<p>
Join the club with this vintage 1970s reproduction embroidered cut-out iron-on patch. Measuring 3.63 inches wide by 2.25 inches tall, this bright yellow and gray design features the classic Broken Bone Club graphic with a pair of fractured bones and bold text. Perfect for jackets, backpacks, or vests, it's a fun and nostalgic way to show a little humor about life's bumps and bruises.
</p>
<p>
Easy to apply and made to last, this high-quality embroidered patch brings retro style and personality to any outfit or gear. Grab yours today and proudly display your membership in the Broken Bone Club.
</p>
<BR>UPC: 190153035551
</div>","https://p.sdrs.biz/a/39258.png"
1-PTR-20029,$1.99,"2"" x 2.75"" Patch","121","80","68","EVERYTHING ELSE - Funny, Humor, Slogans, Weird Stuff & Misc. Random Goodness!","Bug Off! (bug)",2,2.75,"<BR><BR> UPC: 190153065374","https://p.sdrs.biz/a/a2/0/20029.gif"
1-PTR-20016,$2.99,"2.25"" x 2.25"" Patch","197","80",,"EVERYTHING ELSE - Funny, Humor, Slogans, Weird Stuff & Misc. Random Goodness!","Don't Even Go There. Assorted Colors Available",2.25,2.25,"<BR><BR> UPC: 190153065381","https://p.sdrs.biz/a/20016.png"
1-PTR-58098,$5.99,"3.25"" x 3.25"" Patch","121","80",,"EVERYTHING ELSE - Funny, Humor, Slogans, Weird Stuff & Misc. Random Goodness!","FAFO (Green/Tan)",3.25,3.25,"<div>
<p>Say it like you mean it with our 3.25 inch round FAFO patch - short for ""Fuck Around and Find Out."" This bold embroidered design features a tan background with olive green text and star accents, making it the perfect statement piece for jackets, vests, backpacks, or tactical gear.</p>
<p>Built for durability and impact, this iron-on patch is ideal for anyone who wants their message loud and clear. Whether you are embracing your fearless attitude, showing your no-nonsense side, or simply love tough military-inspired style, this patch gets the point across instantly.</p>
<p>UPC: 190153057072</p>
</div>","https://p.sdrs.biz/a/accessories/58098.png"
1-PTR-110144,$4.99,"3"" x 1"" Patch","80","64",,"EVERYTHING ELSE - Funny, Humor, Slogans, Weird Stuff & Misc. Random Goodness!","FAFO - B&W Rectangle",3,1,"<p>Make your stance crystal clear with this F.A.F.O. embroidered patch, featuring bold white lettering on a solid black background. Measuring 1 inch by 3 inches, this patch delivers strong military style with a clean, high-contrast look. F.A.F.O. stands for ""F*** Around and Find Out"", a no-nonsense phrase popular in military, tactical, and meme culture. Perfect for jackets, vests, hats, backpacks, or patch collections, it's a compact but powerful way to send the message.</p>
<p>Durable and easy to apply, this iron-on patch combines sharp embroidery with a tough black backdrop that matches any gear. Whether you're customizing a jacket, adding to a collection, or just want a bold statement piece, this F.A.F.O. patch is the perfect mix of military grit, dark humor, and unapologetic attitude.</p><p>UPC: 190153058604</p>","https://p.sdrs.biz/a/accessories/110144.png"
1-PTR-110143,$4.99,"3"" x 1"" Patch","80","64",,"EVERYTHING ELSE - Funny, Humor, Slogans, Weird Stuff & Misc. Random Goodness!","FAFO - Camo Rectangle",3,1,"<p>Show some attitude with this F.A.F.O. embroidered patch, designed with bold black lettering over a green camouflage background. Measuring 1 inch by 3 inches, this screenprinted patch delivers strong military style and no-nonsense energy. F.A.F.O. stands for ""F*** Around and Find Out"", a straight-to-the-point phrase popular in military, tactical, and meme culture. Perfect for jackets, vests, hats, backpacks, or patch collections, it's a compact but powerful way to make your stance clear.</p>
<p>Durable and easy to apply, this iron-on patch combines rugged embroidery with a camo backdrop that fits right in with army and tactical aesthetics. Whether you're customizing a jacket, adding to a collection, or just want a bold statement piece, this F.A.F.O. patch is the perfect mix of military grit, dark humor, and unapologetic attitude.</p><p>UPC: 190153058611</p>","https://p.sdrs.biz/a/accessories/110143.png"
1-PTR-20153,$2.99,"3.625"" x 2"" Patch","121","106","80","EVERYTHING ELSE - Funny, Humor, Slogans, Weird Stuff & Misc. Random Goodness!","Freak! (Green on Black)",3.625,2,"<BR><BR> UPC: 190153068085","https://p.sdrs.biz/a/20153.gif"
1-PTR-20110,$2.99,"3.5"" x 1.75"" Patch","121","80","106","EVERYTHING ELSE - Funny, Humor, Slogans, Weird Stuff & Misc. Random Goodness!","Freak! (purple on black)",3.5,1.75,"<BR><BR> UPC: 190153068108","https://p.sdrs.biz/a/accessories/20110main.png"
1-PTR-20111,$2.99,"3.75"" x 2"" Patch","121","80","106","EVERYTHING ELSE - Funny, Humor, Slogans, Weird Stuff & Misc. Random Goodness!","freak! (red on black)",3.75,2,"<BR><BR> UPC: 190153068092","https://p.sdrs.biz/a/accessories/20111main.png"
1-PTR-20259,$2.99,"3.625"" x 2"" Patch","121","80",,"EVERYTHING ELSE - Funny, Humor, Slogans, Weird Stuff & Misc. Random Goodness!","Freak! (Yellow on Black)",3.625,2,"<BR>UPC: 190153000542","https://p.sdrs.biz/a/20259.png"
1-PTR-9707,$3.99,"3.5"" x 3"" Patch","80",,,"EVERYTHING ELSE - Funny, Humor, Slogans, Weird Stuff & Misc. Random Goodness!","Fuck (blue/white logo)",3.5,3,"<div class=""product-description"">
<h2>""Fuck"" the Ordinary</h2>
<p>
This 3"" x 3.5"" embroidered patch pulls no punches. Bold, brash, and cheekily styled like a certain iconic car brand,
it's perfect for anyone ready to flip the script - and maybe a few attitudes.
</p>
<p>
Features crisp white embroidery on durable blue twill with an iron-on backing. You can sew it on too,
if you're serious about your rebellion. Ideal for jackets, backpacks, vests, or anywhere you want to add a little extra edge.
</p>
<p><em>Warning: Not safe for boardrooms, family reunions, or sensitive sensibilities.</em></p>
</div>","https://p.sdrs.biz/a/accessories/9707.png"
1-PTR-22091,$3.99,"2"" x 2.25"" Patch","121","80","98","EVERYTHING ELSE - Funny, Humor, Slogans, Weird Stuff & Misc. Random Goodness!","Fuck You Very Much (white on black)",2,2.25,"<p>This embroidered iron on patch measures 2 inches wide by 2.25 inches tall and delivers a bold and funny statement. The black background with crisp white stitching makes it stand out on jackets, backpacks, or vests. Perfect for anyone with a sharp sense of humor who likes their accessories to speak louder than words.</p>
<p>Easy to apply with heat or sew on for extra durability, this patch is a fun way to customize your gear and show off your personality. Whether you are into punk, alt style, or just love novelty patches, this piece adds a touch of attitude to any collection.</p>
<BR>UPC: 844568056648","https://p.sdrs.biz/a/22091.gif"
1-PTR-9398,$3.99,"4.875"" x 2"" Patch","197","80",,"EVERYTHING ELSE - Funny, Humor, Slogans, Weird Stuff & Misc. Random Goodness!","Fukengruven (with stick figure)",4.875,2,"<BR><BR> UPC: 190153065398","https://p.sdrs.biz/a/a9/3/9398.gif"
1-PTR-16334,$3.99,"3.5"" x 2.75"" Patch","80","202",,"EVERYTHING ELSE - Funny, Humor, Slogans, Weird Stuff & Misc. Random Goodness!","Genuine Bitch - Made in U.S.A.",3.5,2.75,"<p>This embroidered iron on patch features a bold vintage style badge design reading ""GENUINE BITCH MADE IN USA"" in strong black lettering over a red and white background. With its classic industrial label look and unapologetic attitude, this patch delivers a sharp, humorous statement with eye catching contrast.</p>
<p>Measuring 3.5 inches wide by 2.75 inches tall, this cut out patch is perfect for jackets, bags, vests, and more. A standout accessory for anyone who appreciates edgy humor and bold personality.</p><p>UPC: 190153058833</p>","https://p.sdrs.biz/a/accessories/16334.png"
1-PTR-89315,$6.99,"4"" x 1.25"" Patch","80","95",,"EVERYTHING ELSE - Funny, Humor, Slogans, Weird Stuff & Misc. Random Goodness!","Gun with Bang Flag (Cut Out to the Shape of the Design)",4,1.25,"<p>
Add a little cartoon mischief to your style with this embroidered cut-out patch featuring a classic revolver firing a ""BANG"" flag. Measuring 4 inches wide by 1.25 inches tall, it is the perfect mix of vintage humor and playful attitude.
</p>
<p>
This patch is easy to apply with a hot iron and great for jackets, bags, vests, or anywhere you want to make a statement without making a sound. A fun addition for fans of retro comics, slapstick style, or ironic flair.
</p>
<BR>UPC: 644256132186","https://p.sdrs.biz/a/89315adj.png"
1-SEW-42082,$1.99,"3.5"" x 4.5"" Patch","121","80","98","EVERYTHING ELSE - Funny, Humor, Slogans, Weird Stuff & Misc. Random Goodness!","HATE",3.5,4.5,"<BR><BR> UPC: 190153068382","https://p.sdrs.biz/a/42082.png"
1-PTR-18261,$6.99,"4.25"" x 1.25"" Patch","80",,,"EVERYTHING ELSE - Funny, Humor, Slogans, Weird Stuff & Misc. Random Goodness!","I Love Whatever's Wrong With You",4.25,1.25,"<p>
This embroidered iron on patch measures 4.25"" wide by 1.25"" tall and delivers the perfect dose of affectionate chaos. With bold, clean lettering on a crisp white background, it proudly declares, ""I love whatever's wrong with you"". It's the ideal patch for anyone whose love language is light-roast insults - or for couples who bond best over mutual weirdness.
</p>
Cut out for a sharp look and easy to apply, this patch brings instant personality to jackets, bags, vests, or anything that needs a little sarcastic charm. Whether you're gifting it to your favorite lovable disaster or wearing it as a badge of honor, it guarantees smiles, chuckles, and at least one person saying, ""Same"".
</p>
<p>UPC: 190153059007</p>","https://p.sdrs.biz/a/accessories/18261.jpg"
1-PTR-110048,$4.99,"3.125"" x 3.625"" Patch","80",,,"EVERYTHING ELSE - Funny, Humor, Slogans, Weird Stuff & Misc. Random Goodness!","I Screw Dead Chicks",3.125,3.625,,"https://p.sdrs.biz/a/110048.png"
1-PTR-6197,$3.99,"2.5"" x 3"" Patch","80","68",,"EVERYTHING ELSE - Funny, Humor, Slogans, Weird Stuff & Misc. Random Goodness!","I'm A Fuckin' Genius",2.5,3,"<p>This embroidered cut out iron on patch features the phrase ""I'M A FUCKING GENIUS"" in bold orange stitching inside a white light bulb design with a bright blue border. The clever light bulb shape plays on the classic idea moment, making the joke even funnier.</p>
<p>Measures 3.5 inches tall by 2 inches wide. Designed for easy iron on application, this patch is perfect for jackets, backpacks, hats, work aprons, and anyone who enjoys a little sarcastic humor and bold attitude.</p>
<BR>UPC: 844568097153","https://p.sdrs.biz/a/a6/1/6197.gif"
1-PTR-20036,$2.99,"3.75"" x 1.75"" Patch","80","197",,"EVERYTHING ELSE - Funny, Humor, Slogans, Weird Stuff & Misc. Random Goodness!","Lean People Suck! (Blue on Black)",3.75,1.75,"(Mean People Suck Parody)","https://p.sdrs.biz/a/a2/0/20036.gif"
1-PTR-20273,$2.99,"3.75"" x 1.75"" Patch","197","80",,"EVERYTHING ELSE - Funny, Humor, Slogans, Weird Stuff & Misc. Random Goodness!","Lean People Suck! (Green on Black)",3.75,1.75,"(Mean People Suck Parody) <br> UPC: 190153012729","https://p.sdrs.biz/a/20273.png"
1-PTR-20272,$2.99,"3.75"" x 1.75"" Patch","197","80",,"EVERYTHING ELSE - Funny, Humor, Slogans, Weird Stuff & Misc. Random Goodness!","Lean People Suck! (Red on Black)",3.75,1.75,"(Mean People Suck Parody) <br> UPC: 190153012705","https://p.sdrs.biz/a/20272.png"
1-PTR-20130,$2.99,"3.75"" x 1.75"" Patch","80","197","106","EVERYTHING ELSE - Funny, Humor, Slogans, Weird Stuff & Misc. Random Goodness!","Lean People Suck! (White on Black)",3.75,1.75,"(Mean People Suck Parody)","https://p.sdrs.biz/a/a2/0/20130.gif"
1-PTR-20088,$2.99,"4.5"" x 2"" Patch","121","80","106","EVERYTHING ELSE - Funny, Humor, Slogans, Weird Stuff & Misc. Random Goodness!","LOSER (blue on black)",4.5,2,,"https://p.sdrs.biz/a/a2/0/20088.gif"
1-PTR-20167,$2.99,"4.5"" x 2"" Patch","121","80","106","EVERYTHING ELSE - Funny, Humor, Slogans, Weird Stuff & Misc. Random Goodness!","LOSER (Dk. Purple on Black)",4.5,2,"<br> UPC: 190153007237","https://p.sdrs.biz/a/20167.gif"
1-PTR-20166,$2.99,"4.5"" x 2"" Patch","121","80","106","EVERYTHING ELSE - Funny, Humor, Slogans, Weird Stuff & Misc. Random Goodness!","LOSER (Lt. Purple on Black)",4.5,2,,"https://p.sdrs.biz/a/20166.gif"
1-PTR-20165,$2.99,"4.5"" x 2"" Patch","121","80","106","EVERYTHING ELSE - Funny, Humor, Slogans, Weird Stuff & Misc. Random Goodness!","LOSER (red on black)",4.5,2,,"https://p.sdrs.biz/a/20165.gif"
1-PTR-20087,$2.99,"4.5"" x 2"" Patch","121","106","80","EVERYTHING ELSE - Funny, Humor, Slogans, Weird Stuff & Misc. Random Goodness!","LOSER (white on black)",4.5,2,,"https://p.sdrs.biz/a/a2/0/20087.gif"
1-PTR-20176,$2.99,"4.25"" x 2"" Patch","121","80","106","EVERYTHING ELSE - Funny, Humor, Slogans, Weird Stuff & Misc. Random Goodness!","LOSER (Yellow on Black)",4.25,2,,"https://p.sdrs.biz/a/20176.gif"
1-PTR-20109,$2.99,"4.25"" x 2"" Patch","121","80","106","EVERYTHING ELSE - Funny, Humor, Slogans, Weird Stuff & Misc. Random Goodness!","LOW LIFE (green on black)",4.25,2,"<BR><BR> UPC: 190153065411","https://p.sdrs.biz/a/a2/0/20109.gif"
1-PTR-20108,$2.99,"4.25"" x 2"" Patch","121","80","106","EVERYTHING ELSE - Funny, Humor, Slogans, Weird Stuff & Misc. Random Goodness!","LOW LIFE (red on black)",4.25,2,"<BR><BR> UPC: 190153065428","https://p.sdrs.biz/a/a2/0/20108.png"
1-PTR-20275,$2.99,"4"" x 1.75"" Patch","121","80","106","EVERYTHING ELSE - Funny, Humor, Slogans, Weird Stuff & Misc. Random Goodness!","LOW LIFE (white on black)",4,1.75,"UPC: 190153012712","https://p.sdrs.biz/a/20275.png"
1-PTR-39189,$4.99,"2.625"" x 3.125"" Patch","206","80","126","EVERYTHING ELSE - Funny, Humor, Slogans, Weird Stuff & Misc. Random Goodness!","Mug of Beer",2.625,3.125,"<BR>UPC: 644256236457","https://p.sdrs.biz/a/39189.png"
1-PTR-20123,$2.99,"4.5"" x 2"" Patch","121","80","106","EVERYTHING ELSE - Funny, Humor, Slogans, Weird Stuff & Misc. Random Goodness!","Nice People Swallow (Blue on Black)",4.5,2,"<BR><BR> UPC: 190153065442","https://p.sdrs.biz/a/a2/0/20123.gif"
1-PTR-20124,$2.99,"4.5"" x 2"" Patch","197","80",,"EVERYTHING ELSE - Funny, Humor, Slogans, Weird Stuff & Misc. Random Goodness!","Nice People Swallow (Green on Black)",4.5,2,"<BR><BR> UPC: 190153065459","https://p.sdrs.biz/a/a2/0/20124.gif"
1-PTR-20182,$2.99,"4.375"" x 2"" Patch","197","80",,"EVERYTHING ELSE - Funny, Humor, Slogans, Weird Stuff & Misc. Random Goodness!","Nice People Swallow (red on black)",4.375,2,"<BR>UPC: 844568046359","https://p.sdrs.biz/a/20182.gif"
1-PTR-20039,$2.99,"4.5"" x 2"" Patch","197","80",,"EVERYTHING ELSE - Funny, Humor, Slogans, Weird Stuff & Misc. Random Goodness!","Nice People Swallow (yellow on black)",4.5,2,"<BR><BR> UPC: 190153065466","https://p.sdrs.biz/a/a2/0/20039.gif"
1-PTR-43075,$3.99,"3"" x 3"" Patch","80","121","213","EVERYTHING ELSE - Funny, Humor, Slogans, Weird Stuff & Misc. Random Goodness!","No Bullshit",3,3,"<BR><BR>UPC: 190153025217<BR>","https://p.sdrs.biz/a/43075.png"
1-PTM-51143,$1.99,"3"" x 1"" Patch","121","80",,"EVERYTHING ELSE - Funny, Humor, Slogans, Weird Stuff & Misc. Random Goodness!","Porn Star on Black Background",3,1,"<br> UPC: 190153021486","https://p.sdrs.biz/a/51143.png"
1-PTR-89353,$5.98,"3.5"" x 3.5"" Patch","121","80","213","EVERYTHING ELSE - Funny, Humor, Slogans, Weird Stuff & Misc. Random Goodness!","Shit Could Be Worse (heart)",3.5,3.5,"<p>Add a dose of humor and honesty to your collection with this embroidered heart patch that says ""Shit Could Be Worse."" Measuring 3.5 inches by 3.5 inches, this cut out iron on patch features a light orange border, colorful flowers inside, and bold orange cursive lettering that gets the point across with style. Perfect for anyone who loves a little sarcasm stitched into their gear.</p>
<p>Durable and easy to apply, this patch is great for jackets, backpacks, tote bags, or hats. Whether you're embracing the chaos of life or just need a funny reminder not to take things too seriously, this patch keeps it real while still looking cute.</p><p>UPC: 190153058598</p>","https://p.sdrs.biz/a/accessories/89353main.png"
1-PTR-18262,$6.99,"2.5"" x 3.5"" Patch","80",,,"EVERYTHING ELSE - Funny, Humor, Slogans, Weird Stuff & Misc. Random Goodness!","Support Women's Rights and Wrongs",2.5,3.5,"<p>
This licensed embroidered iron on patch measures 3.5"" wide by 2.5"" tall and delivers the perfect mix of sass, support, and comedy. With bold pink stitching on a black background, it proudly declares ""Support Women's Rights and Wrongs"", making it the ideal accessory for anyone who knows feminism works best with a sense of humor. Stick it on your jacket, tote, or backpack and let the world know you support the full spectrum of girlhood - the heroic choices and the questionable ones.
</p>
<p>
Easy to apply and cut out for a clean look, this patch is a fun way to show solidarity while getting a few laughs along the way. Whether you're gifting it to a friend or keeping it for your own chaotic-good collection, it's a guaranteed conversation starter that looks great anywhere you decide to iron it on.
</p><p>UPC: 190153059014</p>","https://p.sdrs.biz/a/accessories/18262.jpg"
1-PTR-3036,$4.99,"3.5"" x 1.88"" Patch","193","80",,"EVERYTHING ELSE - Funny, Humor, Slogans, Weird Stuff & Misc. Random Goodness!","Ticket to Hell",3.5,1.88,"<p>This <strong>embroidered ""Hell Admit One"" ticket iron-on cut out patch</strong> is your VIP pass to the underworld. Styled like a vintage admission ticket complete with devilish ""666"" details, this tongue-in-cheek patch is perfect for horror fans, metalheads, goths, and anyone whose friends have jokingly reserved them a seat downstairs. Whether you're embracing your mischievous side or just have a dark sense of humor, this patch is guaranteed to get a few laughs.</p>
<p>Measuring <strong>1.88 inches tall by 3.5 inches wide</strong>, this embroidered cut out patch features a heat-seal iron-on backing for easy application, or it can be sewn on for extra durability. Perfect for horror enthusiasts, heavy metal fans, Halloween lovers, alternative fashion, and anyone looking to customize their favorite jacket, vest, backpack, or bag with a patch that says, ""Apparently... I've already got my ticket.""</p> <BR><BR> UPC: 644256317132","https://p.sdrs.biz/a/accessories/3036.png"
1-PTR-3035,$4.99,"3.5"" x 1.75"" Patch","80",,,"EVERYTHING ELSE - Funny, Humor, Slogans, Weird Stuff & Misc. Random Goodness!","Tickets to the Shit Show",3.5,1.75,"<p>This <strong>embroidered ""Shit Show"" ticket iron-on cut out patch</strong> turns everyday chaos into front-row entertainment. Styled like a vintage admission ticket, this hilarious patch is perfect for anyone whose life, workplace, family gatherings, or group chats occasionally resemble a sold-out disaster. Whether you're surviving another Monday or embracing the beautiful mess, this patch lets everyone know you've got a VIP seat to the madness.</p>
<p>Measuring <strong>1.75 inches tall by 3.5 inches wide</strong>, this embroidered cut out patch features a heat-seal iron-on backing for easy application, or it can be sewn on for extra durability. Perfect for sarcastic friends, overworked coworkers, festival goers, and anyone looking to customize their favorite jacket, vest, backpack, or bag with a patch that says, ""Admission included... escaping is extra.""</p> <BR><BR> UPC: 644256317125","https://p.sdrs.biz/a/accessories/3035.png"
1-PTR-110004,$4.99,"3.25"" x 3.25"" Patch","121","80","193","EVERYTHING ELSE - Funny, Humor, Slogans, Weird Stuff & Misc. Random Goodness!","Zombie Hunter - Kill or Get Eaten (With Skull, Biohazard Symbol & Guns) (Round)",3.25,3.25,"<BR>UPC: 671015125202","https://p.sdrs.biz/a/110004.jpg"
1-LPT-18329,$7.99,"3.25"" x 3.25"" Patch","80",,,"FONSECA, TOBE","Bad Choices Good Stories",3.25,3.25,"<p>This <strong>licensed Tobe Fonseca ""Bad Choices Make Good Stories"" embroidered iron-on cut out patch</strong> is for the people who somehow survived their own terrible ideas. Featuring bold hand-lettered typography in a vibrant black, white, yellow, and purple design, it's a hilarious reminder that the best memories usually start with the words, ""Watch this..."" Whether you've made questionable decisions, ignored good advice, or simply believe every disaster becomes a great story eventually, this patch proudly embraces life's more entertaining moments.</p>
<p>Measuring <strong>3.25 inches tall by 3.25 inches wide</strong>, this embroidered cut out patch features a heat-seal iron-on backing for easy application, or it can be sewn on for extra durability. Perfect for fans of Tobe Fonseca's artwork, lovers of sarcastic humor, road trip veterans, festival goers, adventurers, and anyone looking to customize their favorite jacket, backpack, tote bag, hat, or vest with a badge of questionable life choices.</p> <BR><BR> UPC: 644256327711","https://p.sdrs.biz/a/accessories/18329.png"
1-LPT-18330,$7.99,"3.25"" x 3.25"" Patch","80",,,"FONSECA, TOBE","Bearly Awake",3.25,3.25,"<p>This <strong>licensed Tobe Fonseca ""Bearly Awake But Still Trying"" embroidered iron-on cut out patch</strong> perfectly captures that magical moment when you've had one sip of coffee, answered exactly zero emails, and you're already wondering if it's bedtime. Featuring an adorably exhausted bear in a nightcap clutching a coffee mug, this funny design is basically the official mascot of Monday mornings, night owls, overworked adults, and anyone who functions primarily on caffeine and stubbornness.</p>
<p>Measuring <strong>3.25 inches round</strong>, this embroidered cut out patch features a heat-seal iron-on backing for easy application, or it can be sewn on for extra durability. Perfect for fans of Tobe Fonseca's artwork, coffee addicts, sleepyheads, coworkers, students, and anyone looking to customize their favorite jacket, backpack, tote bag, hat, or vest with a little sleep-deprived humor.</p> <BR><BR> UPC: 644256327704","https://p.sdrs.biz/a/accessories/18330.png"
1-LPT-18104,$7.99,"3.5"" x 3.5"" Patch","80","199",,"FONSECA, TOBE","Cat - I Don't Know What I'm Doing",3.5,3.5,"<p>This licensed embroidered patch by Tobe Fonseca perfectly sums up modern life with a confused black cat floating in the middle of the phrase ""I don't know what I'm doing."" Measuring 3.5 inches across, this round patch is equal parts funny and relatable, making it a perfect addition to jackets, bags, or hats.</p>
<p>With its bold contrast and playful design, this patch captures that chaotic energy we all know too well. Whether you're thriving on caffeine and confusion or just love quirky cat art, this patch is a hilarious way to embrace the struggle in style.</p>","https://p.sdrs.biz/a/18104.jpg"
1-LPT-18332,$7.99,"3.13"" x 3.38"" Patch","80",,,"FONSECA, TOBE","Cat Burger",3.13,3.38,"<p>This <strong>licensed Tobe Fonseca Cat Burger screenprinted iron-on cut out patch</strong> serves up the purr-fect combination of adorable and delicious. Featuring a chubby orange kitty disguised as an over-the-top cheeseburger complete with lettuce, bacon, and melty cheese, this irresistibly cute design is guaranteed to make cat lovers and burger fans smile. Equal parts comfort food and comfort cat, it's a fun way to add personality to jackets, backpacks, hats, tote bags, and more.</p>
<p>Measuring <strong>3.38 inches tall by 3.13 inches wide</strong>, this screenprinted cut out patch features an iron-on backing for easy application, or it can be sewn on for extra durability. Perfect for fans of Tobe Fonseca's artwork, cat lovers, foodies, kawaii enthusiasts, and anyone looking to customize their favorite jacket, vest, backpack, or bag with a little extra cheesiness.</p> <BR><BR> UPC: 644256327674","https://p.sdrs.biz/a/accessories/18332.png"
1-LPT-18333,$7.99,"2.63"" x 4.13"" Patch","80",,,"FONSECA, TOBE","Cereal Killer Bunny",2.63,4.13,"<p>This <strong>licensed Tobe Fonseca ""Cereal Killer"" embroidered iron-on cut out patch</strong> is proof that breakfast can be absolutely terrifying... if you're a box of cereal. Featuring an adorably unhinged bunny popping out of a colorful cereal box, this pun-filled design is equal parts cute, creepy, and ridiculously funny. Whether you're fueled by sugar, caffeine, or poor decisions, this patch is guaranteed to be the deadliest thing in the breakfast aisle.</p>
<p>Measuring <strong>4.13 inches tall by 2.63 inches wide</strong>, this embroidered cut out patch features a heat-seal iron-on backing for easy application, or it can be sewn on for extra durability. Perfect for fans of Tobe Fonseca's artwork, lovers of terrible puns, breakfast enthusiasts, horror comedy fans, and anyone looking to customize their favorite jacket, vest, backpack, or bag with a killer sense of humor.</p><BR><BR> UPC: 644256327667","https://p.sdrs.biz/a/accessories/18333.png"
1-LPT-18102,$7.99,"3.38"" x 3.5"" Patch","80",,,"FONSECA, TOBE","Coffee - Because Murder is Wrong (Cut Out to the Shape of the Design)",3.38,3.5,"<p>Start your day with dark humor and a dose of caffeine thanks to this officially licensed patch by artist Tobe Fonseca. Measuring 3.38 inches wide by 3.5 inches tall, this embroidered iron on patch features a coffee cup with a skull in the foam and the hilarious phrase ""Coffee because murder is wrong."" It is the perfect patch for anyone who knows mornings can be deadly without that first cup.</p>
<p>Made with durable embroidery and a heat-sealed backing, this patch is easy to apply to jackets, backpacks, or denim. A must-have for coffee addicts, sarcastic souls, and fans of Tobe Fonseca's clever designs, this patch adds a funny and slightly sinister twist to your collection.</p>
<BR>UPC: 644256258800","https://p.sdrs.biz/a/18102.jpg"
1-LPT-18101,$7.99,"2.5"" x 4.25"" Patch","80","193",,"FONSECA, TOBE","Dancing Skeleton Holding Up Cat (Cut Out to the Shape of the Design)",2.5,4.25," <div class=""product-description"">
<h2>Skeleton Holding Cat Embroidered Patch</h2>
<p>Add a touch of dark humor to your gear with this embroidered patch featuring a dancing skeleton holding a cat aloft. Designed by Tobe Fonseca, this bold black and white design makes it stand out on jackets, bags, vests, or wherever you choose to iron it on.</p>
<p>This cut-out patch measures 4.25 inches tall by 2.5 inches wide and includes an iron-on backing for easy application.</p>
</div>","https://p.sdrs.biz/a/18101.jpg"
1-LPT-18318,$7.99,"3.25"" x 3.25"" Patch","80",,,"FONSECA, TOBE","Hangry & Dangerous",3.25,3.25,"<p>This hilarious <strong>Tobe Fonseca ""Hangry and Dangerous"" embroidered iron-on patch</strong> proves that nobody should come between a bear and its next meal. Featuring an adorably furious bear clutching a knife, this darkly funny design blends cute artwork with just the right amount of attitude. It's the perfect patch for jackets, backpacks, hats, tote bags, aprons, and anyone whose personality changes before lunch.</p>
<p>Measuring <strong>3.25 inches round</strong>, this embroidered patch features a heat-seal iron-on backing for easy application, or it can be sewn on for extra durability. A fun gift for food lovers, cooks, campers, bear fans, fans of Tobe Fonseca's artwork, and anyone who gets a little... hangry.</p> <BR><BR> UPC: 644256327650","https://p.sdrs.biz/a/accessories/18318.png"
1-LPT-18316,$7.99,"3.25"" x 3.25"" Patch","80","193",,"FONSECA, TOBE","I Choose Violence (Duck)",3.25,3.25,"<p>Some ducks quack. This one chooses violence. Created by artist <strong>Tobe Fonseca</strong>, this officially licensed <strong>""I Choose Violence"" embroidered patch</strong> features an adorably unhinged duck armed with a knife and absolutely no interest in peaceful conflict resolution. With detailed embroidery, bold colors, and darkly hilarious artwork, this patch is perfect for fans of sarcastic humor, mischievous animals, alternative art, and collectible patches that make people do a double take.</p>
<p>Measuring approximately <strong>3.25 inches round</strong>, this licensed <strong>Tobe Fonseca patch</strong> includes an iron-on backing for easy application to jackets, backpacks, vests, hats, tote bags, and battle jackets. Whether you're a collector of funny patches, weird art, duck-themed accessories, or just appreciate tiny feathered agents of chaos, this patch delivers maximum attitude in a surprisingly cute package.</p> <BR><BR> UPC: 644256260308","https://p.sdrs.biz/a/accessories/18316.jpg"
1-LPT-18103,$7.99,"3.75"" x 3.5"" Patch","80","199",,"FONSECA, TOBE","Kitten Nuggets (Cut Out to the Shape of the Design)",3.75,3.5,"<div class=""product-description"">
<h2>Kitten Nuggets Patch by Tobe Fonseca - 3.5"" x 3.75""</h2>
<p>
This officially licensed embroidered iron-on patch by Tobe Fonseca features an adorable fast-food box filled with nugget-shaped kittens,
complete with dipping sauce and a ""Kitten Nuggets"" label. It's the perfect mix of cute and clever.
</p>
<p>
Measuring 3.5"" tall by 3.75"" wide, this cut-out patch adds playful charm to jackets, backpacks, or fabric accessories.
A great choice for cat lovers, pun fans, and collectors of quirky art patches.
</p>
<p><em>Too cute to eat. Just right to wear.</em></p>
</div>","https://p.sdrs.biz/a/18103.jpg"
1-LPT-18106,$7.99,"3.5"" x 3.5"" Patch","80","193",,"FONSECA, TOBE","More Espresso, Less Depresso - Skeleton Drinking Coffee",3.5,3.5,"<div style=""font-family: Arial, sans-serif;"">
<h2>More Espresso Less Depresso Patch by Tobe Fonseca</h2>
<p>This 3.5 inch round embroidered patch features a cheerful skeleton who clearly had his double shot and is ready to take on the afterlife. Designed by Tobe Fonseca and officially licensed, this patch is perfect for coffee lovers, caffeine crusaders, and anyone who uses espresso as a personality trait.</p>
<p>Iron it on your jacket, bag, or apron and let the world know you are one latte away from smiling -- or screaming. The monochrome design and spooky-chic vibe make it a killer accessory for baristas, goths, and overly alert zombies.</p>
<p>Warning: This patch does not actually contain caffeine, but it might still wake up your style.</p>
<BR>UPC: 644256270406
</div>","https://p.sdrs.biz/a/18106.jpg"
1-LPT-18175,$7.99,"3.25"" x 3.25"" Patch","80",,,"FONSECA, TOBE","Professional Fast Food Eater - Panda Eating Pizza",3.25,3.25,,"https://p.sdrs.biz/a/accessories/18175.png"
1-LPT-18107,$7.99,"3"" x 3.5"" Patch","80",,,"FONSECA, TOBE","Puppycorn - Corgi Dog in Popcorn Bucket (Cut Out to the Shape of the Design)",3,3.5,"<p>This licensed embroidered iron-on patch by Tobe Fonseca features the cutest snack you never knew you needed - Puppy Corn! Measuring 3 inches wide by 3.5 inches tall, it shows an adorable corgi popping out of a bucket of popcorn like the buttery hero of movie night. Cut out and ready to apply, it is pure happiness with extra crunch.</p>
<p>Perfect for dog lovers, snack enthusiasts, or anyone who enjoys ridiculous levels of cute, this patch is a guaranteed conversation starter. Stick it on your jacket, bag, or hat and let everyone know you take your snacks and your style seriously. Popcorn is great, but Puppy Corn? Legendary.</p>","https://p.sdrs.biz/a/18107.jpg"
1-LPT-18193,$7.99,"2.75"" x 3.5"" Patch","80","193",,"FONSECA, TOBE","Satanic Cat",2.75,3.5,"<div class=""product-description"">
<h2>Tobe Fonseca Satanic Cat Patch</h2>
<p>
Add some darkly adorable energy to your style with this officially licensed patch by Tobe Fonseca. Featuring a mischievous purple cat with a pentagram, candles, and a glowing skull medallion, this design is equal parts cute and creepy.
</p>
<p>
The patch measures approximately 2.75 inches wide by 3.5 inches tall. It is cut out to the unique shape of the artwork, fully embroidered, and includes an iron-on backing for easy application to jackets, bags, or any fabric surface.
</p>
<p>
Perfect for fans of alternative, goth, or occult-inspired art, this patch brings playful darkness to any outfit or accessory.
</p>
</div>","https://p.sdrs.biz/a/accessories/18193.jpg"
1-LPT-18180,$7.99,"2.75"" x 3.75"" Patch","206","80",,"FONSECA, TOBE","The Coffee Tarot Card",2.75,3.75,"<h2>The Coffee Patch by Tobe Fonseca</h2>
<p>Bow down to the brew! This officially licensed embroidered patch by artist Tobe Fonseca is a glorious tribute to the most sacred part of your morning ritual - coffee. Measuring 2.75 inches wide by 3.785 inches tall, it features a triumphant hand raising a steaming mug like it's the holy grail, all set against a sky bursting with sunshine and caffeinated hope. It's not just a patch, it's a lifestyle.</p>
<p>Iron it onto your jacket, backpack, or the robe you wear to the kitchen at 6 a.m. - this patch is here to remind you (and everyone around you) who the real MVP is: the coffee. Durable, detailed, and just the right amount of dramatic, this patch is perfect for anyone who treats their first cup of the day like a religious experience.</p>","https://p.sdrs.biz/a/accessories/18180.png"
1-PTR-22182,$1.99,"2.125"" x 2.125"" Patch","80",,,"HAPPY FACE","Yellow Heart Eyes",2.125,2.125,"<br> UPC: 190153020168","https://p.sdrs.biz/a/22182.png"
1-LPX-57081,$14.99,"8"" x 8"" Patch","80",,,"K.C. GREEN","8"" This is Fine. - Dog Surrounded by Fire with Coffee",8,8,"<h3>This Is Fine Back Patch by K.C. Green</h3>
<p>Everything is totally under control... probably. This licensed embroidered and screenprinted back patch by K.C. Green features the viral ""This Is Fine"" dog calmly sipping coffee while the world burns around him. Measuring 8 inches by 8 inches, the design is both hilarious and painfully relatable, making it the ultimate accessory for jackets, vests, or bags.</p>
<p>Crafted with durable materials and a heat-seal backing, this patch can be ironed on or sewn for extra security. Perfect for fans of internet culture, dark humor, and anyone who has ever said ""this is fine"" while everything was clearly on fire.</p>
<BR>UPC: 644256258138","https://p.sdrs.biz/a/accessories/57081.png"
1-LPT-3588,$7.99,"3.25"" x 3.25"" Patch","215","80",,"K.C. GREEN","This is Fine - Cartoon Dog on Fire",3.25,3.25,"<div class=""product-description"">
<h2>This Is Fine Embroidered Iron-On Patch - 3.25"" Square</h2>
<p>Add a touch of humor and relatable chaos to your gear with this embroidered patch featuring the iconic ""This Is Fine"" dog calmly sipping coffee in a room full of flames.</p>
<p>Designed by K.C. Green, the artist behind the original comic, this patch captures the perfect mix of absurdity and acceptance.</p>
<p>Measuring 3.25"" square, it's great for jackets, backpacks, hats, or any fabric surface that could use a little comic relief.</p>
<p>Easy to apply with a standard household iron or heat press, and made with high-quality stitching for a durable, long-lasting finish.</p>
<p>A fun and expressive piece for meme lovers, collectors, or anyone who's ever smiled through the chaos.</p>
</div>","https://p.sdrs.biz/a/3588.jpg"
1-LPT-18176,$7.99,"3.25"" x 3.25"" Patch","80",,,"K.C. GREEN","This is Not Fine!! - Cartoon Dog on Fire Panicking",3.25,3.25,"<div class=""product-description"">
<h2>This Is Not Fine Patch by K.C. Green - 3.25""</h2>
<p>
This officially licensed 3.25"" embroidered patch features the chaotic counterpart to the internet-famous ""This is fine"" meme.
Created by cartoonist K.C. Green, this version captures full meltdown mode with bold stitching and expressive detail.
</p>
<p>
Perfect for jackets, backpacks, vests, or anywhere you want to scream into the void with style.
A must-have for fans of dark humor, internet culture, and indie comic art.
</p>
<p><em>Panic, embroidered.</em></p>
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1-PTR-20268,$2.99,"3.5"" x 1.75"" Patch","197","80",,"MEAN PEOPLE SUCK","""Mean People Suck"" Blue on Black",3.5,1.75,"<BR>UPC: 190153004847","https://p.sdrs.biz/a/20268.png"
1-PTR-20264,$2.99,"3.5"" x 1.75"" Patch","197","80",,"MEAN PEOPLE SUCK","""Mean People Suck"" Green on Black",3.5,1.75,"<BR>UPC: 190153004816","https://p.sdrs.biz/a/20264.png"
1-PTR-20266,$2.99,"3.75"" x 2"" Patch","197","80",,"MEAN PEOPLE SUCK","""Mean People Suck"" Purple on Black",3.75,2,"<BR>UPC: 190153004823","https://p.sdrs.biz/a/20266.png"
1-PTR-20271,$2.99,"3.75"" x 2"" Patch","197","80",,"MEAN PEOPLE SUCK","""Mean People Suck"" Red on Black",3.75,2,"<BR>UPC: 190153008241","https://p.sdrs.biz/a/20271.png"
1-PTR-9395,$2.99,"3.5"" x 1.75"" Patch","197","80",,"MEAN PEOPLE SUCK","""Mean People Suck"" White on Black",3.5,1.75,"<BR>UPC: 190153001044","https://p.sdrs.biz/a/9395.png"
1-PTR-20265,$2.99,"3.5"" x 1.75"" Patch","197","80",,"MEAN PEOPLE SUCK","""Mean People Suck"" Yellow on Black",3.5,1.75,"<BR>UPC: 190153004809","https://p.sdrs.biz/a/20265.png"
1-LPT-18172,$7.99,"3"" x 3.75"" Patch","80",,,"RHODES, STEVEN","Back On My Bullshit - Cowboy on Horse (Cut Out to the Shape of the Design)",3,3.75,"<div class=""product-description"">
<h2>Back on My Bullshit Patch by Steven Rhodes - 3"" x 3.75""</h2>
<p>This embroidered and screen-printed iron-on patch features Steven Rhodes' signature vintage-style humor, with a wild west twist. A cowgirl rides a bucking horse with pistols raised and the phrase ""Back on My Bullshit"" stitched boldly across the design.</p>
<p>Measuring 3"" wide by 3.75"" tall, the patch is cut to the shape of the artwork and made with detailed embroidery and full-color screen printing.</p>
<p>Perfect for jackets, backpacks, or vests, and easy to apply with a household iron or heat press.</p>
<p>Officially licensed Steven Rhodes merchandise.</p>
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1-LPT-18173,$7.99,"3"" x 3.5"" Patch","80",,,"RHODES, STEVEN","Casual Friday - Alien, Devil and Grim Reaper Dressed Casually (Cut Out to the Shape of the Design)",3,3.5,"<div class=""product-description"">
<h2>Casual Friday Patch by Steven Rhodes - 3.5"" x 3""</h2>
<p>
This officially licensed patch by Steven Rhodes features a hilarious trio - an alien, the devil, and the grim reaper -
dressed down for Casual Friday. The design combines bold embroidery with detailed screen printing for maximum impact.
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<p>
Measuring 3.5"" tall by 3"" wide, this patch is perfect for jackets, backpacks, vests, or anywhere you want to show off some dark humor and retro vibes.
A must-have for fans of offbeat art, workplace satire, and Rhodes' cult-favorite style.
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<p><em>Dress code: weird. Mood: unbothered.</em></p>
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