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Sku,Price,Format,Condition,Cutout,Category1,Category2,Category3,"Artist","Title","Description"
6-EMI-32327-2,9.98,CD,New,False,80,,,"GROSS, MARK","Meet Mark Gross (explicit)",
6-COL-32411-3,9.98,8-Track,New,False,80,195,,"FIRESIGN THEATRE","How Time Flies",
6-CASH-6000-3,9.98,8-Track,New,False,80,195,,"GOODMAN, DICKIE","Mr. Jaws And Other Fables",
6-BRUT-6600-3,9.98,8-Track,New,False,80,121,195,"KLEIN, ROBERT","Mind Over Matter","THE FINAL RECORD OFFER / FRED CAPOSSELLA / FEMININE/MASCULINE / 100% UNDETECTABLE HAIRPIECE / CRIME & PUNISHMENT / JACQUES COUSTEAU / JUERGEN'S MYASTHENIA / MYSTICISM / THE BORSCHT BELT / OUR HEROS / THE NATIONAL ANTHEM / OIL / ON THE ROAD / TEST ON THIS / GRAFFITI / * NO NEWS NEWS (MILTON LEWIS) / WALLOWING IN WATERGATE / GREED & JEOPARDY / THE TED MACK AMATEUR HOUR / IN PRAISE OF THE HARMONICA / OBLIGATORY DRUG BIT: FIRST TIME STONED / ""MIND OVER MATTER""."
6-BBY-6018-3,9.98,8-Track,New,False,95,80,,"STEVENS, RAY","Very Best Of",
6-ARC-69790-12,7.98,CD,Very Good,False,83,182,80,"SOUNDTRACK (O.S.T.)","Chef Aid: The South Park Album O.T.V. (explicit)","PRIMUS: SOUTH PARK THEME / THE CRYSTAL METHOD w/ OZZY OSBOURNE, DMX, 'OL DIRTY BASTARD, & FUZZBUBBLE: NOWHERE TO RUN (VAPOR TRAIL) / CHEF: CHOCOLATE SALTY BALLS (P.S. I LOVE YOU) / RANCID: BRAD LOGAN / ERIC CARTMAN: COME SAIL AWAY / MASTER P: KENNY'S DEAD / CHEF: SIMULTANEOUS / MASE, PUFFY, LIL' KIM, & SYSTEM OF A DOWN: WILL THEY DIE 4 YOU / PERRY FARRELL & D.V.D.A.: HOT LAVA / WYCLEF JEAN FEAT. STAN, KYLE, CARTMAN, & KENNY: BUBBLEGOOSE / CHEF: NO SUBSTITUTE / ELTON JOHN: WAKE UP WENDY / MOUSSE T. VS. HOT 'N' JUICY: HORNY / DEVO: HUBOON STOMP / RICK JAMES & IKE TURNER: LOVE GRAVY / NED GERBLANSKY: FEEL LIKE MAKIN' LOVE / WEEN: THE RAINBOW / CHEF, MEAT LOAF, & MEREDITH BAXTER-BIRNEY: TONIGHT IS RIGHT FOR LOVE / JOE STRUMMER: IT'S A ROCKIN' WORLD / PRIMUS: MEPHISTO AND KEVIN / VITRO FEAT. THE CAST OF SOUTH PARK: METALLY DULL (THINK TANK REMIX)."
NUMBER,PRICE,"FORMAT","CATEGORY1","CATEGORY2","CATEGORY3","ARTIST","TITLE",WIDTH,HEIGHT,"DESCRIPTION","IMAGE"
1-KEC-10269,$2.99,"1.5"" x 1.5"" Key Ring (Keychain, Keyring)","80","198",,"EVERYTHING ELSE - Funny, Humor, Slogans, Weird Stuff & Misc. Random Goodness!","I'm Not Old, I'm Vintage",1.5,1.5,"<p>This hilarious keychain is here to set the record straight - you're not old, you're vintage. Featuring a retro vinyl record design and the cheeky phrase ""I'm Not Old I'm Vintage,"" this 1.5 inch round charm keeps your keys together while keeping your sense of humor intact. The charm measures 1.5 inches across, with a 1-1/16 inch key ring and a 1-5/8 inch chain. Proudly made in the USA, because classic never goes out of style.</p>
<p>Perfect for music lovers, record collectors, and anyone who has aged like fine wine (or at least thinks so). Makes a great gift for birthdays, retirements, or just to roast a friend with style.</p>
<p>Clip it on, show it off, and remember - vintage is priceless.</p>","https://p.sdrs.biz/a/accessories/10269.jpg"
1-KEC-10266,$2.99,"1.5"" x 1.5"" Key Ring (Keychain, Keyring)","121","80","206","EVERYTHING ELSE - Funny, Humor, Slogans, Weird Stuff & Misc. Random Goodness!","I Love Tacos (with heart)",1.5,1.5,"<p>Declare your devotion to tacos loud and proud with this legendary ""I Love Tacos"" keychain. Whether it's Tuesday or just a random craving at 2 a.m., this little beauty has your back (and your keys).</p>
<p>The round keychain charm measures 1.5"" across - perfectly sized to fit in your pocket without taking up valuable taco space. The attached ring is 1-1/16"" wide, and the chain adds another 1-5/8"" of dangling dedication to your favorite food group.</p>
<p>Perfect for taco lovers, late-night snackers, guac enthusiasts, or anyone who knows that salsa is a lifestyle. Get one for your keys, your bag, your friend who always orders extra hot sauce, or your car - because every good taco deserves a ride.</p>","https://p.sdrs.biz/a/accessories/10266.png"
NUMBER,PRICE,"FORMAT","CATEGORY1","CATEGORY2","CATEGORY3","ARTIST","TITLE",WIDTH,HEIGHT,"DESCRIPTION","IMAGE"
1-SEW-42086,$1.25,"2.75"" x 2.75"" Patch","85","106","80","HAPPY FACE","Straight Face",2.75,2.75,,"https://p.sdrs.biz/a/42086.png"
1-SEW-42082,$1.99,"3.5"" x 4.5"" Patch","121","80","98","EVERYTHING ELSE - Funny, Humor, Slogans, Weird Stuff & Misc. Random Goodness!","HATE",3.5,4.5,,"https://p.sdrs.biz/a/42082.png"
1-PTR-9933,$3.98,"3.375"" x 1.875"" Patch","199","204","80","ANIMALS AND SUCH","Eat - Sleep and Go Fishing (Oval Logo with Striped Bass Fish)",3.375,1.875,,"https://p.sdrs.biz/a/9933.jpg"
1-PTR-9619,$3.49,"3"" x 2.625"" Patch","65","199","80","CHIHUAHUA","Chihuahua",3,2.625,,"https://p.sdrs.biz/a/a9/6/9619.gif"
1-PTR-9398,$3.49,"4.875"" x 2"" Patch","197","80",,"EVERYTHING ELSE - Funny, Humor, Slogans, Weird Stuff & Misc. Random Goodness!","Fukengruven (with stick figure)",4.875,2,,"https://p.sdrs.biz/a/a9/3/9398.gif"
1-PTR-9395,$2.49,"3.5"" x 1.75"" Patch","197","80",,"MEAN PEOPLE SUCK","""Mean People Suck"" White on Black",3.5,1.75,,"https://p.sdrs.biz/a/9395.png"
1-PTR-89353,$5.98,"3.5"" x 3.5"" Patch","121","80",,"EVERYTHING ELSE - Funny, Humor, Slogans, Weird Stuff & Misc. Random Goodness!","Shit Could Be Worse (heart)",3.5,3.5,"<p>Add a dose of humor and honesty to your collection with this embroidered heart patch that says ""Shit Could Be Worse."" Measuring 3.5 inches by 3.5 inches, this cut out iron on patch features a light orange border, colorful flowers inside, and bold yellow cursive lettering that gets the point across with style. Perfect for anyone who loves a little sarcasm stitched into their gear.</p>
<p>Durable and easy to apply, this patch is great for jackets, backpacks, tote bags, or hats. Whether you're embracing the chaos of life or just need a funny reminder not to take things too seriously, this patch keeps it real while still looking cute.</p>","https://p.sdrs.biz/a/accessories/89353.png"
1-PTR-89347,$5.98,"3.13"" x 2.13"" Patch","199","76","80","ANIMALS AND SUCH","Sophie the Pomchi Dog in Tutu",3.13,2.13,"<div class=""product"">
<h2>Pomeranian Chihuahua Dancer in Pink Tutu Iron-On Patch</h2>
<p>Meet Sophie the Pomchi ballerina! This embroidered <strong>Pomeranian Chihuahua patch</strong> shows Sophie dressed in her pink tutu, ready to twirl, prance, and steal the spotlight. Just like the real Sophie - who adores prancing around, snacking on chicken jerky, and flopping on her back with her belly up in the air - this patch is full of playful charm and big personality.</p>
<p>Measuring 2.13 inches wide by 3.13 inches tall, this cut-out iron-on patch is durable, easy to apply, and perfect for jackets, backpacks, tote bags, or dance gear. Add Sophie the tutu dancer to your collection with this <strong>cute dog patch</strong> that brings fun, flair, and a little Pomchi attitude everywhere it goes.</p>
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1-PTR-89315,$6.99,"4"" x 1.25"" Patch","80","95",,"EVERYTHING ELSE - Funny, Humor, Slogans, Weird Stuff & Misc. Random Goodness!","Gun with Bang Flag (Cut Out to the Shape of the Design)",4,1.25,"<p>
Add a little cartoon mischief to your style with this embroidered cut-out patch featuring a classic revolver firing a ""BANG"" flag. Measuring 4 inches wide by 1.25 inches tall, it is the perfect mix of vintage humor and playful attitude.
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This patch is easy to apply with a hot iron and great for jackets, bags, vests, or anywhere you want to make a statement without making a sound. A fun addition for fans of retro comics, slapstick style, or ironic flair.
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1-PTR-89111,$5.98,"2.75"" x 3.25"" Patch","199","86","80","ANIMALS AND SUCH","Kitty Cat Wearing a Tiara (Cut Out to the Shape of the Design)",2.75,3.25,"<br> UPC: 190153014525","https://p.sdrs.biz/a/89111.png"
1-PTR-89109,$5.98,"2.375"" x 3"" Patch","199","198","80","ANIMALS AND SUCH","Giraffe Wearing Headphones (Cut Out to the Shape of the Design)",2.375,3,"<br> UPC: 190153014549","https://p.sdrs.biz/a/89109.png"
1-PTR-6197,$3.49,"2.5"" x 3"" Patch","80","68",,"EVERYTHING ELSE - Funny, Humor, Slogans, Weird Stuff & Misc. Random Goodness!","I'm A Fuckin' Genius",2.5,3,,"https://p.sdrs.biz/a/a6/1/6197.gif"
1-PTR-6096,$3.98,"3"" x 3"" Patch","80","106","121","EVERYTHING ELSE - Funny, Humor, Slogans, Weird Stuff & Misc. Random Goodness!","69 (Black & White)",3,3,,"https://p.sdrs.biz/a/a6/0/6096.gif"
1-PTR-58098,$5.99,"3.25"" x 3.25"" Patch","121","80",,"EVERYTHING ELSE - Funny, Humor, Slogans, Weird Stuff & Misc. Random Goodness!","FAFO (Green/Tan)",3.25,3.25,"<div>
<p>Say it like you mean it with our 3.25 inch round FAFO patch - short for ""Fuck Around and Find Out."" This bold embroidered design features a tan background with olive green text and star accents, making it the perfect statement piece for jackets, vests, backpacks, or tactical gear.</p>
<p>Built for durability and impact, this iron-on patch is ideal for anyone who wants their message loud and clear. Whether you are embracing your fearless attitude, showing your no-nonsense side, or simply love tough military-inspired style, this patch gets the point across instantly.</p>
<p>UPC: 190153057072</p>
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1-PTR-58059,$5.99,"3.38"" x 3.5"" Patch","199","80",,"ANIMALS AND SUCH","Foxy Nerd - Fox in Glasses (Cut Out to the Shape of the Design)",3.38,3.5,"<div class=""product-description"">
<h2>Foxy Nerd Embroidered Iron-On Patch - 3.38"" x 3.5""</h2>
<p>Show off your clever side with this embroidered iron-on patch featuring a stylish red fox in glasses and a banner that reads ""Foxy Nerd.""</p>
<p>Measuring 3.38"" wide by 3.5"" tall, it is the perfect accessory for backpacks, jackets, vests, or any fabric surface that needs a smart and playful upgrade.</p>
<p>Made with high-quality stitching and easy to apply using a household iron or heat press for a secure, long-lasting hold.</p>
<p>A fun and bold way to embrace your nerdy charm with a little fox flair.</p>
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1-PTR-43075,$3.49,"3"" x 3"" Patch","80","121","213","EVERYTHING ELSE - Funny, Humor, Slogans, Weird Stuff & Misc. Random Goodness!","No Bullshit",3,3,"<BR><BR>UPC: 190153025217<BR>","https://p.sdrs.biz/a/43075.png"
1-PTR-43064,$2.99,"2.5"" x 2"" Patch","199","80",,"ANIMALS AND SUCH","Red Plaid Piggy Bank with Penny (Cut Out to the Shape of the Design)",2.5,2,,"https://p.sdrs.biz/a/43064.png"
1-PTR-39258,$4.98,"3.63"" x 2.25"" Patch","213","80","195","EVERYTHING ELSE - Funny, Humor, Slogans, Weird Stuff & Misc. Random Goodness!","Broken Bone Club",3.63,2.25,"<div class=""product-description"">
<h2>Broken Bone Club Vintage Patch</h2>
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Join the club with this vintage 1970s reproduction embroidered cut-out iron-on patch. Measuring 3.63 inches wide by 2.25 inches tall, this bright yellow and gray design features the classic Broken Bone Club graphic with a pair of fractured bones and bold text. Perfect for jackets, backpacks, or vests, it's a fun and nostalgic way to show a little humor about life's bumps and bruises.
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Easy to apply and made to last, this high-quality embroidered patch brings retro style and personality to any outfit or gear. Grab yours today and proudly display your membership in the Broken Bone Club.
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1-PTR-39189,$4.98,"2.625"" x 3.125"" Patch","206","80","126","EVERYTHING ELSE - Funny, Humor, Slogans, Weird Stuff & Misc. Random Goodness!","Mug of Beer",2.625,3.125,,"https://p.sdrs.biz/a/39189.png"
1-PTR-22182,$1.99,"2.125"" x 2.125"" Patch","80",,,"HAPPY FACE","Yellow Heart Eyes",2.125,2.125,"<br> UPC: 190153020168","https://p.sdrs.biz/a/22182.png"
1-PTR-22091,$3.98,"2"" x 2.25"" Patch","121","80","98","EVERYTHING ELSE - Funny, Humor, Slogans, Weird Stuff & Misc. Random Goodness!","Fuck You Very Much (white on black)",2,2.25,"<p>This embroidered iron on patch measures 2 inches wide by 2.25 inches tall and delivers a bold and funny statement. The black background with crisp white stitching makes it stand out on jackets, backpacks, or vests. Perfect for anyone with a sharp sense of humor who likes their accessories to speak louder than words.</p>
<p>Easy to apply with heat or sew on for extra durability, this patch is a fun way to customize your gear and show off your personality. Whether you are into punk, alt style, or just love novelty patches, this piece adds a touch of attitude to any collection.</p>","https://p.sdrs.biz/a/22091.gif"
1-PTR-20285,$2.49,"4.13"" x 2"" Patch","197","80",,"EVERYTHING ELSE - Funny, Humor, Slogans, Weird Stuff & Misc. Random Goodness!","Bad Hair Life (Green on Black)",4.13,2,"<br> UPC: 190153012590","https://p.sdrs.biz/a/20285.png"
1-PTR-20284,$2.49,"4.13"" x 2"" Patch","197","80",,"EVERYTHING ELSE - Funny, Humor, Slogans, Weird Stuff & Misc. Random Goodness!","Bad Hair Life (Blue on Black)",4.13,2,"<br> UPC: 190153012606","https://p.sdrs.biz/a/20284.png"
1-PTR-20283,$2.49,"3.5"" x 2"" Patch","80","197",,"EVERYTHING ELSE - Funny, Humor, Slogans, Weird Stuff & Misc. Random Goodness!","ALL PEOPLE SUCK (Green Writing on Black)",3.5,2,"<br> UPC: 190153012613","https://p.sdrs.biz/a/20283.png"
1-PTR-20275,$2.49,"4"" x 1.75"" Patch","121","80","106","EVERYTHING ELSE - Funny, Humor, Slogans, Weird Stuff & Misc. Random Goodness!","LOW LIFE (white on black)",4,1.75,"UPC: 190153012712","https://p.sdrs.biz/a/20275.png"
1-PTR-20273,$2.49,"3.75"" x 1.75"" Patch","197","80",,"EVERYTHING ELSE - Funny, Humor, Slogans, Weird Stuff & Misc. Random Goodness!","Lean People Suck! (Green on Black)",3.75,1.75,"(Mean People Suck Parody) <br> UPC: 190153012729","https://p.sdrs.biz/a/20273.png"
1-PTR-20272,$2.49,"3.75"" x 1.75"" Patch","197","80",,"EVERYTHING ELSE - Funny, Humor, Slogans, Weird Stuff & Misc. Random Goodness!","Lean People Suck! (Red on Black)",3.75,1.75,"(Mean People Suck Parody) <br> UPC: 190153012705","https://p.sdrs.biz/a/20272.png"
1-PTR-20271,$2.49,"3.75"" x 2"" Patch","197","80",,"MEAN PEOPLE SUCK","""Mean People Suck"" Red on Black",3.75,2,,"https://p.sdrs.biz/a/20271.png"
1-PTR-20268,$2.49,"3.5"" x 1.75"" Patch","197","80",,"MEAN PEOPLE SUCK","""Mean People Suck"" Blue on Black",3.5,1.75,,"https://p.sdrs.biz/a/20268.png"
1-PTR-20266,$2.49,"3.75"" x 2"" Patch","197","80",,"MEAN PEOPLE SUCK","""Mean People Suck"" Purple on Black",3.75,2,,"https://p.sdrs.biz/a/20266.png"
1-PTR-20265,$2.49,"3.5"" x 1.75"" Patch","197","80",,"MEAN PEOPLE SUCK","""Mean People Suck"" Yellow on Black",3.5,1.75,,"https://p.sdrs.biz/a/20265.png"
1-PTR-20264,$2.49,"3.5"" x 1.75"" Patch","197","80",,"MEAN PEOPLE SUCK","""Mean People Suck"" Green on Black",3.5,1.75,,"https://p.sdrs.biz/a/20264.png"
1-PTR-20259,$2.49,"3.625"" x 2"" Patch","121","80",,"EVERYTHING ELSE - Funny, Humor, Slogans, Weird Stuff & Misc. Random Goodness!","Freak! (Yellow on Black)",3.625,2,,"https://p.sdrs.biz/a/20259.png"
1-PTR-20258,$2.49,"3.25"" x 3"" Patch","80","205",,"ALIENS, MISC.","Aliens in Orange Car (Bug) ** LTD QTY**",3.25,3,,"https://p.sdrs.biz/a/20258.jpg"
1-PTR-20199,$2.49,"4.125"" x 2"" Patch","121","80",,"EVERYTHING ELSE - Funny, Humor, Slogans, Weird Stuff & Misc. Random Goodness!","Bad Attitude (Green on Black)",4.125,2,"UPC: 844568046625","https://p.sdrs.biz/a/20199.gif"
1-PTR-20198,$2.49,"4.125"" x 2"" Patch","121","80",,"EVERYTHING ELSE - Funny, Humor, Slogans, Weird Stuff & Misc. Random Goodness!","Bad Attitude (Blue on Black)",4.125,2,"<br> UPC: 844568046618","https://p.sdrs.biz/a/20198.gif"
1-PTR-20195,$2.49,"3.375"" x 1.75"" Patch","121","80","110","PARENTAL ADVISORY","Parental Advisory Explicit Lyrics (Dark Purple on Black)",3.375,1.75,,"https://p.sdrs.biz/a/20195.jpg"
1-PTR-20194,$2.49,"3.5"" x 2"" Patch","197","80",,"EVERYTHING ELSE - Funny, Humor, Slogans, Weird Stuff & Misc. Random Goodness!","ALL PEOPLE SUCK (purple writing on black)",3.5,2,"<br> UPC: 844568046410","https://p.sdrs.biz/a/20194.gif"
1-PTR-20193,$2.49,"3.5"" x 2"" Patch","80","197",,"EVERYTHING ELSE - Funny, Humor, Slogans, Weird Stuff & Misc. Random Goodness!","ALL PEOPLE SUCK (yellow writing on black)",3.5,2,"<br> UPC: 844568046403","https://p.sdrs.biz/a/20193.gif"
1-PTR-20182,$2.49,"4.375"" x 2"" Patch","197","80",,"EVERYTHING ELSE - Funny, Humor, Slogans, Weird Stuff & Misc. Random Goodness!","Nice People Swallow (red on black)",4.375,2,,"https://p.sdrs.biz/a/20182.gif"
1-PTR-20181,$2.49,"3.375"" x 2"" Patch","80","197",,"EVERYTHING ELSE - Funny, Humor, Slogans, Weird Stuff & Misc. Random Goodness!","All People Suck (Blue on Black)",3.375,2,"<br> UPC: 844568046342","https://p.sdrs.biz/a/20181.gif"
1-PTR-20176,$2.49,"4.25"" x 2"" Patch","121","80","106","EVERYTHING ELSE - Funny, Humor, Slogans, Weird Stuff & Misc. Random Goodness!","LOSER (Yellow on Black)",4.25,2,,"https://p.sdrs.biz/a/20176.gif"
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