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Sku,Price,Format,Condition,Cutout,Category1,Category2,Category3,"Artist","Title","Description"
6-LID-1001-3,9.98,8-Track,New,False,80,195,,"WILSON, FLIP / GERALDINE","Don't Fight The Feeling",
6-GNP-2103-1,9.98,Vinyl,New,False,80,195,,"WARREN, RUSTY","Bottoms Up (explicit)",
6-GNP-2081-1,9.98,Vinyl,New,False,80,195,,"WARREN, RUSTY","Lays It On The Line!",
6-GNP-2088-1,9.98,Vinyl,New,False,80,195,,"WARREN, RUSTY","Knockers Up! '76",
6-VIR-44879-12,7.98,CD,Very Good,False,80,197,,"WAINWRIGHT, LOUDON-III","Little Ship",
6-RNOR-70199-1,14.98,Vinyl,New,False,90,80,83,"V.A. - Various Artists","Rerun Rock: Superstars Sing Television Themes","All celebrity voices impersonated. All selections performed in the ""style"" of artist indicated. RAP STYLE- (The ballad of) Gilligan's Island * BOB DYLAN- The Patty Duke Theme (""Cousins"") * ELVIS PRESLEY- Casper The Friendly Ghost * THE CARS- The Yogi Bear Song * LED ZEPPELIN- George Of The Jungle * FRANK SINATRA- The Addams Family * MICHAEL JACKSON- Rawhide * JIMI HENDRIX- I Married Joan * JAMES BROWN- The Brady Bunch * BRUCE SPRINGSTEEN- Bedrock Rap-(Meet) The Flinstones."
6-RNOR-70704-1,19.98,Vinyl,New,False,80,194,,"V.A. - Various Artists","Best Of Comic Relief, Vol. 1","BILLY CRYSTAL * WHOPPI GOLDBERG * ROBIN WILLIAMS * GARY SHANDLING * HENERY YOUNGMAN * HAROLD RAMIS * CATHERINE O'HARA * MARTIN SHORT * CARL REINER * SID CEASAR * MICHEAL KEATON * GEORGE CARLIN * GILDA RADNER * MARY GROSS * LARAINE NEWMAN * GEORGE WENDT * JOH LOVITZ * HOWIE MANDEL * PAUL RODRIGUEZ * DENNIS MILLER * BOBCAT GODTHWAIT * DICK GREGORY."
6-RNOR-70187-1,10.98,Vinyl,New,True,114,80,106,"V.A. - Various Artists","Golden Throats: The Great Celebrity Sing Off","LEONARD NIMOY: PROUD MARY (3:18) / SEBASTIAN CABOT: IT AIN'T ME BABE (1:57) / EDDIE ALBERT: BLOWIN' IN THE WIND (3:46) / WILLIAM SHATNER: LUCY IN THE SKY WITH DIAMONDS (2:59) / NOEL HARRISON: A WHITER SHADE OF PALE (2:56) / FRANKIE RANDALL: I CAN SEE FOR MILES (2:34) / JACK WEBB: TRY A LITTLE TENDERNESS (2:42) / MAE WEST: TWIST AND SHOUT (2:40) / ANDY GRIFFITH: HOUSE OF THE RISING SUN (2:41) / WILLIAM SHATNER: MR. TAMBOURINE MAN (3:26) / JIM NABORS: YOU ARE THE SUNSHINE OF MY LIFE (3:10) / SEBASTIAN CABOT: LIKE A ROLLING STONE (2:54) / JOEL GREY: WHITE ROOM (2:50) / LEONARD NIMOY: IF I HAD A HAMMER (2:07)."
6-ISL-9698-11,11.98,Vinyl,Like New,False,90,80,194,"V.A. - Various Artists","Secret Policeman's Other Ball: The Music","STING: Roxanne (3:06) / Message In A Bottle (3:44) / ERIC CLAPTON & JEFF BECK: 'Cause We've Ended Up As Lovers (3:47) / Farther Up The Road (4:46) / Crossroads (4:15) / BOB GELDOF & JOHNNY FINGERS: I Don't Like Mondays (4:54) / PHIL COLLINS feat. DARYL STUERMER: In The Air Tonight (5:10) / The Roof Is Leaking (3:34) / DONOVAN: The Universal Soldier (3:00) / Catch The Wind (2:32) / THE SECRET POLICE: I Shall Be Released (9:20)."
6-RNOR-70707-1,18.98,Vinyl,New,False,80,194,,"V.A. - Various Artists","Best Of Comic Relief, Vol. 2","ELAYNE BOOSLER * DUDLEY MOORE & PETER COOK * BOBCAT GOLDTHWAIT * LOUIE ANDERSON * PAUL RISER * ROSEANNE BARR * PAUL RODRIGUEZ * STEVEN WRIGHT * RICHARD LEWIS * MARSHA WARFIELD * ROBIN WILLIAMS."
6-RN-72272-12,5.98,CD,Good,False,95,80,197,"STEVENS, RAY","Everything Is Beautiful",
6-MCA-5517-1,6.98,Vinyl,New,False,95,80,194,"STEVENS, RAY","He Thinks He's Ray Stevens",
6-PAZZ-081-12,4.98,CD,Acceptable,False,95,77,80,"STEVENS, RAY","Misty",
6-MCA-42020-1,4.98,Vinyl,New,False,95,80,194,"STEVENS, RAY","Crackin' Up!",
6-MCA-42062-1,6.98,Vinyl,New,False,95,80,194,"STEVENS, RAY","Greatest Hits, Vol. 2",
6-MCA-5795-1,6.99,Vinyl,New,False,95,80,194,"STEVENS, RAY","Surely You Joust",
6-BBY-6018-3,9.98,8-Track,New,False,95,80,,"STEVENS, RAY","Very Best Of",
6-ARC-69790-12,7.98,CD,Very Good,False,83,182,80,"SOUNDTRACK (O.S.T.)","Chef Aid: The South Park Album O.T.V. (explicit)","PRIMUS: SOUTH PARK THEME / THE CRYSTAL METHOD w/ OZZY OSBOURNE, DMX, 'OL DIRTY BASTARD, & FUZZBUBBLE: NOWHERE TO RUN (VAPOR TRAIL) / CHEF: CHOCOLATE SALTY BALLS (P.S. I LOVE YOU) / RANCID: BRAD LOGAN / ERIC CARTMAN: COME SAIL AWAY / MASTER P: KENNY'S DEAD / CHEF: SIMULTANEOUS / MASE, PUFFY, LIL' KIM, & SYSTEM OF A DOWN: WILL THEY DIE 4 YOU / PERRY FARRELL & D.V.D.A.: HOT LAVA / WYCLEF JEAN FEAT. STAN, KYLE, CARTMAN, & KENNY: BUBBLEGOOSE / CHEF: NO SUBSTITUTE / ELTON JOHN: WAKE UP WENDY / MOUSSE T. VS. HOT 'N' JUICY: HORNY / DEVO: HUBOON STOMP / RICK JAMES & IKE TURNER: LOVE GRAVY / NED GERBLANSKY: FEEL LIKE MAKIN' LOVE / WEEN: THE RAINBOW / CHEF, MEAT LOAF, & MEREDITH BAXTER-BIRNEY: TONIGHT IS RIGHT FOR LOVE / JOE STRUMMER: IT'S A ROCKIN' WORLD / PRIMUS: MEPHISTO AND KEVIN / VITRO FEAT. THE CAST OF SOUTH PARK: METALLY DULL (THINK TANK REMIX)."
6-SIRE-25835-12,4.98,CD,Acceptable,False,83,90,80,"SOUNDTRACK (O.S.T.)","Earth Girls Are Easy","DARYL HALL & JOHN OATES: LOVE TRAIN / ROYALTY: BABY GONNA SHAKE / IFORMANTION SOCIETY: HIT ME / JILL JONES: GROUND YOU WALK ON / N: EARTH GIRLS ARE EASY / B-52'S: * SHAKE THAT COSMIC THING (OR JUST ""COSMIC THING""???) / DEPECHE MODE: ROUTE 66 / JESUS & MARY CHAIN: WHO DO YOU LOVE / STEWART COPELAND: THROB / JULIE BROWN: BRAND NEW WORLD / JULIE BROWN: 'CAUSE I'M A BLONDE."
6-RNOR-70188-1,9.98,Vinyl,New,False,80,194,,"SMOTHERS BROTHERS","Sibling Revelry",
6-DER-844147-4,9.98,Cassette,New,False,80,106,114,"PICKETT, BOBBY ""BORIS""","Original Monster Mash, The",
6-SUBP-737-12,5.98,CD,Good,False,80,121,,"OSWALT, PATTON","Werewolves And Lollipops (+ Bonus DVD) (explicit)",
6-WB-3392-3,9.98,8-Track,New,False,80,195,,"MARTIN, STEVE","Comedy Is Not Pretty",
6-WB-3238-3,9.98,8-Track,New,False,80,195,,"MARTIN, STEVE","Wild And Crazy Guy, A","I'M FEELIN' IT / PHILOSOPHY/RELIGION/COLLEGE/LANGUAGE / CREATIVITY ACTION/I'M IN THE MOOD FOR LOVE / WILD AND CRAZY GUY / CHARITABLE KIND OF GUY / AN EXPOSE / CAT HANDCUFFS / YOU NAIVE AMERICANS / MY REAL NAME / KING TUT."
6-GRC-10014-3,9.98,8-Track,New,False,95,80,,"LONZO & OSCAR","Traces Of Life",
6-BRUT-6001-3,9.98,8-Track,New,False,80,121,195,"KLEIN, ROBERT","Child Of The 50's, A","CIVIL DEFENSE (NO TALKING) / PUBLIC SCHOOL / SCHOOL LUNCH / THE SEX IMPULSE / ""FABULOUS 50'S"" / SUBSTITUTE SCHOOL TEACHER / STARTING YOUR CAR / F.M. DISC JOCKEY / NEW YORK CITY ANIMALS / ALL NIGHT GROCERIES / THE PANHANDLER / THE FOREIGNER / PUBLIC SERVICE COMMERCIALS / MY LITTLE MARGIE / COMMERCIALS / OUR GANG / MUSICAL INSTRUMENTS / ATHLETICS / WORDS / MY LAST MOVIE / CHILDHOOD MYTH / ""MIDDLE CLASS EDUCATED BLUES"" / SCHOOL ASSEMBLY / JAMES ABRAM GARFIELD."
6-BRUT-6600-3,9.98,8-Track,New,False,80,121,195,"KLEIN, ROBERT","Mind Over Matter","THE FINAL RECORD OFFER / FRED CAPOSSELLA / FEMININE/MASCULINE / 100% UNDETECTABLE HAIRPIECE / CRIME & PUNISHMENT / JACQUES COUSTEAU / JUERGEN'S MYASTHENIA / MYSTICISM / THE BORSCHT BELT / OUR HEROS / THE NATIONAL ANTHEM / OIL / ON THE ROAD / TEST ON THIS / GRAFFITI / * NO NEWS NEWS (MILTON LEWIS) / WALLOWING IN WATERGATE / GREED & JEOPARDY / THE TED MACK AMATEUR HOUR / IN PRAISE OF THE HARMONICA / OBLIGATORY DRUG BIT: FIRST TIME STONED / ""MIND OVER MATTER""."
6-UPRR-3779-12,6.98,CD,Like New,True,80,197,,"KENNEDY, SCOTT / KEVIN MAYE","Gay Comedy Jam: 'Freedom Tour' Live (explicit)","1. BOB SMITH / 2. KEVIN MAYE / 3. SCOTT KENNEDY / 4. BONUS TRACK"
6-ANTI-86689-12,6.99,CD,Very Good,False,80,121,,"IZZARD, EDDIE","Circle",
6-EMI-32327-2,9.98,CD,New,False,80,,,"GROSS, MARK","Meet Mark Gross (explicit)",
6-CASH-6000-3,9.98,8-Track,New,False,80,195,,"GOODMAN, DICKIE","Mr. Jaws And Other Fables",
6-RN-PD-650-1,14.98,Vinyl,New,False,122,106,80,"GEFILTE JOE & THE FISH","Hanukah Rocks!","This is a vintage Gefilte Joe & The Fish ""Hanukah Rocks!"" star-shaped record! It was produced by Rhino Records in 1981, RNEP-650. It is NEW and comes in its original bag! Although it's hilarious for the promo label on the front that declares them 'THE WORLD'S ONLY SENIOR CITIZEN JEWISH ROCK BAND"" - this record's appeal is due to it's unique shape! This will look great on the wall of a music-lover's house during Hanukkah! This record is incredibly hard to find, and was discontinued OVER 20 YEARS AGO!!
Track Listings Include:
Hanukah Rocks / Walk on the Kosher Side / Zatzoh Man / Napper's Delight
This is a great record to have for Hanukkah!
11.25"" Point to point, with a 7"" playable area. Plays at 33rpm <br> <br> The overall record from point to point measures 11.25 inches, while the playable area is 7""."
6-COLL-2733-12,3.98,CD,Acceptable,False,80,197,,"FREBERG, STAN","Very Best Of, The",
6-REDD-16-3,9.98,8-Track,New,False,80,,,"FOXX, REDD","Superstar",
6-REDD-17-3,9.98,8-Track,New,False,80,,,"FOXX, REDD","Spice Can Be Nice",
6-REDD-19-3,9.98,8-Track,New,False,80,,,"FOXX, REDD","Black 'N Blue",
6-REDD-21-3,9.98,8-Track,New,False,80,,,"FOXX, REDD","Redd 75",
6-REDD-11-3,9.98,8-Track,New,False,80,,,"FOXX, REDD","I'm Curious (Black)",
6-REDD-13-3,9.98,8-Track,New,False,80,,,"FOXX, REDD","Mr. Hot Pants",
6-REDD-2-3,9.98,8-Track,New,False,80,,,"FOXX, REDD","Laff Your Ass Off",
6-REDD-10-3,9.98,8-Track,New,False,80,,,"FOXX, REDD","Huffin' And A Puffin'",
6-REDD-3-3,9.98,8-Track,New,False,80,,,"FOXX, REDD","At Home",
6-REDD-4-3,9.98,8-Track,New,False,80,,,"FOXX, REDD","Whole Lotta Soul",
6-REDD-9-3,9.98,8-Track,New,False,80,,,"FOXX, REDD","Where It's At",
6-REDD-14-3,9.98,8-Track,New,False,80,,,"FOXX, REDD","Hot Flashes",
6-COL-32411-3,9.98,8-Track,New,False,80,195,,"FIRESIGN THEATRE","How Time Flies",
6-CMDY-0034-12,15.98,CD,Very Good,False,80,121,,"COOK, DANE","Retaliation",
6-GNP-2109-1,16.98,Vinyl,New,False,80,195,,"CARTER, JIMMY-COMEDY ALBUM","Hail To The Teeth","Performed by THE HARRIS BROTHERS."
6-CAS-1296-3,9.98,8-Track,New,False,80,,,"CARSON, JOHNNY","Here's Johnny...Magic Moments From The 'Tonight Show'",
6-LID-1005-3,9.98,8-Track,New,False,80,195,,"CARLIN, GEORGE","Occupation: Foole",
6-LID-1006-3,9.98,8-Track,New,False,80,195,,"BURNS & SCHREIBER","Pure B.S.!",
6-BALN-2002-12,9.98,CD,Acceptable,False,95,80,,"BOWDEN, RICHARD","Big Bad Johnson (explicit)","I'M TIRED OF THE GAY LIFE / TRAILER PARK WOMAN / BIG BAD JOHNSON / VIAGRA / ELVIS WAS A NARC / MUNCHIES / SHRINKIN' PROBLEM / FAT GIRL FART / FUDGE PACKERS IN DISGUISE / SINCE MY BABY TURNED GAY / HELP ME MAKE IT THROUGH THE YARD / LET'S PUT THE ""X"" BACK IN CHRISTMAS."
6-RAZO-85005-12,5.98,CD,Acceptable,False,95,80,,"BANDY, MOE / JOE STAMPLEY","Live At Billy Bob's Texas","ALL THESE THINGS (3:43) / EVERDAY I HAVE TO CRY SOME (2:32) / DO YOUU EVER FOOL AROUND (3:05) / WHISKEY CHASIN (2:52) / PENNY (3:58) / ROLL ON BIG MAMA (2:51) / JUST BECAUSE/WINDOW FACES THE SOUTH (2:45) / FOLLOWING THE FEELING (2:46) / BANDY THE RODEO CLOWN (2:57) / HERE I AM DRUNK AGAIN (2:37) / AMERICANA (4:08) / HEY JOE HEY MOE (2:22) / TELL OLD I AIN'T HERE TO GET ON HOME (2:15) / HONKY TONK QUEEN (2:55) / GOOD OL' MEN (2:35) / HOLDING THE BAG (2:44) / WHERE'S THE DRESS (4:14) / JUST GOOD OL' BOYS (3:37)."
6-LID-1011-3,9.98,8-Track,New,False,80,,,"AJAYE, FRANKLYN","Don't Smoke Dope, Fry Your Hair",
6-LAFF-232-1,9.98,Vinyl,New,True,80,194,,"ADDOTTA, KIP","Comedian Of The United States, The",
6-RNOR-70826-1,9.98,Vinyl,New,True,80,194,,"ADDOTTA, KIP","Life In The Slaw Lane",
NUMBER,PRICE,"FORMAT","CATEGORY1","CATEGORY2","CATEGORY3","ARTIST","TITLE",WIDTH,HEIGHT,"DESCRIPTION","IMAGE"
1-KEC-10266,$2.99,"1.5"" x 1.5"" Key Ring (Keychain, Keyring)","121","80","206","EVERYTHING ELSE - Funny, Humor, Slogans, Weird Stuff & Misc. Random Goodness!","I Love Tacos (with heart)",1.5,1.5,"<p>Declare your devotion to tacos loud and proud with this legendary ""I Love Tacos"" keychain. Whether it's Tuesday or just a random craving at 2 a.m., this little beauty has your back (and your keys).</p>
<p>The round keychain charm measures 1.5"" across - perfectly sized to fit in your pocket without taking up valuable taco space. The attached ring is 1-1/16"" wide, and the chain adds another 1-5/8"" of dangling dedication to your favorite food group.</p>
<p>Perfect for taco lovers, late-night snackers, guac enthusiasts, or anyone who knows that salsa is a lifestyle. Get one for your keys, your bag, your friend who always orders extra hot sauce, or your car - because every good taco deserves a ride.</p>","https://p.sdrs.biz/a/accessories/10266.png"
1-KEC-10269,$2.99,"1.5"" x 1.5"" Key Ring (Keychain, Keyring)","80","198",,"EVERYTHING ELSE - Funny, Humor, Slogans, Weird Stuff & Misc. Random Goodness!","I'm Not Old, I'm Vintage",1.5,1.5,"<p>This hilarious keychain is here to set the record straight - you're not old, you're vintage. Featuring a retro vinyl record design and the cheeky phrase ""I'm Not Old I'm Vintage,"" this 1.5 inch round charm keeps your keys together while keeping your sense of humor intact. The charm measures 1.5 inches across, with a 1-1/16 inch key ring and a 1-5/8 inch chain. Proudly made in the USA, because classic never goes out of style.</p>
<p>Perfect for music lovers, record collectors, and anyone who has aged like fine wine (or at least thinks so). Makes a great gift for birthdays, retirements, or just to roast a friend with style.</p>
<p>Clip it on, show it off, and remember - vintage is priceless.</p>","https://p.sdrs.biz/a/accessories/10269.jpg"
NUMBER,PRICE,"FORMAT","CATEGORY1","CATEGORY2","CATEGORY3","ARTIST","TITLE",WIDTH,HEIGHT,"DESCRIPTION","IMAGE"
1-PTR-110061,$5.98,"3"" x 3"" Patch","64","80","213","SIMPSONS, THE","Lisa - The Whole Damn System is Wrong",3,3,"<div class=""product-description"">
<h2>Lisa Simpson Protest Embroidered Iron-On Patch</h2>
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Channel your inner activist with this bold Lisa Simpson protest embroidered iron-on patch. Featuring Lisa at the podium passionately declaring ""The Whole Damn System Is Wrong,"" this 3 inch round cut-out patch is a perfect way to make a statement on your jacket, backpack, or hat.
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Made with high-quality embroidery and a heat-sealed iron-on backing, this patch is ideal for fans of The Simpsons, political commentary, and anyone ready to speak truth to power in style.
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<br> UPC: 190153022414","https://p.sdrs.biz/a/110061.png"
1-LPT-18183,$6.98,"3.25"" x 3.25"" Patch","80",,,"SARAH'S SCRIBBLES","I Hope You Haunt My Dreams - 2 Ghosts in Bed",3.25,3.25,,"https://p.sdrs.biz/a/accessories/18183.png"
1-LPT-18182,$6.98,"2.63"" x 3.63"" Patch","199","80",,"SARAH'S SCRIBBLES","Black Cat with Belly Up (Cut Out to the Shape of the Design)",2.63,3.63," <h2>Sarah's Scribbles Black Cat Patch</h2>
<p>This officially licensed iron-on patch from Sarah's Scribbles features a wide-eyed black cat in a playful pose. Measuring 2.63 inches wide by 3.63 inches tall, the embroidered design captures the quirky charm of the beloved comic series. With soft pink paw accents and bold stitched details, this patch adds a fun and expressive touch to any item.</p>
<p>Perfect for jackets, bags, hats, or anything that needs a little cat-titude, this cut-out patch is easy to apply with a standard household iron. Whether you're a fan of Sarah's Scribbles or just love weird little cats (who doesn't?), this patch is a must-have for your collection.</p>","https://p.sdrs.biz/a/accessories/18182.png"
1-LPT-18184,$6.98,"2.88"" x 3.5"" Patch","80",,,"RHODES, STEVEN","Sell Your Soul - Economics for Children",2.88,3.5," <div class=""product-description"">
<h2>Sell Your Soul Patch by Steven Rhodes</h2>
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Teach the next generation the true meaning of entrepreneurship with this hilarious and officially licensed Sell Your Soul embroidered patch by Steven Rhodes. Measuring 2.88 inches wide by 3.5 inches tall, this cut-out iron-on patch features a retro-inspired screenprinted design of kids learning 'Economics for Children' with just a touch of dark humor. The bold colors and crisp embroidery make it a standout accessory for any jacket, backpack, or vest.
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Perfect for fans of Steven Rhodes' twisted humor and vintage aesthetic, this high-quality patch is easy to apply and built to last. Show the world your appreciation for clever designs and a little bit of mischief. Grab yours today and let everyone know your soul is always for sale.
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1-LPT-18185,$6.98,"3"" x 3.75"" Patch","215","80",,"RHODES, STEVEN","Mothman - I Saw The Point Pleasant",3,3.75,"<div>
<h2>Steven Rhodes Point Pleasant Mothman Patch</h2>
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Commemorate your close encounter of the weird kind with this funny Steven Rhodes Point Pleasant Mothman patch. This licensed screenprinted and embroidered iron on cut out patch shows two happy campers, a spooky sunset, and one very confused cryptid looming over it all.
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Perfect for jackets, backpacks or anything that needs a little paranormal flair and a lot of attitude. Easy to iron on and guaranteed to get people asking about your wild night in West Virginia.
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Get this Mothman patch today and let everyone know you survived Point Pleasant and have the patch to prove it.
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1-LPT-18108,$6.98,"3"" x 3.5"" Patch","80","193",,"RHODES, STEVEN","Devil's Music Sing-Along! - Children Sitting Around Record Player on Fire (Cut Out to the Shape of the Design)",3,3.5,"<div class=""product-description"">
<h2>Devil's Music Sing-Along Patch</h2>
<p>Turn up the mischief with this hilarious Steven Rhodes patch featuring a devilishly fun sing-along scene. Three kids sit around a blazing record player, clearly enjoying some fiery tunes in classic retro style.</p>
<p>This licensed embroidered and screenprinted patch is cut out and measures 3.5 inches tall by 3 inches wide. A perfect accessory for jackets, bags, or anywhere you want to raise a few eyebrows.</p>
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1-LPT-18109,$6.98,"3"" x 3.38"" Patch","80","193",,"RHODES, STEVEN","Let's Summon Demons - Activities for Children (Cut Out to the Shape of the Design)",3,3.38,"<div class=""product-description"">
<h2>Let's Summon Demons Embroidered and Screen-Printed Iron-On Patch - 3"" x 3.38""</h2>
<p>Add some dark humor to your gear with this 3"" x 3.38"" embroidered and screen-printed iron-on patch featuring the retro-style Let's Summon Demons design.</p>
<p>This patch combines bold screen-printed artwork with high-quality embroidery for a unique look that's perfect for jackets, vests, backpacks, or any fabric surface in need of some mischief.</p>
<p>Easy to apply using a household iron or heat press, and made to last with durable stitching and vibrant colors.</p>
<p>Designed in the style of classic activity books with a twisted twist - a favorite among fans of edgy, alternative humor.</p>
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1-LPT-18110,$6.98,"3"" x 4"" Patch","80","193",,"RHODES, STEVEN","Girls Night Out! - Women Dancing Around Goat (Cut Out to the Shape of the Design)",3,4,"<p>
This officially licensed embroidered patch by Steven Rhodes features a not-so-average girls night out scene, complete with flowing robes, candles, and a goat-headed party guest. Measuring 4 inches tall by 3 inches wide, this cut-out patch is equal parts spooky, stylish, and hilarious.
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Easy to apply with a hot iron, it is perfect for jackets, bags, vests, or anything that needs a little occult flair with a wink. A great pick for horror fans, Steven Rhodes collectors, or anyone who takes their witchy vibes with a sense of humor.
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1-LPT-18111,$6.98,"3"" x 3.5"" Patch","80","193",,"RHODES, STEVEN","Love You To Death - Grim Reapers Holding Hands with Scythe Heart (Cut Out to the Shape of the Design)",3,3.5,"<p>Declare your undying love - literally. This 3.5 inch by 3 inch embroidered patch features a romantic pair of grim reapers holding hands in front of a heart, because nothing says ""forever"" like matching scythes and skeleton smiles.</p>
<p>Licensed by the darkly hilarious Steven Rhodes, this iron-on patch is perfect for couples who finish each other's... tombstone engravings. Iron it onto your jacket, bag, or shroud and spread the love (and the doom).</p>","https://p.sdrs.biz/a/18111.jpg"
1-LPT-18171,$6.98,"3"" x 3.75"" Patch","80","193",,"RHODES, STEVEN","Everybody Croaks - Grim Reaper Frog on Skull",3,3.75,"<div class=""product-description"">
<p>When life gives you death, embrace it with style. This officially licensed embroidered patch by Steven Rhodes features a reaper frog chilling on a skull like it's a toadstool throne. Surrounded by mushrooms and morbidity, it's the perfect accessory for anyone who laughs in the face of the inevitable.</p>
<p>Iron it onto your jacket, bag, or whatever cloth-based item needs a little existential flair. Measures 3.75 inches tall by 3 inches wide and is ready to croak onto your wardrobe.</p>
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1-LPT-18172,$6.98,"3"" x 3.75"" Patch","80",,,"RHODES, STEVEN","Back On My Bullshit - Cowboy on Horse (Cut Out to the Shape of the Design)",3,3.75,"<div class=""product-description"">
<h2>Back on My Bullshit Patch by Steven Rhodes - 3"" x 3.75""</h2>
<p>This embroidered and screen-printed iron-on patch features Steven Rhodes' signature vintage-style humor, with a wild west twist. A cowgirl rides a bucking horse with pistols raised and the phrase ""Back on My Bullshit"" stitched boldly across the design.</p>
<p>Measuring 3"" wide by 3.75"" tall, the patch is cut to the shape of the artwork and made with detailed embroidery and full-color screen printing.</p>
<p>Perfect for jackets, backpacks, or vests, and easy to apply with a household iron or heat press.</p>
<p>Officially licensed Steven Rhodes merchandise.</p>
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1-LPT-18173,$6.98,"3"" x 3.5"" Patch","80",,,"RHODES, STEVEN","Casual Friday - Alien, Devil and Grim Reaper Dressed Casually (Cut Out to the Shape of the Design)",3,3.5,"<div class=""product-description"">
<h2>Casual Friday Patch by Steven Rhodes - 3.5"" x 3""</h2>
<p>
This officially licensed patch by Steven Rhodes features a hilarious trio - an alien, the devil, and the grim reaper -
dressed down for Casual Friday. The design combines bold embroidery with detailed screen printing for maximum impact.
</p>
<p>
Measuring 3.5"" tall by 3"" wide, this patch is perfect for jackets, backpacks, vests, or anywhere you want to show off some dark humor and retro vibes.
A must-have for fans of offbeat art, workplace satire, and Rhodes' cult-favorite style.
</p>
<p><em>Dress code: weird. Mood: unbothered.</em></p>
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1-LPT-18174,$6.98,"3"" x 3.88"" Patch","80",,,"RHODES, STEVEN","Learn About Recycling - Skeleton On Top of Grave with Flowers (Cut Out to the Shape of the Design)",3,3.88,"<div class=""product-description"">
<h2>Learn About Recycling Patch by Steven Rhodes - 3"" x 3.88""</h2>
<p>This embroidered and screen-printed iron-on patch features artwork by Steven Rhodes, blending eco-awareness with signature dark humor. A skeleton rests beneath a rainbow and tombstone marked ""RIP,"" surrounded by wildflowers and the message ""Learn About Recycling.""</p>
<p>Measuring 3"" wide by 3.88"" tall, this patch is cut to the shape of the design and combines high-quality embroidery with vivid screen-printed detail.</p>
<p>Perfect for jackets, backpacks, or vests, and easy to apply using a household iron or heat press.</p>
<p>Officially licensed Steven Rhodes merchandise.</p>
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1-PTR-20195,$2.49,"3.375"" x 1.75"" Patch","121","80","110","PARENTAL ADVISORY","Parental Advisory Explicit Lyrics (Dark Purple on Black)",3.375,1.75,,"https://p.sdrs.biz/a/20195.jpg"
1-PTR-9395,$2.49,"3.5"" x 1.75"" Patch","197","80",,"MEAN PEOPLE SUCK","""Mean People Suck"" White on Black",3.5,1.75,,"https://p.sdrs.biz/a/9395.png"
1-PTR-20264,$2.49,"3.5"" x 1.75"" Patch","197","80",,"MEAN PEOPLE SUCK","""Mean People Suck"" Green on Black",3.5,1.75,,"https://p.sdrs.biz/a/20264.png"
1-PTR-20265,$2.49,"3.5"" x 1.75"" Patch","197","80",,"MEAN PEOPLE SUCK","""Mean People Suck"" Yellow on Black",3.5,1.75,,"https://p.sdrs.biz/a/20265.png"
1-PTR-20266,$2.49,"3.75"" x 2"" Patch","197","80",,"MEAN PEOPLE SUCK","""Mean People Suck"" Purple on Black",3.75,2,,"https://p.sdrs.biz/a/20266.png"
1-PTR-20268,$2.49,"3.5"" x 1.75"" Patch","197","80",,"MEAN PEOPLE SUCK","""Mean People Suck"" Blue on Black",3.5,1.75,,"https://p.sdrs.biz/a/20268.png"
1-PTR-20271,$2.49,"3.75"" x 2"" Patch","197","80",,"MEAN PEOPLE SUCK","""Mean People Suck"" Red on Black",3.75,2,,"https://p.sdrs.biz/a/20271.png"
1-LPX-57081,$12.98,"8"" x 8"" Patch","80",,,"K.C. GREEN","8"" This is Fine. - Dog Surrounded by Fire with Coffee",8,8,"<h3>This Is Fine Back Patch by K.C. Green</h3>
<p>Everything is totally under control... probably. This licensed embroidered and screenprinted back patch by K.C. Green features the viral ""This Is Fine"" dog calmly sipping coffee while the world burns around him. Measuring 8 inches by 8 inches, the design is both hilarious and painfully relatable, making it the ultimate accessory for jackets, vests, or bags.</p>
<p>Crafted with durable materials and a heat-seal backing, this patch can be ironed on or sewn for extra security. Perfect for fans of internet culture, dark humor, and anyone who has ever said ""this is fine"" while everything was clearly on fire.</p>","https://p.sdrs.biz/a/accessories/57081.png"
1-LPT-3588,$6.98,"3.25"" x 3.25"" Patch","215","80",,"K.C. GREEN","This is Fine - Cartoon Dog on Fire",3.25,3.25,"<div class=""product-description"">
<h2>This Is Fine Embroidered Iron-On Patch - 3.25"" Square</h2>
<p>Add a touch of humor and relatable chaos to your gear with this embroidered patch featuring the iconic ""This Is Fine"" dog calmly sipping coffee in a room full of flames.</p>
<p>Designed by K.C. Green, the artist behind the original comic, this patch captures the perfect mix of absurdity and acceptance.</p>
<p>Measuring 3.25"" square, it's great for jackets, backpacks, hats, or any fabric surface that could use a little comic relief.</p>
<p>Easy to apply with a standard household iron or heat press, and made with high-quality stitching for a durable, long-lasting finish.</p>
<p>A fun and expressive piece for meme lovers, collectors, or anyone who's ever smiled through the chaos.</p>
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1-LPT-18176,$6.98,"3.25"" x 3.25"" Patch","80",,,"K.C. GREEN","This is Not Fine!! - Cartoon Dog on Fire Panicking",3.25,3.25,"<div class=""product-description"">
<h2>This Is Not Fine Patch by K.C. Green - 3.25""</h2>
<p>
This officially licensed 3.25"" embroidered patch features the chaotic counterpart to the internet-famous ""This is fine"" meme.
Created by cartoonist K.C. Green, this version captures full meltdown mode with bold stitching and expressive detail.
</p>
<p>
Perfect for jackets, backpacks, vests, or anywhere you want to scream into the void with style.
A must-have for fans of dark humor, internet culture, and indie comic art.
</p>
<p><em>Panic, embroidered.</em></p>
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1-PSET-58077,$5.99,"1.38"" x 2"" Patch","126","80",,"HEMP & MARIJUANA","Set of 3 Cute Kawaii Water Pipes (Cut Out to the Shape of the Design)",1.38,2,"<b><b> Each patch measures 1.38"" x 2"" <b><b><BR><BR>UPC: 190153024869<BR>","https://p.sdrs.biz/a/58077.png"
1-PTR-22182,$1.99,"2.125"" x 2.125"" Patch","80",,,"HAPPY FACE","Yellow Heart Eyes",2.125,2.125,"<br> UPC: 190153020168","https://p.sdrs.biz/a/22182.png"
1-SEW-42086,$1.25,"2.75"" x 2.75"" Patch","85","106","80","HAPPY FACE","Straight Face",2.75,2.75,,"https://p.sdrs.biz/a/42086.png"
1-LPT-18175,$6.98,"3.25"" x 3.25"" Patch","80",,,"FONSECA, TOBE","Professional Fast Food Eater - Panda Eating Pizza",3.25,3.25,,"https://p.sdrs.biz/a/accessories/18175.png"
1-LPT-18180,$6.98,"2.75"" x 3.75"" Patch","206","80",,"FONSECA, TOBE","The Coffee Tarot Card",2.75,3.75,"<h2>The Coffee Patch by Tobe Fonseca</h2>
<p>Bow down to the brew! This officially licensed embroidered patch by artist Tobe Fonseca is a glorious tribute to the most sacred part of your morning ritual - coffee. Measuring 2.75 inches wide by 3.785 inches tall, it features a triumphant hand raising a steaming mug like it's the holy grail, all set against a sky bursting with sunshine and caffeinated hope. It's not just a patch, it's a lifestyle.</p>
<p>Iron it onto your jacket, backpack, or the robe you wear to the kitchen at 6 a.m. - this patch is here to remind you (and everyone around you) who the real MVP is: the coffee. Durable, detailed, and just the right amount of dramatic, this patch is perfect for anyone who treats their first cup of the day like a religious experience.</p>","https://p.sdrs.biz/a/accessories/18180.png"
1-LPT-18101,$6.98,"2.5"" x 4.25"" Patch","80","193",,"FONSECA, TOBE","Dancing Skeleton Holding Up Cat (Cut Out to the Shape of the Design)",2.5,4.25," <div class=""product-description"">
<h2>Skeleton Holding Cat Embroidered Patch</h2>
<p>Add a touch of dark humor to your gear with this embroidered patch featuring a dancing skeleton holding a cat aloft. Designed by Tobe Fonseca, this bold black and white design makes it stand out on jackets, bags, vests, or wherever you choose to iron it on.</p>
<p>This cut-out patch measures 4.25 inches tall by 2.5 inches wide and includes an iron-on backing for easy application.</p>
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1-LPT-18102,$6.98,"3.38"" x 3.5"" Patch","80",,,"FONSECA, TOBE","Coffee - Because Murder is Wrong (Cut Out to the Shape of the Design)",3.38,3.5,"<p>Start your day with dark humor and a dose of caffeine thanks to this officially licensed patch by artist Tobe Fonseca. Measuring 3.38 inches wide by 3.5 inches tall, this embroidered iron on patch features a coffee cup with a skull in the foam and the hilarious phrase ""Coffee because murder is wrong."" It is the perfect patch for anyone who knows mornings can be deadly without that first cup.</p>
<p>Made with durable embroidery and a heat-sealed backing, this patch is easy to apply to jackets, backpacks, or denim. A must-have for coffee addicts, sarcastic souls, and fans of Tobe Fonseca's clever designs, this patch adds a funny and slightly sinister twist to your collection.</p>","https://p.sdrs.biz/a/18102.jpg"
1-LPT-18103,$6.98,"3.75"" x 3.5"" Patch","80","199",,"FONSECA, TOBE","Kitten Nuggets (Cut Out to the Shape of the Design)",3.75,3.5,"<div class=""product-description"">
<h2>Kitten Nuggets Patch by Tobe Fonseca - 3.5"" x 3.75""</h2>
<p>
This officially licensed embroidered iron-on patch by Tobe Fonseca features an adorable fast-food box filled with nugget-shaped kittens,
complete with dipping sauce and a ""Kitten Nuggets"" label. It's the perfect mix of cute and clever.
</p>
<p>
Measuring 3.5"" tall by 3.75"" wide, this cut-out patch adds playful charm to jackets, backpacks, or fabric accessories.
A great choice for cat lovers, pun fans, and collectors of quirky art patches.
</p>
<p><em>Too cute to eat. Just right to wear.</em></p>
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1-LPT-18104,$6.98,"3.5"" x 3.5"" Patch","80","199",,"FONSECA, TOBE","Cat - I Don't Know What I'm Doing",3.5,3.5,,"https://p.sdrs.biz/a/18104.jpg"
1-LPT-18106,$6.98,"3.5"" x 3.5"" Patch","80","193",,"FONSECA, TOBE","More Espresso, Less Depresso - Skeleton Drinking Coffee",3.5,3.5,"<div style=""font-family: Arial, sans-serif;"">
<h2>More Espresso Less Depresso Patch by Tobe Fonseca</h2>
<p>This 3.5 inch round embroidered patch features a cheerful skeleton who clearly had his double shot and is ready to take on the afterlife. Designed by Tobe Fonseca and officially licensed, this patch is perfect for coffee lovers, caffeine crusaders, and anyone who uses espresso as a personality trait.</p>
<p>Iron it on your jacket, bag, or apron and let the world know you are one latte away from smiling -- or screaming. The monochrome design and spooky-chic vibe make it a killer accessory for baristas, goths, and overly alert zombies.</p>
<p>Warning: This patch does not actually contain caffeine, but it might still wake up your style.</p>
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1-LPT-18107,$6.98,"3"" x 3.5"" Patch","80",,,"FONSECA, TOBE","Puppycorn - Corgi Dog in Popcorn Bucket (Cut Out to the Shape of the Design)",3,3.5,,"https://p.sdrs.biz/a/18107.jpg"
1-LPT-18193,$6.98,"2.75"" x 3.5"" Patch","80",,,"FONSECA, TOBE","Satanic Cat",2.75,3.5,"<div class=""product-description"">
<h2>Tobe Fonseca Satanic Cat Patch</h2>
<p>
Add some darkly adorable energy to your style with this officially licensed patch by Tobe Fonseca. Featuring a mischievous purple cat with a pentagram, candles, and a glowing skull medallion, this design is equal parts cute and creepy.
</p>
<p>
The patch measures approximately 2.75 inches wide by 3.5 inches tall. It is cut out to the unique shape of the artwork, fully embroidered, and includes an iron-on backing for easy application to jackets, bags, or any fabric surface.
</p>
<p>
Perfect for fans of alternative, goth, or occult-inspired art, this patch brings playful darkness to any outfit or accessory.
</p>
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1-PTR-58098,$5.99,"3.25"" x 3.25"" Patch","121","80",,"EVERYTHING ELSE - Funny, Humor, Slogans, Weird Stuff & Misc. Random Goodness!","FAFO (Green/Tan)",3.25,3.25,"<div>
<p>Say it like you mean it with our 3.25 inch round FAFO patch - short for ""Fuck Around and Find Out."" This bold embroidered design features a tan background with olive green text and star accents, making it the perfect statement piece for jackets, vests, backpacks, or tactical gear.</p>
<p>Built for durability and impact, this iron-on patch is ideal for anyone who wants their message loud and clear. Whether you are embracing your fearless attitude, showing your no-nonsense side, or simply love tough military-inspired style, this patch gets the point across instantly.</p>
<p>UPC: 190153057072</p>
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1-PTR-89353,$5.98,"3.5"" x 3.5"" Patch","121","80",,"EVERYTHING ELSE - Funny, Humor, Slogans, Weird Stuff & Misc. Random Goodness!","Shit Could Be Worse (heart)",3.5,3.5,"<p>Add a dose of humor and honesty to your collection with this embroidered heart patch that says ""Shit Could Be Worse."" Measuring 3.5 inches by 3.5 inches, this cut out iron on patch features a light orange border, colorful flowers inside, and bold yellow cursive lettering that gets the point across with style. Perfect for anyone who loves a little sarcasm stitched into their gear.</p>
<p>Durable and easy to apply, this patch is great for jackets, backpacks, tote bags, or hats. Whether you're embracing the chaos of life or just need a funny reminder not to take things too seriously, this patch keeps it real while still looking cute.</p>","https://p.sdrs.biz/a/accessories/89353.png"
1-PTR-110143,$4.98,"3"" x 1"" Patch","80","64",,"EVERYTHING ELSE - Funny, Humor, Slogans, Weird Stuff & Misc. Random Goodness!","FAFO - Camo Rectangle",3,1,"<p>Show some attitude with this F.A.F.O. embroidered patch, designed with bold black lettering over a green camouflage background. Measuring 1 inch by 3 inches, this screenprinted patch delivers strong military style and no-nonsense energy. F.A.F.O. stands for ""F*** Around and Find Out"", a straight-to-the-point phrase popular in military, tactical, and meme culture. Perfect for jackets, vests, hats, backpacks, or patch collections, it's a compact but powerful way to make your stance clear.</p>
<p>Durable and easy to apply, this iron-on patch combines rugged embroidery with a camo backdrop that fits right in with army and tactical aesthetics. Whether you're customizing a jacket, adding to a collection, or just want a bold statement piece, this F.A.F.O. patch is the perfect mix of military grit, dark humor, and unapologetic attitude.</p>","https://p.sdrs.biz/a/accessories/110143.png"
1-PTR-110144,$4.98,"3"" x 1"" Patch","80","64",,"EVERYTHING ELSE - Funny, Humor, Slogans, Weird Stuff & Misc. Random Goodness!","FAFO - B&W Rectangle",3,1,"<p>Make your stance crystal clear with this F.A.F.O. embroidered patch, featuring bold white lettering on a solid black background. Measuring 1 inch by 3 inches, this screenprinted patch delivers strong military style with a clean, high-contrast look. F.A.F.O. stands for ""F*** Around and Find Out"", a no-nonsense phrase popular in military, tactical, and meme culture. Perfect for jackets, vests, hats, backpacks, or patch collections, it's a compact but powerful way to send the message.</p>
<p>Durable and easy to apply, this iron-on patch combines sharp embroidery with a tough black backdrop that matches any gear. Whether you're customizing a jacket, adding to a collection, or just want a bold statement piece, this F.A.F.O. patch is the perfect mix of military grit, dark humor, and unapologetic attitude.</p>","https://p.sdrs.biz/a/accessories/110144.png"
1-PTR-89315,$6.99,"4"" x 1.25"" Patch","80","95",,"EVERYTHING ELSE - Funny, Humor, Slogans, Weird Stuff & Misc. Random Goodness!","Gun with Bang Flag (Cut Out to the Shape of the Design)",4,1.25,"<p>
Add a little cartoon mischief to your style with this embroidered cut-out patch featuring a classic revolver firing a ""BANG"" flag. Measuring 4 inches wide by 1.25 inches tall, it is the perfect mix of vintage humor and playful attitude.
</p>
<p>
This patch is easy to apply with a hot iron and great for jackets, bags, vests, or anywhere you want to make a statement without making a sound. A fun addition for fans of retro comics, slapstick style, or ironic flair.
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1-PTR-110048,$4.98,"3.125"" x 3.625"" Patch","80",,,"EVERYTHING ELSE - Funny, Humor, Slogans, Weird Stuff & Misc. Random Goodness!","I Screw Dead Chicks",3.125,3.625,,"https://p.sdrs.biz/a/110048.png"
1-PTR-43075,$3.49,"3"" x 3"" Patch","80","121","213","EVERYTHING ELSE - Funny, Humor, Slogans, Weird Stuff & Misc. Random Goodness!","No Bullshit",3,3,"<BR><BR>UPC: 190153025217<BR>","https://p.sdrs.biz/a/43075.png"
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