EMAIL: SALES@SQUAREDEALONLINE.COM
NUMBER,PRICE,"FORMAT","CATEGORY1","CATEGORY2","CATEGORY3","ARTIST","TITLE",WIDTH,HEIGHT,"DESCRIPTION","IMAGE"
1-PTR-9964,$3.49,"5"" x 2.38"" Patch","121",,,"EVERYTHING ELSE - Funny, Humor, Slogans, Weird Stuff & Misc. Random Goodness!","""Have a Nice Day"" in Retro Seventies Font with Flower and Happy Face (Black on Yellow)",5,2.38,,"https://p.sdrs.biz/a/9964.png"
1-PTR-6096,$3.98,"3"" x 3"" Patch","80","106","121","EVERYTHING ELSE - Funny, Humor, Slogans, Weird Stuff & Misc. Random Goodness!","69 (Black & White)",3,3," <p>This embroidered patch keeps it simple, bold, and just a little bit cheeky. Measuring 3 inches across, it features the number 69 in crisp white stitching on a black background. Cut out and ready to iron on, this patch makes a statement without saying a word - classy, funny, and slightly inappropriate all at once.</p>
<p>Perfect for denim jackets, vests, or anywhere you want to add a wink and a grin, this 69 patch is a favorite among bikers, pranksters, and anyone with a sense of humor. Great conversation starter, instant classic, and a guaranteed laugh - because nice.</p>","https://p.sdrs.biz/a/a6/0/6096.gif"
1-PTB-57041,$12.98,"9.38"" x 7.13"" Patch","121","88",,"EVERYTHING ELSE - Funny, Humor, Slogans, Weird Stuff & Misc. Random Goodness!","9"" One People, One World, One Love (Cut Out to the Shape of the Design)",9.38,7.13,,"https://p.sdrs.biz/a/57041.png"
1-PTR-20198,$2.49,"4.125"" x 2"" Patch","121","80",,"EVERYTHING ELSE - Funny, Humor, Slogans, Weird Stuff & Misc. Random Goodness!","Bad Attitude (Blue on Black)",4.125,2,"<br> UPC: 844568046618","https://p.sdrs.biz/a/20198.gif"
1-PTR-20199,$2.49,"4.125"" x 2"" Patch","121","80",,"EVERYTHING ELSE - Funny, Humor, Slogans, Weird Stuff & Misc. Random Goodness!","Bad Attitude (Green on Black)",4.125,2,"UPC: 844568046625","https://p.sdrs.biz/a/20199.gif"
1-PTR-16329,$3.98,"3"" x 1.5"" Patch","121","213",,"EVERYTHING ELSE - Funny, Humor, Slogans, Weird Stuff & Misc. Random Goodness!","Betty Name Tag (Red on Pink)",3,1.5," <div class=""product-description"">
<h2>Betty Embroidered Iron-On Patch</h2>
<p>
Show off your retro style with this charming Betty embroidered iron-on patch. Measuring 1.5 inches by 3 inches, this cut-out oval patch features bold script embroidery in a classic pink and red color scheme. Perfect for jackets, bags, hats, or anywhere you want to add a little personality.
</p>
<p>
This Betty name patch is especially great for waitresses, diner uniforms, or anyone channeling that nostalgic Americana vibe. Made with durable stitching and a heat-activated backing for easy application, it is a fun and fashionable way to make your gear uniquely yours.
</p>
</div>
<br><br>UPC: 190153050738<br>","https://p.sdrs.biz/a/16329.jpg"
1-PTR-110065,$4.98,"3.38"" x 3.38"" Patch","121","199",,"EVERYTHING ELSE - Funny, Humor, Slogans, Weird Stuff & Misc. Random Goodness!","Big Sur Lodge - Pfeiffer Big Sur State Park - Raccoon on Green",3.38,3.38,"<BR><BR>UPC: 190153033694<BR>","https://p.sdrs.biz/a/110065.png"
1-PTR-9692,$3.98,"1.5"" x 3.75"" Patch","121","98","97","EVERYTHING ELSE - Funny, Humor, Slogans, Weird Stuff & Misc. Random Goodness!","Bony Middle Finger (cut-out) a.k.a. ""The Bird"" ""Fuck You""",1.5,3.75,"<p>Make a bold statement with the <strong>Bony Middle Finger Patch</strong>. This embroidered iron-on patch features a skeletal hand giving the middle finger, perfect for adding a touch of rebellious flair to your gear.</p>
<p><strong>Design:</strong> Skeletal hand giving the middle finger, cut out to the shape of the design</p>
<p><strong>Dimensions:</strong> 1.5 inches (width) x 3.75 inches (height)</p>
<p><strong>Material:</strong> High-quality embroidered fabric with iron-on backing for easy application</p>
<p><strong>Application:</strong> Ideal for jackets, backpacks, hats, vests, or any fabric surface to showcase your edgy style</p>
<p>Whether you're a biker, punk enthusiast, or someone who appreciates bold designs, this Bony Middle Finger Patch is a standout addition to your collection.</p>","https://p.sdrs.biz/a/9692.png"
1-PTR-20029,$1.99,"2"" x 2.75"" Patch","121","80","68","EVERYTHING ELSE - Funny, Humor, Slogans, Weird Stuff & Misc. Random Goodness!","Bug Off! (bug)",2,2.75,,"https://p.sdrs.biz/a/a2/0/20029.gif"
1-PTR-22006,$1.99,"2.75"" x 3.125"" Patch","121","85","106","EVERYTHING ELSE - Funny, Humor, Slogans, Weird Stuff & Misc. Random Goodness!","Chinese Symbol ""Long Life"" (Red) (cut-out)",2.75,3.125,,"https://p.sdrs.biz/a/22006.png"
1-PTR-22147,$3.98,"3"" x 1.5"" Patch","121","196","213","EVERYTHING ELSE - Funny, Humor, Slogans, Weird Stuff & Misc. Random Goodness!","Cutie Name Tag (Dark Pink on Pink)",3,1.5,"<div class=""product"">
<h2>Cutie Retro Diner Iron-On Patch</h2>
<p>Serve classic vibes with this embroidered <strong>retro 1950s diner patch</strong> featuring a pink oval and bold red script that reads ""Cutie."" Inspired by vintage name tags and soda-fountain uniforms, it is perfect for rockabilly looks, pin-up outfits, greaser jackets, and anyone who loves that mid-century Americana style.</p>
<p>Measuring 3 inches wide by 1.5 inches tall, this cut-out iron-on patch is durable and easy to apply to jackets, vests, aprons, or bags. Add instant vintage charm to your outfit with this <strong>1950s diner patch</strong> that looks straight off a classic lunch counter.</p>
</div>
UPC: 190153050684<br>","https://p.sdrs.biz/a/22147.jpg"
1-PTR-16325,$3.98,"3"" x 1.5"" Patch","121","213",,"EVERYTHING ELSE - Funny, Humor, Slogans, Weird Stuff & Misc. Random Goodness!","Earl Name Tag (Blue on White)",3,1.5,"<div class=""product-description"">
<h2>Earl Name Badge Patch</h2>
<p>
Add some vintage shop style to your look with this embroidered cut-out iron-on name badge patch. Measuring 1.5 inches tall by 3 inches wide, this white and blue oval patch features the name Earl in bold script, just like a classic mechanic or gas station uniform. It's perfect for jackets, work shirts, bags, or anywhere you want to show a little retro personality and live by the motto: ""Do good things and good things happen to you.""
</p>
<p>
Easy to apply and built to last, this high-quality patch is great for costume use, collections, or just for fun. Grab your Earl name patch today and wear it with pride as a reminder that good deeds always come back around.
</p>
</div>
<br>UPC: 190153050691<br>","https://p.sdrs.biz/a/16325.jpg"
1-PTR-20121,$2.49,"4.125"" x 2"" Patch","121","106","85","EVERYTHING ELSE - Funny, Humor, Slogans, Weird Stuff & Misc. Random Goodness!","Eastside (Blue on Black)",4.125,2,,"https://p.sdrs.biz/a/a2/0/20121.gif"
1-PTR-20250,$2.49,"4.125"" x 2"" Patch","121",,,"EVERYTHING ELSE - Funny, Humor, Slogans, Weird Stuff & Misc. Random Goodness!","Eastside (Green on Black)",4.125,2,"<br> UPC: 844568056587","https://p.sdrs.biz/a/20250.png"
1-PTR-20122,$2.49,"4.125"" x 2"" Patch","121","85","106","EVERYTHING ELSE - Funny, Humor, Slogans, Weird Stuff & Misc. Random Goodness!","Eastside (Red on Black)",4.125,2,,"https://p.sdrs.biz/a/a2/0/20122.gif"
1-PTR-20041,$2.49,"4.125"" x 2"" Patch","121","85","106","EVERYTHING ELSE - Funny, Humor, Slogans, Weird Stuff & Misc. Random Goodness!","Eastside (White on Black) ** LTD QTY **",4.125,2,,"https://p.sdrs.biz/a/a2/0/20041.png"
1-PTR-110037,$5.99,"2.625"" x 3.25"" Patch","76","121",,"EVERYTHING ELSE - Funny, Humor, Slogans, Weird Stuff & Misc. Random Goodness!","EAT SLEEP DANCE REPEAT (Cut Out to the Shape of the Design)",2.625,3.25,"<div class=""product-description"">
<h2>Eat Sleep Dance Repeat Patch</h2>
<p>
Keep the rhythm going with this bold embroidered iron-on patch that says it all - Eat. Sleep. Dance. Repeat.
Measuring 3.25"" tall by 2.63"" wide, this high-energy design features pink and white stitching on a clean black cut-out background.
</p>
<p>
Perfect for dancers, DJs, music lovers, and anyone who lives for the beat. Iron it onto jackets, bags, hats, or dance gear
and show off your nonstop groove.
</p>
<p><em>Because the music never sleeps - and neither do you.</em></p>
</div>","https://p.sdrs.biz/a/110037.png"
1-PTR-43028,$3.98,"3"" x 1.5"" Patch","121","196","213","EVERYTHING ELSE - Funny, Humor, Slogans, Weird Stuff & Misc. Random Goodness!","Elvis Name Tag (White on Blue)",3,1.5," <div class=""product"">
<h2>Elvis Retro Mechanic Iron-On Patch</h2>
<p>Bring back classic mid-century style with this embroidered <strong>retro Elvis patch</strong> designed in the look of a 1950s gas station or auto shop name badge. With its clean white oval background and bold blue script, it channels vintage Americana and the rock and roll spirit of the era.</p>
<p>Measuring 3 inches wide by 1.5 inches tall, this embroidered cut-out iron-on patch is durable, easy to apply, and perfect for denim jackets, vests, or work shirts. A fun nod to retro fashion and 1950s culture, this <strong>novelty Elvis patch</strong> is great for collectors and fans of vintage style.</p>
</div>
UPC: 190153050660","https://p.sdrs.biz/a/accessories/43028.png"
1-PTR-58096,$5.99,"3.25"" x 3.25"" Patch","121",,,"EVERYTHING ELSE - Funny, Humor, Slogans, Weird Stuff & Misc. Random Goodness!","FAFO (Black & White)",3.25,3.25,"<div class=""product-description"">
<h2>FAFO Embroidered Iron-On Patch</h2>
<p>
Say it loud, stitch it proud. This 3.25"" round embroidered patch features the bold acronym FAFO in solid white block letters, flanked by two white stars and finished with a white border on a jet black background. Iron it on and let the warning speak for itself.
</p>
<p>
FAFO stands for ""Fuck Around and Find Out"" - a phrase that needs no introduction and pulls no punches. Whether it's a personal mantra, a statement of boundaries, or just your go-to attitude, this patch is made to be seen and taken seriously. Ideal for jackets, gear bags, or anywhere you want to keep the energy crystal clear.
</p>
<p>UPC: 190153056877</p>
</div>","https://p.sdrs.biz/a/accessories/58096.png"
1-PTR-58097,$5.99,"3.25"" x 3.25"" Patch","121",,,"EVERYTHING ELSE - Funny, Humor, Slogans, Weird Stuff & Misc. Random Goodness!","FAFO (Floral)",3.25,3.25,"<div class=""product-description"">
<h2>FAFO Floral Embroidered Patch</h2>
<p>
Soft colors, sharp message. This 3"" round embroidered iron-on patch features FAFO in bold purple lettering on a sweet pink background, accented with dainty pink flowers above and below. It's the perfect combo of cute and confrontational, because sometimes you want to keep it pretty while still laying down the law.
</p>
<p>
FAFO stands for ""Fuck Around and Find Out"" - a phrase that needs no sugarcoating, but we gave it flowers anyway. This cut-out patch is high-quality, iron-on ready, and ideal for jackets, bags, vests, or any surface that deserves a little pastel-powered attitude.
</p>
<p>UPC: 190153056860</p>
</div>","https://p.sdrs.biz/a/accessories/58097.png"
1-PTR-58098,$5.99,"3.25"" x 3.25"" Patch","121","80",,"EVERYTHING ELSE - Funny, Humor, Slogans, Weird Stuff & Misc. Random Goodness!","FAFO (Green/Tan)",3.25,3.25,"<div>
<p>Say it like you mean it with our 3.25 inch round FAFO patch - short for ""Fuck Around and Find Out."" This bold embroidered design features a tan background with olive green text and star accents, making it the perfect statement piece for jackets, vests, backpacks, or tactical gear.</p>
<p>Built for durability and impact, this iron-on patch is ideal for anyone who wants their message loud and clear. Whether you are embracing your fearless attitude, showing your no-nonsense side, or simply love tough military-inspired style, this patch gets the point across instantly.</p>
<p>UPC: 190153057072</p>
</div>","https://p.sdrs.biz/a/accessories/58098.png"
1-PTR-16300,$3.98,"3"" x 1.25"" Patch","121","213",,"EVERYTHING ELSE - Funny, Humor, Slogans, Weird Stuff & Misc. Random Goodness!","Fear is the Mind Killer",3,1.25,,"https://p.sdrs.biz/a/16300.png"
1-PTR-20112,$2.49,"3.5"" x 2"" Patch","121",,,"EVERYTHING ELSE - Funny, Humor, Slogans, Weird Stuff & Misc. Random Goodness!","Freak! (blue on black)",3.5,2,"UPC: 00190153007862","https://p.sdrs.biz/a/a2/0/20112.gif"
1-PTR-20153,$2.49,"3.625"" x 2"" Patch","121","106","80","EVERYTHING ELSE - Funny, Humor, Slogans, Weird Stuff & Misc. Random Goodness!","Freak! (Green on Black)",3.625,2,,"https://p.sdrs.biz/a/20153.gif"
1-PTR-20110,$2.49,"3.5"" x 2"" Patch","121","80","106","EVERYTHING ELSE - Funny, Humor, Slogans, Weird Stuff & Misc. Random Goodness!","Freak! (purple on black)",3.5,2,,"https://p.sdrs.biz/a/a2/0/20110.gif"
1-PTR-20111,$2.49,"3.75"" x 2"" Patch","121","80","106","EVERYTHING ELSE - Funny, Humor, Slogans, Weird Stuff & Misc. Random Goodness!","freak! (red on black)",3.75,2,,"https://p.sdrs.biz/a/20111.jpg"
1-PTR-20259,$2.49,"3.625"" x 2"" Patch","121","80",,"EVERYTHING ELSE - Funny, Humor, Slogans, Weird Stuff & Misc. Random Goodness!","Freak! (Yellow on Black)",3.625,2,,"https://p.sdrs.biz/a/20259.png"
1-PTR-9707,$3.98,"3.5"" x 3"" Patch","121",,,"EVERYTHING ELSE - Funny, Humor, Slogans, Weird Stuff & Misc. Random Goodness!","Fuck (blue/white logo)",3.5,3,"<div class=""product-description"">
<h2>""Fuck"" the Ordinary</h2>
<p>
This 3"" x 3.5"" embroidered patch pulls no punches. Bold, brash, and cheekily styled like a certain iconic car brand,
it's perfect for anyone ready to flip the script - and maybe a few attitudes.
</p>
<p>
Features crisp white embroidery on durable blue twill with an iron-on backing. You can sew it on too,
if you're serious about your rebellion. Ideal for jackets, backpacks, vests, or anywhere you want to add a little extra edge.
</p>
<p><em>Warning: Not safe for boardrooms, family reunions, or sensitive sensibilities.</em></p>
</div>","https://p.sdrs.biz/a/accessories/9707.png"
1-PTR-22091,$3.98,"2"" x 2.25"" Patch","121","80","98","EVERYTHING ELSE - Funny, Humor, Slogans, Weird Stuff & Misc. Random Goodness!","Fuck You Very Much (white on black)",2,2.25,"<p>This embroidered iron on patch measures 2 inches wide by 2.25 inches tall and delivers a bold and funny statement. The black background with crisp white stitching makes it stand out on jackets, backpacks, or vests. Perfect for anyone with a sharp sense of humor who likes their accessories to speak louder than words.</p>
<p>Easy to apply with heat or sew on for extra durability, this patch is a fun way to customize your gear and show off your personality. Whether you are into punk, alt style, or just love novelty patches, this piece adds a touch of attitude to any collection.</p>","https://p.sdrs.biz/a/22091.gif"
1-PTR-89302,$5.99,"3.13"" x 3"" Patch","121","91",,"EVERYTHING ELSE - Funny, Humor, Slogans, Weird Stuff & Misc. Random Goodness!","Funk (Cut Out to the Shape of the Design)",3.13,3,"<h2>Funk Patch</h2>
<p>This embroidered iron-on Funk patch measures 3.13 inches wide by 3 inches tall and features a retro-inspired design with flowing script and vibrant colors. The cut-out shape and bold lettering capture the groove and style of classic funk music, making it the perfect accessory for jackets, vests, bags, or denim. With smooth stitching and high-quality materials, it delivers a standout vintage look with a modern twist.</p>
<p>Easy to apply with a heat press or household iron, this patch is great for customizing your gear or adding flair to your collection. Whether you're a music lover, vintage enthusiast, or patch collector, this Funk patch brings rhythm and personality to any surface.</p>
UPC: 190153043242","https://p.sdrs.biz/a/89302.png"
1-PTR-20043,$2.49,"4.25"" x 2"" Patch","121",,"84","EVERYTHING ELSE - Funny, Humor, Slogans, Weird Stuff & Misc. Random Goodness!","Girls Kick Ass (pink text on black)",4.25,2,,"https://p.sdrs.biz/a/a2/0/20043.gif"
1-PTR-89351,$5.98,"3"" x 3"" Patch","121",,,"EVERYTHING ELSE - Funny, Humor, Slogans, Weird Stuff & Misc. Random Goodness!","Going to Mars (with astronaut and rocket)",3,3,"<p>Blast off in style with this 3 inch round embroidered patch that proudly declares ""GOING TO MARS."" Featuring an astronaut standing on the red Martian surface as a rocket soars into space, this patch is a Square Deal exclusive you will not find anywhere else. Perfect for space lovers, sci-fi fans, and adventurers at heart.</p>
<p>Made with durable embroidery and cut out for easy application, this iron on patch adds a bold cosmic vibe to jackets, backpacks, hats, or gear. Celebrate exploration, adventure, and the dream of space travel with this out of this world patch.</p>","https://p.sdrs.biz/a/accessories/89351.png"
1-PTR-16328,$3.98,"3"" x 1.5"" Patch","121","213",,"EVERYTHING ELSE - Funny, Humor, Slogans, Weird Stuff & Misc. Random Goodness!","Hank Name Tag (Blue on White)",3,1.5,"<div class=""product-description"">
<h2>Hank Patch - Probably Fixed It With Duct Tape</h2>
<p>Nothing says ""I got this"" like a mechanic named Hank. This embroidered iron-on patch brings serious garage vibes with bold blue script on a crisp white oval. It's like a handshake from someone who always has a wrench in their back pocket.</p>
<p>At 1.5 inches tall by 3 inches wide, this retro name tag patch is perfect for your jacket, work shirt, or toolbox bag. Whether you're a real mechanic or just good at looking busy under the hood, Hank has your back.</p>
</div>
<br><br>UPC: 190153050721<br>","https://p.sdrs.biz/a/16328.jpg"
1-SEW-42082,$1.99,"3.5"" x 4.5"" Patch","121","80","98","EVERYTHING ELSE - Funny, Humor, Slogans, Weird Stuff & Misc. Random Goodness!","HATE",3.5,4.5,,"https://p.sdrs.biz/a/42082.png"
1-PTR-19656,$3.98,"3"" x 3"" Patch","121","68","213","EVERYTHING ELSE - Funny, Humor, Slogans, Weird Stuff & Misc. Random Goodness!","I Love You (Swans)",3,3,,"https://p.sdrs.biz/a/19656.png"
1-PTR-89322,$5.98,"2.5"" x 3.5"" Patch","121","153",,"EVERYTHING ELSE - Funny, Humor, Slogans, Weird Stuff & Misc. Random Goodness!","I'd Rather Be Fishing (with Large-Mouthed Bass Fish)",2.5,3.5,"<div class=""product-description"">
<h2>I'd Rather Be Fishing Patch - 2.5 x 3.5 Inches</h2>
<p>
Show where you'd rather be with this embroidered patch featuring the phrase ""I'd Rather Be Fishing"" and a bold largemouth bass design. Measuring 2.5 inches wide by 3.5 inches tall, this cut-out iron-on patch is perfect for jackets, tackle bags, hats, or any gear that deserves a little outdoorsy attitude.
</p>
<p>
Made with high-quality embroidery and an easy iron-on backing, this patch is built to last through every cast and catch. Whether you're lakeside, streamside, or just dreaming of your next trip, this patch lets everyone know what matters most.
</p>
<p>UPC: 190153056990</p>
</div>","https://p.sdrs.biz/a/accessories/89322.png"
1-PTR-19689,$3.98,"2.13"" x 3.38"" Patch","121",,,"EVERYTHING ELSE - Funny, Humor, Slogans, Weird Stuff & Misc. Random Goodness!","Jester Skeleton Playing Guitar (Cut Out to the Shape of the Design)",2.13,3.38,,"https://p.sdrs.biz/a/19689.png"
1-PTR-89340,$5.98,"3.88"" x 3.88"" Patch","121",,,"EVERYTHING ELSE - Funny, Humor, Slogans, Weird Stuff & Misc. Random Goodness!","Leave it Better Than You Found It",3.88,3.88,"<p>Show off your love for the outdoors with this ""Leave It Better Than You Found It"" embroidered iron-on patch. Measuring 3.88 inches round, it features a scenic forest and river design with lush green embroidery that reminds everyone to take care of our planet. Whether you're an avid camper, hiker, or eco-warrior, this patch is the perfect way to spread the message of environmental stewardship wherever you go.</p>
<p>Made for jackets, backpacks, hats, or any fabric surface, this high-quality patch attaches easily with a hot iron. Its durable embroidery and timeless message make it a great gift for nature lovers and conservation advocates alike. Wear it proudly, and inspire others to keep our world clean and beautiful!</p>
<p>UPC: 190153057140</p>","https://p.sdrs.biz/a/accessories/89340.png"
1-PTR-20088,$2.49,"4.5"" x 2"" Patch","121","80","106","EVERYTHING ELSE - Funny, Humor, Slogans, Weird Stuff & Misc. Random Goodness!","LOSER (blue on black)",4.5,2,,"https://p.sdrs.biz/a/a2/0/20088.gif"
1-PTR-20167,$2.49,"4.5"" x 2"" Patch","121","80","106","EVERYTHING ELSE - Funny, Humor, Slogans, Weird Stuff & Misc. Random Goodness!","LOSER (Dk. Purple on Black)",4.5,2,"<br> UPC: 190153007237","https://p.sdrs.biz/a/20167.gif"
1-PTR-20024,$2.49,"4.5"" x 2"" Patch","121","85","106","EVERYTHING ELSE - Funny, Humor, Slogans, Weird Stuff & Misc. Random Goodness!","LOSER (orange on black)",4.5,2,,"https://p.sdrs.biz/a/a2/0/20024.gif"
1-PTR-20165,$2.49,"4.5"" x 2"" Patch","121","80","106","EVERYTHING ELSE - Funny, Humor, Slogans, Weird Stuff & Misc. Random Goodness!","LOSER (red on black)",4.5,2,,"https://p.sdrs.biz/a/20165.gif"
1-PTR-20087,$2.49,"4.5"" x 2"" Patch","121","106","80","EVERYTHING ELSE - Funny, Humor, Slogans, Weird Stuff & Misc. Random Goodness!","LOSER (white on black)",4.5,2,,"https://p.sdrs.biz/a/a2/0/20087.gif"
1-PTR-20176,$2.49,"4.25"" x 2"" Patch","121","80","106","EVERYTHING ELSE - Funny, Humor, Slogans, Weird Stuff & Misc. Random Goodness!","LOSER (Yellow on Black)",4.25,2,,"https://p.sdrs.biz/a/20176.gif"
1-PTR-3583,$5.99,"4"" x 2"" Patch","121",,,"EVERYTHING ELSE - Funny, Humor, Slogans, Weird Stuff & Misc. Random Goodness!","Love Whoever You Want (Cut Out to the Shape of the Design)",4,2,,"https://p.sdrs.biz/a/3583.jpg"
1-PTR-20028,$2.49,"4.25"" x 2"" Patch","85","121","106","EVERYTHING ELSE - Funny, Humor, Slogans, Weird Stuff & Misc. Random Goodness!","LOW LIFE (blue on black)",4.25,2,,"https://p.sdrs.biz/a/a2/0/20028.gif"
1-PTR-20109,$2.49,"4.25"" x 2"" Patch","121","80","106","EVERYTHING ELSE - Funny, Humor, Slogans, Weird Stuff & Misc. Random Goodness!","LOW LIFE (green on black)",4.25,2,,"https://p.sdrs.biz/a/a2/0/20109.gif"
1-PTR-20108,$2.49,"4.25"" x 2"" Patch","121","80","106","EVERYTHING ELSE - Funny, Humor, Slogans, Weird Stuff & Misc. Random Goodness!","LOW LIFE (red on black)",4.25,2,,"https://p.sdrs.biz/a/a2/0/20108.png"
1-PTR-20275,$2.49,"4"" x 1.75"" Patch","121","80","106","EVERYTHING ELSE - Funny, Humor, Slogans, Weird Stuff & Misc. Random Goodness!","LOW LIFE (white on black)",4,1.75,"UPC: 190153012712","https://p.sdrs.biz/a/20275.png"
1-PTR-16327,$3.98,"3"" x 1.5"" Patch","121","213",,"EVERYTHING ELSE - Funny, Humor, Slogans, Weird Stuff & Misc. Random Goodness!","Max Name Tag (Blue on White)",3,1.5,"Mechanic / Gas Station Style Name Patch Parody
<br><br>UPC: 190153050714<br>","https://p.sdrs.biz/a/16327.jpg"
1-PTR-20032,$2.49,"5.25"" x 1.5"" Patch","85","121","98","EVERYTHING ELSE - Funny, Humor, Slogans, Weird Stuff & Misc. Random Goodness!","MEAN",5.25,1.5,,"https://p.sdrs.biz/a/20032.png"
1-PTR-19668,$3.49,"2"" x 3"" Patch","121",,,"EVERYTHING ELSE - Funny, Humor, Slogans, Weird Stuff & Misc. Random Goodness!","Middle Finger (Cut Out to the Shape of the Design)",2,3,"<BR><BR> (a.k.a. Fuck You, Fuck Off)","https://p.sdrs.biz/a/19668.png"
1-PTR-16326,$3.98,"3"" x 1.5"" Patch","121","213",,"EVERYTHING ELSE - Funny, Humor, Slogans, Weird Stuff & Misc. Random Goodness!","Mike Name Tag (Blue on White)",3,1.5,"<p>
Bring back vintage Americana with this embroidered Mike name patch. Styled after the classic 1950s gas station attendant and mechanic name tags, this oval patch features bold blue script on a crisp white background with a matching border. Perfect for retro enthusiasts, car culture fans, or anyone searching for vintage mechanic patches, gas station patches, or personalized name patches.
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Measuring 3 inches wide by 1.5 inches tall, this cut-out iron-on patch is durable, easy to apply, and great for work shirts, jackets, coveralls, backpacks, or hats. With clean embroidery and timeless style, the Mike patch adds instant old-school character and is a must-have for collectors of retro automotive and Americana patches.
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<br><br>UPC: 190153050707<br>","https://p.sdrs.biz/a/16326.jpg"
1-PTR-20123,$2.49,"4.5"" x 2"" Patch","121","80","106","EVERYTHING ELSE - Funny, Humor, Slogans, Weird Stuff & Misc. Random Goodness!","Nice People Swallow (Blue on Black)",4.5,2,,"https://p.sdrs.biz/a/a2/0/20123.gif"
1-PTR-43075,$3.49,"3"" x 3"" Patch","80","121","213","EVERYTHING ELSE - Funny, Humor, Slogans, Weird Stuff & Misc. Random Goodness!","No Bullshit",3,3,"<BR><BR>UPC: 190153025217<BR>","https://p.sdrs.biz/a/43075.png"
1-PT2-20318,$2.99,"2.25"" x 2.5"" Patch","121",,,"EVERYTHING ELSE - Funny, Humor, Slogans, Weird Stuff & Misc. Random Goodness!","Pair of Cacti - 2 Separate Cactus Patches with Pink Flower on Each",2.25,2.5,,"https://p.sdrs.biz/a/a0/0/20318.png"
1-PTM-51143,$1.49,"3"" x 1"" Patch","121","80",,"EVERYTHING ELSE - Funny, Humor, Slogans, Weird Stuff & Misc. Random Goodness!","Porn Star on Black Background",3,1,"<br> UPC: 190153021486","https://p.sdrs.biz/a/51143.png"
1-PTR-19690,$3.98,"3"" x 3"" Patch","121","201",,"EVERYTHING ELSE - Funny, Humor, Slogans, Weird Stuff & Misc. Random Goodness!","Rainbow Love",3,3,,"https://p.sdrs.biz/a/19690.png"
1-PTR-16322,$3.98,"3"" x 1.5"" Patch","121","213",,"EVERYTHING ELSE - Funny, Humor, Slogans, Weird Stuff & Misc. Random Goodness!","Red and Pink Cookie Name Tag",3,1.5,"
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<h2>Cookie Name Tag Patch - Your Friendly Diner Sass Machine</h2>
<p>This embroidered iron-on patch says ""Cookie"" - because every diner needs someone who calls you ""hon"" and refills your coffee before you ask. Pink with bold red script, it's sweet, sassy, and just retro enough to make you crave pie.</p>
<p>Measuring 1.5 inches tall by 3 inches wide, this cut-out patch is perfect for aprons, jackets, or your favorite brunch outfit. Stick it on and channel your inner waitress from the good old days - sarcasm sold separately.</p>
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UPC: 190153048292","https://p.sdrs.biz/a/16322 - cookie patch.jpg"
1-PTR-16321,$3.98,"3"" x 1.5"" Patch","121","213",,"EVERYTHING ELSE - Funny, Humor, Slogans, Weird Stuff & Misc. Random Goodness!","Red and Pink Sweetie Name Tag",3,1.5,"<p>Serve up some retro style with this embroidered Sweetie patch, a reproduction of a classic 1950s diner name patch. Measuring 1.5 inches tall by 3 inches wide, this oval iron on patch features bold red script lettering on a soft pink background, just like the vintage uniforms worn by waitresses in mid century diners. Perfect for jackets, bags, aprons, or retro costume projects, it adds a pop of nostalgic charm wherever you place it.</p>
<p>Fully embroidered and cut out to the shape of the design, this durable patch is easy to apply and built to last. Whether you love vintage diner fashion, collect retro patches, or just want a fun way to show off your sweet side, this reproduction Sweetie patch is the perfect accessory. Cute, classic, and a little kitschy, it is true 1950s Americana style you can wear today.</p>
UPC: 190153048285","https://p.sdrs.biz/a/16321.jpg"
1-PTR-20289,$2.49,"2.625"" x 3.125"" Patch","121","85","106","EVERYTHING ELSE - Funny, Humor, Slogans, Weird Stuff & Misc. Random Goodness!","Red, White and Blue Deaths Head Moth with Momma Banner (Cut Out to the Shape of the Design)",2.625,3.125,"<br><br>Americana Retro Tattoo Style Artwork <br> UPC: 190153013641","https://p.sdrs.biz/a/20289.png"
1-PTR-20292,$2.49,"2.75"" x 3.125"" Patch","121","85","106","EVERYTHING ELSE - Funny, Humor, Slogans, Weird Stuff & Misc. Random Goodness!","Red, White and Blue Deaths Head Moth with Poppa Banner (Cut Out to the Shape of the Design)",2.75,3.125,"<br><br>Retro Americana Tattoo Style Design <br> UPC: 190153013801","https://p.sdrs.biz/a/20292.png"
1-PTR-20073,$2.99,"3.125"" x 2"" Patch","121","90","106","EVERYTHING ELSE - Funny, Humor, Slogans, Weird Stuff & Misc. Random Goodness!","Rock n Roll (logo, cut-out)",3.125,2,,"https://p.sdrs.biz/a/20073.png"
1-PTR-20179,$2.49,"4"" x 2.5"" Patch","121","64",,"EVERYTHING ELSE - Funny, Humor, Slogans, Weird Stuff & Misc. Random Goodness!","SECURITY (Light Green on Black)",4,2.5,"<br> UPC: 844568046380","https://p.sdrs.biz/a/20179.jpg"
1-PTR-20152,$2.49,"4.5"" x 2"" Patch","121","85","106","EVERYTHING ELSE - Funny, Humor, Slogans, Weird Stuff & Misc. Random Goodness!","SECURITY (purple on black)",4.5,2,,"https://p.sdrs.biz/a/20152.jpg"
1-PTR-20151,$2.49,"4.5"" x 2"" Patch","121","106","85","EVERYTHING ELSE - Funny, Humor, Slogans, Weird Stuff & Misc. Random Goodness!","SECURITY (red on black)",4.5,2,,"https://p.sdrs.biz/a/20151.jpg"
1-PTR-58088,$5.98,"3.38"" x 3.38"" Patch","121","68",,"EVERYTHING ELSE - Funny, Humor, Slogans, Weird Stuff & Misc. Random Goodness!","Shiny Rainbow Love (Cut Out to the Shape of the Design)",3.38,3.38,"<p>This licensed embroidered patch bursts with color, featuring the word Love in bold retro lettering with a shiny rainbow finish. Measuring 3.38 inches tall by 3.38 inches wide, it is cut out and ready to iron on, making it a bright and eye-catching addition to jackets, bags, or hats.</p>
<p>The reflective rainbow material gives this patch a groovy, almost psychedelic vibe, perfect for spreading positivity and good energy wherever you go. Whether you are upgrading your festival gear or just want to add a pop of color to your everyday look, this patch brings the hype and the shine.</p>
UPC: 190153043778","https://p.sdrs.biz/a/58088.png"
1-PTR-89353,$5.98,"3.5"" x 3.5"" Patch","121","80",,"EVERYTHING ELSE - Funny, Humor, Slogans, Weird Stuff & Misc. Random Goodness!","Shit Could Be Worse (heart)",3.5,3.5,"<p>Add a dose of humor and honesty to your collection with this embroidered heart patch that says ""Shit Could Be Worse."" Measuring 3.5 inches by 3.5 inches, this cut out iron on patch features a light orange border, colorful flowers inside, and bold yellow cursive lettering that gets the point across with style. Perfect for anyone who loves a little sarcasm stitched into their gear.</p>
<p>Durable and easy to apply, this patch is great for jackets, backpacks, tote bags, or hats. Whether you're embracing the chaos of life or just need a funny reminder not to take things too seriously, this patch keeps it real while still looking cute.</p>","https://p.sdrs.biz/a/accessories/89353.png"
1-PTR-20058,$1.99,"3"" x 1.375"" Patch","121","85","106","EVERYTHING ELSE - Funny, Humor, Slogans, Weird Stuff & Misc. Random Goodness!","Shit Happens (cut-out)",3,1.375,,"https://p.sdrs.biz/a/20058 .png"
1-PTR-20119,$2.49,"4.125"" x 2"" Patch","121","106","85","EVERYTHING ELSE - Funny, Humor, Slogans, Weird Stuff & Misc. Random Goodness!","Southside (blue on black)",4.125,2,,"https://p.sdrs.biz/a/a2/0/20119.gif"
1-PTR-20286,$2.49,"4.13"" x 2"" Patch","121","106","85","EVERYTHING ELSE - Funny, Humor, Slogans, Weird Stuff & Misc. Random Goodness!","Southside (Red on Black)",4.13,2,"<br> UPC: 190153012583","https://p.sdrs.biz/a/20286.png"
1-PTR-20040,$2.49,"4"" x 2"" Patch","121","85","106","EVERYTHING ELSE - Funny, Humor, Slogans, Weird Stuff & Misc. Random Goodness!","Southside (White on Black)",4,2,,"https://p.sdrs.biz/a/a2/0/20040.gif"
1-PTR-16302,$3.98,"3"" x 3"" Patch","121","213",,"EVERYTHING ELSE - Funny, Humor, Slogans, Weird Stuff & Misc. Random Goodness!","Stop Sign (Cut Out to the Shape of the Design)",3,3,,"https://p.sdrs.biz/a/16302.png"
1-PTR-16299,$3.98,"3"" x 3"" Patch","121","213",,"EVERYTHING ELSE - Funny, Humor, Slogans, Weird Stuff & Misc. Random Goodness!","United We Shall Overcome - Hands Shaking",3,3,,"https://p.sdrs.biz/a/16299.png"
1-PTR-9968,$3.98,"3.13"" x 3.13"" Patch","121","68",,"EVERYTHING ELSE - Funny, Humor, Slogans, Weird Stuff & Misc. Random Goodness!","Wavy, Pastel Striped ""All You Need is Love"" on Lavender with Black Border",3.13,3.13,"<p>Spread positivity and retro charm with this vibrant <strong>Wavy Pastel ""All You Need is Love"" Patch</strong>. Featuring a playful, wavy design with pastel stripes and the iconic phrase ""All You Need is Love"" on a soothing lavender background, this patch adds a touch of 60s-inspired flair to any garment or accessory.</p>
<p><strong>Design:</strong> Wavy pastel stripes with ""All You Need is Love"" text on a lavender background, bordered in black.</p>
<p><strong>Dimensions:</strong> 3.13 inches (width) x 3.13 inches (height)</p>
<p><strong>Material:</strong> High-quality embroidered fabric with iron-on backing for easy application.</p>
<p><strong>Application:</strong> Perfect for jackets, backpacks, hats, or any fabric surface to showcase your love for peace and positivity.</p>","https://p.sdrs.biz/a/9968.png"
1-PTR-20094,$2.49,"4.25"" x 2"" Patch","121","106",,"EVERYTHING ELSE - Funny, Humor, Slogans, Weird Stuff & Misc. Random Goodness!","Westside (Blue on Black)",4.25,2,,"https://p.sdrs.biz/a/a2/0/20094.gif"
1-PTR-20274,$2.49,"4"" x 2"" Patch","121","106",,"EVERYTHING ELSE - Funny, Humor, Slogans, Weird Stuff & Misc. Random Goodness!","Westside (Green on Black)",4,2,"UPC: 190153012699","https://p.sdrs.biz/a/20274.png"
1-PTR-20095,$2.49,"4.25"" x 2"" Patch","121","106",,"EVERYTHING ELSE - Funny, Humor, Slogans, Weird Stuff & Misc. Random Goodness!","Westside (Red on Black)",4.25,2,,"https://p.sdrs.biz/a/a2/0/20095.gif"
1-PTR-20047,$2.49,"4.12"" x 2"" Patch","121","85","106","EVERYTHING ELSE - Funny, Humor, Slogans, Weird Stuff & Misc. Random Goodness!","Westside (White on Black)",4.12,2,,"https://p.sdrs.biz/a/a2/0/20047.gif"
1-PTR-19655,$3.98,"3"" x 3"" Patch","121","195","213","EVERYTHING ELSE - Funny, Humor, Slogans, Weird Stuff & Misc. Random Goodness!","When You're Happy I'm Happy",3,3,,"https://p.sdrs.biz/a/19655.png"
1-PTR-58072,$5.98,"3.25"" x 3.25"" Patch","121",,,"EVERYTHING ELSE - Funny, Humor, Slogans, Weird Stuff & Misc. Random Goodness!","Wild & Free - Landscape with Cross Arrows",3.25,3.25,"<div class=""product-description"">
<h2>Wild and Free Embroidered Iron-On Patch - 3.25"" Round</h2>
<p>Celebrate your love for the outdoors with this beautifully detailed embroidered patch that reads ""Wild and Free."" Featuring two crossed arrows, mountains, a lake, and trees, this patch captures the spirit of adventure and freedom.</p>
<p>Measuring 3.25"" round, it's the perfect size for jackets, backpacks, hats, or any gear that needs a touch of nature-inspired style.</p>
<p>Easy to apply with a standard iron or heat press, this patch is a durable and stylish way to show off your wild side.</p>
<p>Great for hikers, campers, wanderers, and free spirits everywhere.</p>
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1-PTR-22160,$2.99,"3"" x 1.5"" Patch","121","196","213","EVERYTHING ELSE - Funny, Humor, Slogans, Weird Stuff & Misc. Random Goodness!","Willie Name Tag (White on Blue)",3,1.5,"<div class=""product-description"">
<h2>Willie Embroidered Mechanic Name Patch</h2>
<p>Give your gear a personalized, old-school garage vibe with this classic ""Willie"" embroidered name patch. Inspired by vintage workwear, this oval patch features bold blue script on a white background with a matching border.</p>
<p>Measuring 1.5 inches tall by 3 inches wide, it's ideal for mechanic shirts, coveralls, jackets, and tool bags. Durable and easy to apply with an iron-on backing, this patch adds retro style to any hardworking outfit.</p>
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<br>UPC: 190153050677<br>","https://p.sdrs.biz/a/22160.jpg"
1-PTR-110004,$4.98,"3.25"" x 3.25"" Patch","121","80","193","EVERYTHING ELSE - Funny, Humor, Slogans, Weird Stuff & Misc. Random Goodness!","Zombie Hunter - Kill or Get Eaten (With Skull, Biohazard Symbol & Guns) (Round)",3.25,3.25,,"https://p.sdrs.biz/a/110004.jpg"
1-PTR-20061,$2.49,"5"" x 3.5"" Patch","126","106","121","HEMP & MARIJUANA","dope (logo in red)",5,3.5,,"https://p.sdrs.biz/a/a2/0/20061.gif"
1-PTR-20234,$2.49,"3.5"" x 1.875"" Patch","121","106","110","PARENTAL ADVISORY","Parental Advisory (Light Purple on Black)",3.5,1.875,,"https://p.sdrs.biz/a/20234.jpg"
1-PTR-20195,$2.49,"3.375"" x 1.75"" Patch","121","80","110","PARENTAL ADVISORY","Parental Advisory Explicit Lyrics (Dark Purple on Black)",3.375,1.75,,"https://p.sdrs.biz/a/20195.jpg"
1-PTR-20196,$2.49,"3.375"" x 1.75"" Patch","110","85","121","PARENTAL ADVISORY","Parental Advisory Explicit Lyrics (Red on Black)",3.375,1.75,,"https://p.sdrs.biz/a/20196.jpg"
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