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Product Listing For Artist 'TWAIN, MARK'
NUMBER,PRICE,"FORMAT","CATEGORY1","CATEGORY2","CATEGORY3","ARTIST","TITLE",WIDTH,HEIGHT,"DESCRIPTION","IMAGE"
1-MAG-31503,$3.49,"2.5"" x 3.5"" Magnet","219",,,"TWAIN, MARK","A Man Who Carries a Cat by the Tail Learns Something He Can Learn in No Other Way. - Mark Twain 1835 - 1910",2.5,3.5,"<p>This 2.5 by 3.5 inch magnet features the humorous and insightful quote <strong>""A man who carries a cat by the tail learns something he can learn in no other way""</strong> by <strong>Mark Twain (1835-1910)</strong>. Set against a black background with Twain's portrait, this magnet perfectly captures his trademark wit and wisdom.</p>
<p>Ideal for <strong>book lovers, teachers, writers, and collectors of literary quotes</strong>, this magnet adds a clever touch of inspiration and humor to any fridge, locker, or workspace. Proudly made in the USA.</p>","https://p.sdrs.biz/a/31503 - mark twain - cat's tail 3.5 x 2.5.png"
1-MAG-31496,$3.49,"3.5"" x 2.5"" Magnet","219",,,"TWAIN, MARK","Anger is an Acid That Can Do More Hard to the Vessel In Which it is Stored Than to Anything On Which it is Poured - Mark Twain 1835 - 1910",3.5,2.5,"<p>This 2.5 by 3.5 inch magnet features a vintage-style portrait of Mark Twain alongside one of his most insightful quotes: ""Anger is an acid that can do more harm to the vessel in which it is stored than to anything on which it is poured"". The sepia-toned design evokes 19th-century charm, perfectly complementing Twain's timeless wisdom about emotion and self-control.</p>
<p>Ideal for literature lovers, philosophers, and admirers of classic American wit, this magnet adds an inspiring and reflective touch to any fridge, office, or study. Proudly made in the USA.</p>","https://p.sdrs.biz/a/31496 - mark twain - anger 3.5 x 2.5.png"
1-MAG-31502,$3.49,"2.5"" x 3.5"" Magnet","219",,,"TWAIN, MARK","Denial Ain't Just a River in Egypt - Mark Twain 1835 - 1910",2.5,3.5,"<p>This 2.5 by 3.5 inch magnet features the witty quote <strong>""Denial ain't just a river in Egypt""</strong> attributed to <strong>Mark Twain (1835-1910)</strong>. Set against a black background with Twain's portrait, this design captures his signature blend of humor and truth.</p>
<p>Perfect for <strong>literature fans, humor enthusiasts, teachers, and collectors of classic quotes</strong>, this magnet adds a clever and timeless touch to any refrigerator or office space. Proudly made in the USA.</p>","https://p.sdrs.biz/a/31502 - mark twain - denial 3.5 x 2.5.png"
1-MAG-31495,$3.49,"3.5"" x 2.5"" Magnet","219",,,"TWAIN, MARK","Don't Let Schooling Interfere with Your Education - Mark Twain 1835 - 1910",3.5,2.5,"<p>This 2.5 by 3.5 inch magnet features a classic black-and-white portrait of <strong>Mark Twain (1835-1910)</strong> alongside one of his most famous quotes: ""<strong>Don't let schooling interfere with your education</strong>"". A witty and timeless reminder about the value of curiosity and independent thought.</p>
<p>Perfect for <strong>writers, teachers, students, and lovers of Twain's humor and wisdom</strong>, this magnet adds literary inspiration to any fridge or workspace. Proudly made in the USA.</p>","https://p.sdrs.biz/a/31495 - 3.5 x 2.5 - mark twain school and education.png"
1-MAG-31498,$3.49,"3.5"" x 2.5"" Magnet","219",,,"TWAIN, MARK","Get Your Facts First, Then You Can Distort Them As You Please. - Mark Twain 1835 - 1910",3.5,2.5,"<p>This 2.5 by 3.5 inch magnet features a vintage black-and-white portrait of Mark Twain with one of his sharpest and most humorous quotes: ""Get your facts first, then you can distort them as you please"". Twain's wit and insight shine through in this timeless commentary on truth, perspective, and human nature.</p>
<p>Perfect for writers, humor lovers, history enthusiasts, and anyone who appreciates classic American satire, this magnet makes a clever and eye-catching addition to your fridge or office. Proudly made in the USA.</p>","https://p.sdrs.biz/a/31498 - mark twain - distorted facts 3.5 x 2.5.jpg"
1-MAG-31497,$3.49,"2.5"" x 3.5"" Magnet","219",,,"TWAIN, MARK","Giving Up Smoking is the Easiest Thing in the World. I Know Because I've Done it Thousands of Times. - Mark Twain 1835 - 1910",2.5,3.5,"<p>This 2.5 by 3.5 inch magnet features a witty quote by Mark Twain: ""Giving up smoking is the easiest thing in the world. I know because I've done it thousands of times"". Accompanied by a classic portrait of Twain with his trademark pipe, this humorous magnet celebrates the author's sharp wit and timeless observations on human nature.</p>
<p>Perfect for Twain fans, literary enthusiasts, or anyone who appreciates clever humor, this magnet adds a touch of classic charm and laughter to any fridge or workspace. Proudly made in the USA.</p>","https://p.sdrs.biz/a/31497.jpg"
1-MAG-31511,$3.49,"2.5"" x 3.5"" Magnet","219",,,"TWAIN, MARK","It's easier to fool people than to convince them they have been fooled. - Mark Twain 1835 - 1910",2.5,3.5,"<div class=""product-description"">
<p>Show off your love for timeless wisdom and sharp wit with this 3.5 inch wide by 2.5 inch tall magnet featuring the iconic Mark Twain quote: <em>""It's easier to fool people than to convince them they have been fooled.""</em> The design showcases a vintage engraving of Mark Twain, capturing his thoughtful expression and enduring brilliance.</p>
<p>This classic literary magnet makes a perfect gift for teachers, writers, readers, or anyone who appreciates intelligent humor and truth-telling. Great for home, office, or classroom - a daily reminder of human nature's complexities and Twain's unmatched insight.</p>
<p>Printed in high detail with a glossy finish and a durable magnetic back for secure display on any metal surface.</p>
<p><strong>Proudly Made in the USA.</strong></p>
</div><BR><BR>UPC: 190153047660<BR>","https://p.sdrs.biz/a/31511 - mark twain fooling fools magnet 3.5 x 2.5.png"
1-MAG-31628,$3.49,"3.5"" x 2.5"" Magnet","219",,,"TWAIN, MARK","No Amount of Evidence Will Ever Persuade an Idiot - Mark Twain 1835 - 1910",3.5,2.5,"<p>This 2.5 by 3.5 inch magnet features a classic black and white portrait of <strong>Mark Twain</strong> alongside one of his most cutting quotes: ""No amount of evidence will ever persuade an idiot"". The design captures Twain's trademark wit and skepticism, reflecting his timeless commentary on human nature and reason. With bold typography and a vintage aesthetic, this piece perfectly blends humor and historical insight.</p>
<p>Ideal for <strong>literature fans, free thinkers, and collectors of witty quotes</strong>, this magnet makes a clever and conversation-starting addition to any fridge or workspace. Proudly made in the USA.</p>","https://p.sdrs.biz/a/31628.jpg"
1-MAG-31494,$3.49,"3.5"" x 2.5"" Magnet","219",,,"TWAIN, MARK","Suppose You Were an Idiot, and Suppose You Were a Member of Congress; but I Repeat Myself. - Mark Twain 1835 - 1910",3.5,2.5,"<p>This 2.5 by 3.5 inch magnet features one of Mark Twain's most iconic and witty political quotes: ""Suppose you were an idiot, and suppose you were a member of Congress; but I repeat myself"". The design includes a black-and-white sketch portrait of Twain, complete with his signature and life dates, capturing the humor and sharp social commentary that made him one of America's greatest satirists.</p>
<p>Perfect for literature lovers, history buffs, and anyone who appreciates clever political humor, this magnet makes a timeless addition to any fridge, locker, or office space. Proudly made in the USA.</p>","https://p.sdrs.biz/a/31494 - congress - 3.5 x 2.5.png"
1-MAG-31509,$3.49,"2.5"" x 3.5"" Magnet","219",,,"TWAIN, MARK","The man who does not read has no advatage over the man who cannot read - Mark Twain 1835 - 1910",2.5,3.5,"<div class=""product-description"">
<p>Celebrate timeless wisdom with this 3.5 inch wide by 2.5 inch tall magnet featuring the insightful quote by Mark Twain: <em>""The man who does not read has no advantage over the man who cannot read.""</em> This elegant black-and-white design pairs Twain's sharp intellect with a vintage portrait of the celebrated author, reminding us of the enduring value of curiosity and lifelong learning.</p>
<p>Perfect for book lovers, teachers, writers, and fans of American literature, this literary magnet makes a thoughtful gift or a sophisticated addition to any home, office, or library decor.</p>
<p>Printed in vivid detail with a glossy finish and a strong magnetic back - ideal for your refrigerator, locker, or workspace.</p>
<p><strong>Proudly Made in the USA.</strong></p>
</div><BR><BR>UPC: 190153047646<BR>","https://p.sdrs.biz/a/31509 - mark twain reading advantage 3.5 x 2.5 magnet.png"
1-MAG-31641,$3.49,"3.5"" x 2.5"" Magnet","219",,,"TWAIN, MARK","The More I Learn About People, the More I Like My Dog. - Mark Twain",3.5,2.5,"<p>This 2.5 by 3.5 inch magnet features a classic black-and-white image of <strong>Mark Twain</strong> alongside one of his most humorous and enduring quotes: ""The more I learn about people, the more I like my dog"". The portrait captures Twain's trademark wit and wisdom, celebrating his sharp observations on human nature and fondness for animals.</p>
<p>A perfect gift for dog lovers, literary fans, and collectors of witty vintage quote magnets. Proudly made in the USA.</p>","https://p.sdrs.biz/a/31641.jpg"
1-MAG-31512,$3.49,"3.5"" x 2.5"" Magnet","219",,,"TWAIN, MARK","The truth has no defense against a fool determined to believe a lie. - Mark Twain 1835 - 1910",3.5,2.5,"<p>This 2.5 by 3.5 inch magnet features a striking black-and-white portrait of Mark Twain paired with one of his most profound observations: ""The truth has no defense against a fool determined to believe a lie"". The simple, timeless design captures Twain's sharp wit and commentary on human nature and belief.</p>
<p>Perfect for writers, philosophers, skeptics, and admirers of classic American wisdom, this magnet adds a thoughtful and bold statement to any refrigerator, locker, or workspace. Proudly made in the USA.</p>
<BR><BR>UPC: 190153047677<BR>","https://p.sdrs.biz/a/31512 - mark twain truth and fools 3.5 x 2.5 magnet.png"
1-MAG-31510,$3.49,"2.5"" x 3.5"" Magnet","219",,,"TWAIN, MARK","There are lies, damned lies and statistics. - Mark Twain 1835 - 1910",2.5,3.5,"<div class=""product-description"">
<p>Add wit and wisdom to your space with this 3.5 inch tall by 2.5 inch wide magnet featuring the timeless quote by Mark Twain: <em>""There are lies, damned lies, and statistics.""</em> This striking black-and-white design pairs Twain's sharp humor with a vintage portrait of the legendary author, capturing his iconic intellect and sardonic charm.</p>
<p>Perfect for writers, teachers, history buffs, or lovers of classic American literature, this magnet brings a touch of literary humor to your fridge, locker, or office. It's both decorative and thought-provoking - a reminder of Twain's enduring insight into truth and human nature.</p>
<p>Printed on durable material with a glossy finish and strong magnetic backing.</p>
<p><strong>Proudly Made in the USA.</strong></p>
</div><BR><BR>UPC: 190153047653<BR>","https://p.sdrs.biz/a/31510 - mark twain lies, damned lies, and statistics 2.5 x 3.5 magnet.png"
1-MAG-31436,$3.49,"3.5"" x 2.5"" Magnet","219",,,"TWAIN, MARK","Whenever you find yourself on the side of the majority, it is time to reform (or pause and reflect) - Mark Twain 1835-1910",3.5,2.5,,"https://p.sdrs.biz/a/31436.jpg"
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